player nicknames

[Godfrey Jones]

hi,

if you have a read of the wiki page seems some comedian o) has nominated a few nicknames for our boys

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collingwood_Football_Club#Current_praying_list

in case it gets edited here is the list:

1 Leon Davis
2 Sean Rusling
4 Alan ".05" Didak
10 Scott "soft as butter" Pendlebury
12 Shannon "likes the" Cox
19 Cameron "has" Wood
20 Ben "Riverdance" Reid
21 Sharrod " TAC" Wellingham
23 Anthony "I wish I was as good as my brother" Rocca
32 Travis "worst of the brothers" Cloke
33 Brad "sucks" Dick
38 Tyson "turnover" Goldsack
40 Chris "Carlton reject" Bryan
Rookies:

N/A Scott "can't" Reed
N/A Lachlan "O'" Keeffe

 

[Johnson#26]

Obsessions aren't good.

 

[OniAu]

take a stab its a carlton supporter haha

the cloke comment with the bryan comment can only come from a blues supporter

 

[Godfrey Jones]

^who else would be that lame?? lol

i'll take another stab in the dark and say it was probably this guy

[youtube]8LzBXM1QunU[/youtube]

 

[Nickelass]

Riverdance Reid could catch on.

 

[didaka]

^who else would be that lame?? lol

i'll take another stab in the dark and say it was probably this guy

[youtube]8LzBXM1QunU[/youtube]

I'm tipping that's TheGeneral, you may know him as parrots husband.

 

[Godfrey Jones]

haha

there was actually a carlton poster with that face in his avatar, i wonder if it was really him??

the general is a funny one... if you check the game day threads for each of our finals series in the past 2 years he is in each one cheering so hard for our loss... you should check out the west coast semi thread especially by half time he was gloating and laughing, by full time he was nowhere to be seen

how sad

 

[OniAu]

haha

there was actually a carlton poster with that face in his avatar, i wonder if it was really him??

the general is a funny one... if you check the game day threads for each of our finals series in the past 2 years he is in each one cheering so hard for our loss... you should check out the west coast semi thread especially by half time he was gloating and laughing, by full time he was nowhere to be seen

how sad

man thegeneral does my head in , can tell he has no footy knowledge what so ever. just checks the paper the next day to see if carlton won so he can gloat.

carlton apparently has better kids than collingwood despite our kids playing major parts in gettin us to the finals in the last two years

 

[pied_piper]

yeah with the exception of riverdance, which i don't mind, the rest have about the same level of creativity as who ever came up with Carltons Mascot

 

[Obese Arachnid]

I know it's been said before but my fave suggested knick for Goldsack is Midas Crotch/Nads.

 

[Snag Breac]

I know it's been said before but my fave suggested knick for Goldsack is Midas Crotch/Nads.

Jaysus! Why would you do that to the boy? Both gross. Try again.

These troll nicknames are mostly feeble - a primitive instinct to control the power of an entity by misnaming it. Ignore it.

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

Wow..... I think someone needs to get a life.....

Those really aren't very original

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Jaysus! Why would you do that to the boy? Both gross. Try again.

These troll nicknames are mostly feeble - a primitive instinct to control the power of an entity by misnaming it. Ignore it.

You wouldn't say it. It's just my fave that has been suggested before. It's one for the purile/infantile amongst us, that would be me.

Play the game, name your own. It's just a bit of fun. If we come up with a good one, then all the better.

Go Moneybags!

 

[Snag Breac]

You wouldn't say it. It's just my fave that has been suggested before. It's one for the purile/infantile amongst us, that would be me.

Play the game, name your own. It's just a bit of fun. If we come up with a good one, then all the better.

Go Moneybags!

Ok, but it's really corny - The Golden Tyton.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Ok, but it's really corny - The Golden Tyton.

OK, you got me there, I don't know TYTON.

It probably falls in that category between dumbass & intelligent. Unfortunately I'm overstocked in dumbass.

Can you please enlighten my dumbass. (Yes, double entendre was intended).

 

[Snag Breac]

OK, you got me there, I don't know TYTON.

It probably falls in that category between dumbass & intelligent. Unfortunately I'm overstocked in dumbass.

Can you please enlighten my dumbass. (Yes, double entendre was intended).

I was thinking Titan - one of the sibling gods, children of Gaea (earth) and Uranus (heaven). They once ruled the earth. I was seduced by the notion of a figure of mythical status running around in the black and white.