Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 25

[Del165198]

Essendon playing the Collingwood forwards into goal kicking form.

I'm still annoyed at Elliott kicking like John butchers mother in law after being flu game Michael Jordan against us

 

[Del165198]

Still lightning fast though.

Only when chasing frilly bampton

 

[philreich]

John Olsen confirms the Crows sought legal advice from a pair of King’s Counsels on Sunday morning to consider legal advice to overturn the result last Saturday night

Maybe if the Scum could learn how to win away from home, they wouldn't be in this predicament. But typical Crows - it's always someone else's fault.

 

[Grave Danger]

Essendon's last 6 quarters: it's 236-52.

Their AFLW team will win a final before the boys do.

 

[Festerz]

Goodness me. God they are a bunch of w***ers. They are going to be more hated throughout the wider football community than they already are.

Dunno about that.

Olsen seeking top tier legal advice about an unfavourable umpiring decision and, more to the point, freely admitting to it for the sake of a tabloid newspaper article is just the sort of big dick idiocy that I reckon gets maximum brownie points in the boys club of AFL House.

Having feasted on multiple sinecures of political appointments in the US and Chairman roles in the SANFL, Adelaide Oval and Crows maybe Johnie Olsen is looking to end his working life in the ultimate Boys Club in Docklands.

 

[240volt]

Garry Lyon is ropable at how bad Essendon are (on behalf of their supporters). I guess the Bombers are one of those fanbases who are allowed to expect accountability/better.

We think our team has had a bad time, Essendon haven’t even won a final since we won our premiership and they’ve had maybe 8? Or so coaches since then.

 

[philreich]

Their AFLW team will win a final before the boys do.

I'll tip 9 out 9 in the same round, and world peace will occur, before the Essendon men win a final.

 

[Port 2004]

Dunno about that.

Olsen seeking top tier legal advice about an unfavourable umpiring decision and, more to the point, freely admitting to it for the sake of a tabloid newspaper article is just the sort of big dick idiocy that I reckon gets maximum brownie points in the boys club of AFL House.

Having feasted on multiple sinecures of political appointments in the US and Chairman roles in the SANFL, Adelaide Oval and Crows maybe Johnie Olsen is looking to end his working life in the ultimate Boys Club in Docklands.

I,did think of that angle as well. However on balance, I think they are not painting themselves in a very good light.

 

[Greasyrhys]

Glad I’m at a mates 40th dinner just up the road from my place instead of watching the bombres get reamed.

 

[StuMan]

 

[240volt]

I'll tip 9 out 9 in the same round, and world peace will occur, before the Essendon men win a final.

Just a couple of things that’s happened since Essendon last won a final
Saddam Hussein was executed
The first iPhone was released
Buddy Franklin, Brett Deledio, Jarryd Roughead and Jordan Lewis were all drafted
Twitter started up
PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 came out
Zach Merrett started high school
Usain Bolt won his first Olympic gold medal
YouTube was launched
And Port Adelaide won there first AFL premiership.

 

[Festerz]

Glad I’m at a mates 40th dinner just up the road from my place instead of watching the bombres get reamed.

Ahh - a party within walking distance from home is a rare moment to be savoured.

Go your hardest.

 

[Steve Dore]

John Olsen confirms the Crows sought legal advice from a pair of King’s Counsels on Sunday morning to consider legal advice to overturn the result last Saturday night

That was money well spent.

 

[Del165198]

Richo talking about zerg Margaret Thatcher. He sucks

 

[Del165198]

Just a couple of things that’s happened since Essendon last won a final
Saddam Hussein was executed
The first iPhone was released
Buddy Franklin, Brett Deledio, Jarryd Roughead and Jordan Lewis were all drafted
Twitter started up
PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 came out
Zach Merrett started high school
Usain Bolt won his first Olympic gold medal
YouTube was launched
And Port Adelaide won there first AFL premiership.

Since essendon won a final with a coach who wasnt Kevin Sheedy:

- 1969 man lands on moon

 

[240volt]

Ahh - a party within walking distance from home is a rare moment to be savoured.

Go your hardest.

The good old days when you still managed to fall over the fence and couldn’t be arsed to get undressed.

 

[Festerz]

That was money well spent.

My guess is no money was spent. Not yet anyway. But credits were earned.

Think of it as a Flybuys Scheme for the entitled.

 

[Del165198]

This is farking boring DO something Collingwood

 

[240volt]

This is farking boring DO something Collingwood

Why?

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

I feel so vindicated in opting to play Resident Evil 4 tonight instead of watching the footy.

Get on the modern warfare season 5 brah

 

[Del165198]

It's 11 scoring shots to 16 lol

 

[Festerz]

This is farking boring DO something Collingwood

Agree.

Pull some hamstrings or something.

 

[PAFC66]

We only just limped over this rabble

 

[PAFC66]

That was money well spent.

Running back to the court room where they were born. It must feel like the home they don't have

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

We think our team has had a bad time, Essendon haven’t even won a final since we won our premiership and they’ve had maybe 8? Or so coaches since then.

And how the fk Dodo still has a job is beyond me

There are a couple of players that would get in any team probably like Redmond and a few others but they are largely vanilla as ****

How can you be so bad with such a shit long term form line?