Pooing in a 330ml bottle

[BotsMaster]

Whatever happened to the day when an open newspaper would suffice? Why the need to add a degree of difficulty?

 

[CrippsonBlue]

Come back when you can do it with the lid on.

 

[100action]

Sometimes when you cant get the strand of poo out all at once and you relax, normally this causes your anus to contract and the poo shoots up your bum. Have you found out that with a 330mL bottle, it causes the bottle rim to shoot up your ass due to the vacuum?. If it doesnt due to imperfect sealing mechanism of the anus pooing in a 330ml bottle could come in handy.

 

[BotsMaster]

Found this on the Mighty Car Mods Facebook page and seemed relevant to this thread:
"We received a follow up email today from a texan man who crashed his car while trying to poo into a McDonalds cup. We ran the original story in the latest issue of MCM Magazine and he has let us know that he has completed his community service. It got us thinking though - is it common practice that people attempt to go the toilet while in moving cars? Either as driver or as passenger? Does this stuff actually really happen?"

 

[Flawed Genius]

Sometimes when you cant get the strand of poo out all at once and you relax, normally this causes your anus to contract and the poo shoots up your bum. Have you found out that with a 330mL bottle, it causes the bottle rim to shoot up your arse due to the vacuum?. If it doesnt due to imperfect sealing mechanism of the anus pooing in a 330ml bottle could come in handy.

Wow.

 

[Waynesworld]

I tried it but when I stood up the bottle had disappeared. No f*ckin idea who took it!

Strange thing is I have this pain when I sit down. Can't for the life of me figure out why..

 

[Byron_Clanger]

How would this subject ever pop into someones mind?

 

[Dan3490]

My god, how is this still going?

 

[mcuzzy]

this thread is still going..but my pooping in the shower thread got deleted?

 

[courtjester]

Okay, I was interested enough to try this, and it went well....



















































nahhhhhhh!

 

[Messenger]

this thread is still going..but my pooping in the shower thread got deleted?

It did. The bottle is at least marginally more sanitary.

 

[Upton Sinclair]

Impossible. You can't fit your dick accurately to a bottle let alone anus.

I'd imagine the OP isn't inserting his rectum in the bottle, rather inserting the bottle in his rectum.

 

[Northworth]

I blame the OP for poor instructions... I tried it but the bottle was already full of water and there was too much splashage. So I will wait for my brother to finish drinking from said bottle and the bottle is empty before I try again.

 

[mcuzzy]

It did. The bottle is at least marginally more sanitary.

poop goes straight down plug hole, sure beats getting shit all over a bottle and probably all over yourself and on the floor.

 

[Messenger]

poop goes straight down plug hole, sure beats getting shit all over a bottle and probably all over yourself and on the floor.

Sounds like you need Imodium.

 

[Upton Sinclair]

Sounds like you need Imodium.

Or a high fibre diet. Time for the All Bran challenge perhaps?

 

[Dan]

 

[mcuzzy]

Sounds like you need Imodium.

why?

 

[muttweed]

This thread is disgusting.

Just when you think men are all cute and cuddly, they do shit like this.

 

[BotsMaster]

I blame the OP for poor instructions... I tried it but the bottle was already full of water and there was too much splashage. So I will wait for my brother to finish drinking from said bottle and the bottle is empty before I try again.

Results?

 

[muttweed]

hi,

women are gross also.

yours sincerly

jd.

Jd,

was more talking about the appalling humour of men in this thread.

How can one find shitting in compressed spaces funny?

Get back to me.

Muttweed

 

[Piss Poor]

This thread is disgusting.

Just when you think men are all cute and cuddly, they do shit like this.

I'm confused. Do you mean shit like this as in a 300 ml bottle.

 

[courtjester]

hi,

women are gross also.

yours sincerly

jd.

Jd,

was more talking about the appalling humour of men in this thread.

How can one find shitting in compressed spaces funny?

Get back to me.

Muttweed

Romance "brewing".

 

[muttweed]

Romance "brewing".

Courtjester,

are you a 330ml bottle?

Muttweed

 

[courtjester]

Courtjester,

are you a 330ml bottle?

Muttweed

I'm not in to that sort of stuff, but you'll find all kinds of people on the internets....