"Old" is when.....

[SeinDude]

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!



SeinDude

 

[Dave]

"OLD" is when you start getting called Mr

 

[elt]

Nice work SeinDude.

Originally posted by Dave
"OLD" is when you start getting called Mr

Ahhh to quote Homer (Simpson not that other guy who wrote the Iliad)
Just once I'd like someone to call me Sir without adding "you're making a scene"

 

[daicos4ever]

or 'Sir'..... and when a woman at a questionnaire booth in melbourne central asked you if you are '24 by any chance?' when your only 18...... hey thats not so bad.......

 

[66MunsterT]

Originally posted by SeinDude
"OLD" IS WHEN.....



SeinDude

Old is when People laugh at you for being old enough to see the
1950 North V Essendon Grand Final.
Cheers,

The Munster.

 

[-GB-]

Re: Re: "Old" is when.....

Originally posted by 66MunsterT


Old is when People laugh at you for being old enough to see the
1950 North V Essendon Grand Final.
Cheers,

The Munster.

www.BigFootyPensioners.com


(just kidding mate)

 

[66MunsterT]

Re: Re: Re: "Old" is when.....

Originally posted by -GB-


www.BigFootyPensioners.com


(just kidding mate)

Love it
By the way, Your "Nick" is my Initials.
Cheers,
The Munster.

 

[SeinDude]

A couple more funny things about old people:


What are the best 3 things about having altzheimers disease?
1. You can hide your own easter eggs!!
2. You can make a new friend every day!!
3. You can hide your own easter eggs!!

What is CRAFT disease???
Can't
Remember
A
F*cking
Thing


SeinDude

 

[Dubbya]

Old is anyone over 25.
I hate old people, and ugly people, and especially OLD & UGLY people.

 

[blues^rock]

you're never old just older...
ok...well i spose tyo me, old is someone who is aroun dmy parents age...iot depends...ol din general is around there...but if your saying old for a footy player, or olod to get married, or old to have kids etc. it varies... i don't think you can be JUST old...

 

[Eagle_Fan]

OLD.... is when you've just turned 22


Happy Birthday sainter

 

[hilly]

Originally posted by Eagle_Fan
OLD.... is when you've just turned 22


Happy Birthday sainter

GOLD!

 

[Yianni]

Old is when you're more interested in the adult storylines in Neighbours instead of the ones involving the younger characters.

 

[sainter]

Thanks K,

Centrelink rang to say they are stopping my youth allowance and replacing it with the pension.

 

[Grendel]

Originally posted by Dave
"OLD" is when you start getting called Mr

Thats right Mr.Dave! *Says Mr.Grendel*

 

[Mr Ripper]

...you're rapt to see Tony Lockett and Paul Salmon making comebacks because that means there's another two players in the AFL that are actually OLDER* than you!

*Doesn't apply to Grendel

 

[Grendel]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
...you're rapt to see Tony Lockett and Paul Salmon making comebacks because that means there's another two players in the AFL that are actually OLDER* than you!

*Doesn't apply to Grendel

MY BLOODY OATH IT APPLYS!!

 

[Asgardian]

Is there any chance Bernie Quinlan could make a comeback, just for the BigFooty "Old Farts Club"?

 

[The Hippie]

A friend of mine who lives in the US emailed this to me, goes well with this tread.

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin put together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1983.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a
mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".
They do not care who shot J.R., and have no idea who
J.R. even is.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

 

[Blues_Brat]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
...you're rapt to see Tony Lockett and Paul Salmon making comebacks because that means there's another two players in the AFL that are actually OLDER* than you!

*Doesn't apply to Grendel

Now that is scary, I am dreading the day when all the players are younger than me, which isn't probably too far off.

*Memo to Craig Bradley: You can make it to 50, I'm sure of it!*

 

[mandy]

Re: Re: "Old" is when.....

Originally posted by Blues_Brat

Now that is scary, I am dreading the day when all the players are younger than me, which isn't probably too far off.

*Memo to Craig Bradley: You can make it to 50, I'm sure of it!*

It is a dark dark day when this happens at your own club. I remember a year or two ago searching desperately through the footy record for the player stats during the first game to find a Pie player older than me.

DAMN Collingwood and their "rebuilding" and "youth policy" direction. I wasn't ready to be THAT old!!!

 

[MissJane]

I was in the supermarket the other day, and a woman said to her child, "careful of the lady" as the kid nearly knocked me over on his way to the lollie aisle...

I looked around thinking "lady..? huh..?" and she meant ME!! I know I'm a lady compared to a toddler, but it made me feel old...

 

[Nic]

Originally posted by Yianni
Old is when you're more interested in the adult storylines in Neighbours instead of the ones involving the younger characters.

Since when has Neighbours had storylines, let alone adult ones?

Thankyou all for making me feel young again. I'm only 18 but my god, walking around and seeing all these toddlers in mini skirts, makeup and smoking, geez. My 14 year old cousin is currently getting more than me.