Oppo Camp Non-Essendon Thread X

[The Speaker]

They can be annoying injuries. I had one, looked like this, kept me from Taekwondo and cricket for 6 ******* weeks.

oh it's billy bowden

 

[Beerfish]

They can be annoying injuries. I had one, looked like this, kept me from Taekwondo and cricket for 6 ******* weeks.

I know. You've posted it before.

 

[Jade]

So something I've been mulling over for a while, and after some significant thought it turns out, Carlton are ****ing shit.

That has got to be the worst ****ing list I've seen in some time. Just a collection of shit mounded on top of shit. What a shallow, talentless collection of bog average players and leaderless spuds.

You'd think they would have figured out the predicament they were in (because **** knows the rest of us have), but no - they go and hire an egotistical has-been that is only there for his own self interests, who flogs himself to his own picture in the paper to take them to the promised land.

And the ****ing idiot declares they aren't far off a flag?! Dream on ********, Carlton couldn't win a flag if they turned their list over twice.

Gibbs, Kruezer, and lets not forget that ****ing weak as piss Murphy. This, THIS is your 'core' to build around?? Are you ****ing kidding? Murphy needs to be the 3rd or 4th midfielder in a side to be effective. How ****ing embarrassing to have such a soft, spineless shit smear as your captain.

Not only is the list complete and utter trash, they don't even recognise it enough to actually, you know, try and fix it.

Who in their right ****ing mind picks up Boekhorst (did I even spell the name correctly of that ****ing nobody) when Laverde was sitting right there... 'yeah, um, we went after the players we rated', well picking up players that are high on the can't-play-for-shit-o-meter must rate highly on your list of priorities you slobbering, window licking, enlarged forehead sporting special needs people......

Crowds? Down. Memberships? Flailing. Nice to know your fans are made of the same sort of stern stuff that your list and administration is. Big 4, what a ****ing joke. Even Richmond who have barely managed to win a game of football in 30 ****ing years are bigger and more important than you.

**** you Carlton. Enjoy that steaming pile of shit you call a club as it hurtles down the path of mediocrity.

 

[eth-dog]

I knew that this was coming

 

[Harlequin]

I did laugh the other day listening to a Blues supporter on the phone to SEN saying how much he was looking forward to the season.

Also driving home from the hospital on Friday morning I was following a shit heap rust bucket on Dandenong road with an 'I am Carlton' bumper sticker. My first thought was never a truer word stated in a bumper sticker your car typifies Carlton

 

[Doss]

Oh, lordy.

 

[BrewSmackerVeiny]

I think Carlton could be top 4 this year.

 

[eth-dog]

I think Carlton could be top 4 this year.

Jade dislikes this

 

[Stopher]

Rant-astic!

 

[Autobahn]

I think Carlton could be top 4 this year.

Where's the other half of the joke?

 

[Kakkle]

I think Carlton could be top 4 this year.

Heh.


Their list is in 10x better shape then it was this time last year, but they will be no where near the 8 this year though.

 

[Burzum]

I think Carlton could be top 4 this year.

... of the bottom ten?

 

[Ashton Agar]

Heh.


Their list is in 10x better shape then it was this time last year, but they will be no where near the 8 this year though.

By recruiting deadset spuds like Liam Jones, Jason Tutt, Matthew Dick, Mark Whiley and Blaine ****ing Boekhorst?

 

[eth-dog]

By recruiting deadset spuds like Liam Jones, Jason Tutt, Matthew Dick, Mark Whiley and Blaine ****ing Boekhorst?

Don't underestimate Whiley. Could be a handy clearance player ala Howlett.

 

[Mercurial89]

Dont know how you guys do it. I can never make grand sweeping statements in the offseason, there is so much unknown.
Sure ill celebrate and rub it in to my mates when Carlton suck during a season, but who knows what they could do, or we could do this year.

 

[Jade]

Dont know how you guys do it. I can never make grand sweeping statements in the offseason, there is so much unknown.
Sure ill celebrate and rub it in to my mates when Carlton suck during a season, but who knows what they could do, or we could do this year.

BigFooty is not for you......

 

[Pweter]

Look let's get serious for a second as there's something that's lacking in all this talk of the Blues:

**** Carlton.

 

[Mercuri Rising]

HOURS SINCE "**** CARLTON": 0

 

[Doss]

By recruiting deadset spuds like Liam Jones, Jason Tutt, Matthew Dick, Mark Whiley and Blaine ****ing Boekhorst?

Come on, Boekhorst hasn't even played a game yet.

I like to see Carlton fail as much as anyone, but calling someone who hasn't even played a game a spud is a bit much.

 

[Mercuri Rising]

Honestly, most of those pick-ups I can see being reasonably handy. Not superstars, but at least improving on past output (without trying to damn them with faint praise). Jones especially moves down in the pecking order.

 

[Ashton Agar]

Come on, Boekhorst hasn't even played a game yet.

I like to see Carlton fail as much as anyone, but calling someone who hasn't even played a game a spud is a bit much.

Blaine Boekhorst?

 

[Mercurial89]

BigFooty is not for you......

Your quite right. Ill leave the grand sweeping statements to you, and just chuckle along quietly at your rants.

Good work btw, one of your better ones. 4/5.

 

[Doss]

Blaine Boekhorst?

And he has played precisely the same number of games as Boekhorst.

 

[LB#16]

HOURS SINCE "**** CARLTON": 0

That needs to be the name of the banter thread this year.

 

[BomberTime]

Gee wiz, is Dank still up there?