Player Haikus

[Sopwiths North]

Majak Daw defends
A butterfly flaps its wings
Peace in Korea

This is beautiful TOD!

(*sticks gold star*)

 

[Contra Mundum]

With Brown negated
No Higgo and Jack as mid
Made winning hard

 

[Gasometer]

Bread McKenzie
Became an phenomenon
Until he was delisted

 

[naturally north]

Bread McKenzie
Became an phenomenon
Until he was delisted

That was sad
was Brad bad
a turtle dumps in the ocean

 

[Caracas]

Could not beat Jonas
Ben Brown stranded on the ground
F*** Port Adelaide

 

[GarnerSmash]

Don't argue with me
So it is with Cunnington
Embarrassed, sore chest

 

[GarnerSmash]

Cheap touches normal
Mitchell stranded and beaten
Jacobs owns your soul

 

[Gasometer]

Ignore button on Bf
Is for good porpoise
Pea hearted skunks.

 

[ferball]

Sometimes its SaenJy
Where is his body moving
Does he even know

 

[andana]

Tazza and Thommo
defending, Do you believe
in Majak. Solid.

 

[amaz199]

Ben Jacobs tag good
He kill midfielder with stare
He make sausage rise

 

[Sopwiths North]

The knee is just torn
Must be channeling Gibbo
Thank god, dear Hibbo!

 

[Gasometer]

Squwark and fly away
Scavenger sea gull in red and black
Finger pointing everywhere

 

[Gorman2Geister]

Spinning, whirling, twirl
Without point forever more
The JMac tackle

Light be the fingers
Where be my possessions now
O'Keefe laden bag

Frozen liquid all
Come to house of the Bomber
Nothing suss here, no

 

[Kimbo]

Eccentric Bomber
Benign, you all thought the fool
'All of you!' he winks.

Whose idea the drugs?
Oh it was mine, he gloated
Oops, wrong conference.

 

[Kimbo]

Blood boils over bloods.
Academy rules okay.
Blakeys sons no more.

 

[Kimbo]

Not worth first round pick.
Jed was dead, and Hawks did squawk.
Now hair flows with bun.

 

[Kimbo]

Superstar elsewhere.
"He marks at the highest point."
The constant drivel.

 

[Kimbo]

Never has one man
Done so much for so many
As our tag, Benny.

 

[Kimbo]

Haikus a weakness.
Withdrawing into darkness.
All else left alone.

 

[King Corey]

We need cover under siege
Turnstiles drawn at dawn
Jamie best stick to pointing

 

[Bigeasy]

Big bristling moustache
Excrement flowing from mouth
Fluck off you fat twat

 

[dus]

Sweet mother bosom,
Maj for all to come and see,
Poo in pants forwards.

 

[andana]

Sammy Wright two weeks
allegro and pirouette
Nex minit, comeback

 

[Sopwiths North]

Kick with all your might
Young Sam from Katamatite
That ballet goes aaallright!