No Oppo Supporters Non Bulldog Footy Talk - Bulldogs only - Part 5

[Testekill]

St Kilda fans saying that they have 8 of their best 22/23 missing. Any truth to that?

Bit of a cop out to lead all day and choke it but then going NO BUT WE'RE MISSING A BUNCH OF OUR BEST 22.

 

[CarnTheScray]

Discount anything a Saints fan says. They're inherently full of s**t.

Hence why I’m asking lol. They are only second to Carlton fans on this site on the “Nuffie Scale”.

 

[Next Waiting]

Clarry is about as far away from an oil painting as it's possible to get

 

[Norm De Guerre]

It's a testament as to how good a player Clayton Oliver

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Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

is that can be as fat as mud and still dominate games in the manner that he does. Now if you'll excuse me I need to spend the next 5 hours in a state of self flagellation as penance for posting what I just have.

 

[Leon]

Ben Brown

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Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

is the pain in the ass other pains in the ass compare themselves to.

 

[maddog37]

Live shots of Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

playing footy.

 

[Next Waiting]

Hardly plucked it out of nowhere Darce. He lobbed it on his noggin and he caught it. Remarkable!

 

[Next Waiting]

It's a testament as to how good a player Clayton Oliver is that can be as fat as mud and still dominate games in the manner that he does. Now if you'll excuse me I need to spend the next 5 hours in a state of self flagellation as penance for posting what I just have.

It is sickening how good he is as a player. The sickening doesn't end there though....

 

[Scotch N Coke Monatore]

Something about Port is just irritating to the point that I hope even the Dees beat them

That's going too far.

 

[Scotch N Coke Monatore]

Ben Brown is the pain in the ass other pains in the ass compare themselves to.

If the Dees are the a-hole of the comp, Sideshow Bob is the prolapsed sphincter of the aforesaid organ.

 

[Doggy Dan]

What the hell is Esava doing there, lol. What a muppet.

 

[Next Waiting]

Ratagawhatshisname. That was unbelievably bad goal line defence. Tip. You have to mark it b4 it crosses the line

 

[Mojorisin]

St Kilda fans saying that they have 8 of their best 22/23 missing. Any truth to that?

Yeah missing Jack Bytel- he is better then libba you know.

 

[Next Waiting]

Darcy as a commentator.....why? Does he have photos

 

[Doggy Dan]

I’m so torn. I hate Melbourne so much, but reading the Sack Hinkley page after a Port loss is one of the great joys in life.

 

[Yesterday Dog]

Darcy as a commentator.....why? Does he have photos

The younger of the bunch spews out the same colloquialisms as all commentators gone by, signalling the end of hope for change

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Saints pissed that away for sure. Led by a couple of goals early in the 4th, with the Bombers looking terrible. Only for the Saints to be unable to generate anything on the scoreboard in the last.

Marshall had a stinker. 14 clangers and 5 free kicks against.

Marshall was terrible. I noticed number 19 making awful mistakes and had to look up who it was.

 

[Norm De Guerre]

Live shots of Ben Brown playing footy.

These exact movements literally happened 5 minutes ago when the ball was kicked on top his head.

I almost spat out my 20 y.o Pappy Van Winkle Bourbon I was laughing so hard. However to do so would be sacrilege.

Brown is the exemplar of my theory that its better to be tall than good if you want to remain on an AFL list.

 

[Next Waiting]

Darce does enjoy the word great. Things tend to be great or not great. And that's great but it does grate.

 

[Libbaaaa]

Erin Phillips interviews Salem who has only had 3 touches, he was shocked.

 

[TiAn_]

Clarry is about as far away from an oil painting as it's possible to get

Unless that oil painting is Van Gogh’s ‘Young man with sunflower’:

 

[Doggy]

Unless that oil painting is Van Gogh’s ‘Young man with sunflower’:

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[Contador]

Big Benny Brown making bulldogs bigfooty eat their words. I really don't know how the dees manage to stay in these games where they're getting outplayed everywhere.

 

[Dogs Rule]

I hate Melbourne. I just wish them pain. Over and over and over again. Against everyone. Pain. Lots of it. So punchable.

 

[CarnTheScray]

Big Benny Brown making bulldogs bigfooty eat their words. I really don't know how the dees manage to stay in these games where they're getting outplayed everywhere.

They always do just enough to stay with the opposition. Cant remember the last time they were thrashed.

Brown has kicked 2 goals, not an impossible task on these Port talls.