He is a prize w***er. I have seen some of the shit he sprouts on the main board. I think he might be unhinged to be honest.This ABAB guy seems like the biggest f***wit imaginable. Doesn't even look like the crows fans enjoy him
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He is a prize w***er. I have seen some of the shit he sprouts on the main board. I think he might be unhinged to be honest.This ABAB guy seems like the biggest f***wit imaginable. Doesn't even look like the crows fans enjoy him
"He's so fast he could run half an hour in twenty minutes"Ian could get quite animated during their calls and one of his classics was "and he's ejaculated over the fence..."

He is a prize w***er. I have seen some of the shit he sprouts on the main board. I think he might be unhinged to be honest.
He’s special, that oneThis ABAB guy seems like the biggest f***wit imaginable. Doesn't even look like the crows fans enjoy him
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He is a prize w***er. I have seen some of the shit he sprouts on the main board. I think he might be unhinged to be honest.
This feels silly - the super inside midfielders are the ones with the most offenses, I wonder why that is...As of the start of round 17 on Thursday evening, players who are cited for careless umpire contact four or more times in a two-year period will likely be referred directly to the Tribunal.
Gold Coast's Matt Rowell (four), St Kilda's Jack Macrae (four) and Carlton's Adam Cerra (three) are among the current players who have been cited three or more times for careless umpire contact in the past two years.
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Stars on verge of possible bans as AFL announces umpire contact crackdown
The AFL has announced a crackdown on players making careless contact with umpireswww.afl.com.au
Accused of an $8.7m fraud... and, uh, robbing The Mighty Adelaide Crows of a victory nine years ago.
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I think we can see now why Ken Hinkley is considered a supercoach by commentatorsYesterday On the Couch they presented their Premiership Window graphics. I think they stole it from Champion Data. Something like 18 of the last 20 or 21 premiers sit in this top 6 offence and best 6 defence teams during each season.
This is where teams sat when the byes started in Rd 12
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After the byes finished Rd 16
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This is how it looks against the top 9 sides. This proves what I have written in here about the crows and hawks that they are flat track bullies against the bottom sides. Are decent defensively against the other top 8 sides but can't score against them.
We are shithouse against the top 9 as we have been beaten up against most of them. Brisbane this weekend, history probably repeats.
Rd 1 Coll 45 v 136
Rd 8 WB 41 v 131
Rd 9 Adel 84 v 89
Rd 10 Gee 39 v 115
Rd11 Freo 51 v 100
Rd 5 Haw 121 v 91
Rd 13 GWS 66 v 50
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Totals 447 v 712 = 62.78%
We play Brisbane at the Gabba on the weekend, Hawthorn Rd 19 in Tassie, Rd 20 the crows their home showdown, Rd 21 Geelong at Kardinia Park, Rd 22 Freo at AO, Rd 24 Gold Coast at AO.
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This actually is an important thing for them to clean up. These fines are constantly happening because midfielders are trying to use the umpires as a screen to get space from their opponent. And that needs to stop.This just reinforces my belief this league is a joke. This is not in the top 100 for things that need to be looked at, and bringing in changes mid-season always reeks of amateurism.
Fair enough, but there are more important things to address including:This actually is an important thing for them to clean up. These fines are constantly happening because midfielders are trying to use the umpires as a screen to get space from their opponent. And that needs to stop.
Shit rule. With both the SANFL and the AFLW interpretations. Perfect example of what is wrong with them occured in our AFLW Elimination final. One of the Richmond players was running towards the boundary line to try and gather the ball. With her momentum heading straight towards the line, she attempted to keep the ball in play by handballing over her shoulder. Except the handball didn't stay in play, it went out and we got a free kick.Fair enough, but there are more important things to address including:
- Insufficient intent (scrap it - make it last touch between the arcs)
The only grey areas in the rule are: whether or not a player had prior opporuntity. And the interpretation of how long they have to attempt to dispose of the ball.
- Holding the ball (less grey please)
Players wanted this. You can't block a ruckman from competing in the contest, so it lets players know who the rucks are. We've even had cases this year where Ollie Wines got a free a goaled because he was blocked from the ruck contest.
- Ruck nominations (scrap them)
A player running through the protected area to block a potential pass is just as much of a problem for delaying the game as preventing them from getting up. And a 25m penalty really just isn't enough of a punishment to stop it. You're just telling teams that its ok for them to delay the restart in the opposition's just so they can set up their defensive zone.
- The 50m penalty for non-physical indiscretions (scrap it and make it 25m)
So a player taking a bomb from 60m out, not getting the distance but the spoil goes through the goals should get 6 points?
- 'Touched' (scrap it)
Point 1 - better to have last touch across the entire field.Fair enough, but there are more important things to address including:
- Insufficient intent (scrap it - make it last touch between the arcs)
- Holding the ball (less grey please)
- Ruck nominations (scrap them)
- The 50m penalty for non-physical indiscretions (scrap it and make it 25m)
- 'Touched' (scrap it)
- Four on-field umpires (go back to three)
- Ball hitting the goal post (if it goes through the goals it is a goal, if it comes back into play it is a behind)
- Ball hitting the behind post (if it goes across the line on the inside of the behind post it is a behind, if it comes back into play or goes out of play on the outside of the behind post it is a boundary throw in)
My reasoning for the goal decisions to be simplified is to remove the need for 99% of goal reviews (which they can get wrong - see Josh Jenkins and Ben Keays)Point 1 - better to have last touch across the entire field.
2-yep agree
3- agree scrap the nomination. If 2 players from one club go up that’s their problem.
4- don’t mind it how it is but get the calls right
5-yep agree, 3 umpires
6-leave it as is. We have the biggest goals in the world, if they can’t score one as is too bad.
7- as above
Shit rule. With both the SANFL and the AFLW interpretations. Perfect example of what is wrong with them occured in our AFLW Elimination final. One of the Richmond players was running towards the boundary line to try and gather the ball. With her momentum heading straight towards the line, she attempted to keep the ball in play by handballing over her shoulder. Except the handball didn't stay in play, it went out and we got a free kick.
She would've been better off just gathering the ball and running over the boundary line for a throw in. Completely against the intention of the rule and punishes a player for trying to keep the ball in play.
The only grey areas in the rule are: whether or not a player had prior opporuntity. And the interpretation of how long they have to attempt to dispose of the ball.
The rest of it is just people being ignorant of the actual rule, not grey areas.
Players wanted this. You can't block a ruckman from competing in the contest, so it lets players know who the rucks are. We've even had cases this year where Ollie Wines got a free a goaled because he was blocked from the ruck contest.
The only actual problem is waiting for the ruckmen to run in from a long way away. Not the nominations.
A player running through the protected area to block a potential pass is just as much of a problem for delaying the game as preventing them from getting up. And a 25m penalty really just isn't enough of a punishment to stop it. You're just telling teams that its ok for them to delay the restart in the opposition's just so they can set up their defensive zone.
So a player taking a bomb from 60m out, not getting the distance but the spoil goes through the goals should get 6 points?
Honestly don't get these people. I find it hard enough to be interested in Port let alone give a flying fukc about anybody else.He is so obsessed with Port, he's totally irrational. Think he posts on Twitter too. Same wacky stuff.
They really need to cut out the stopping of games for players with corkies and sore shoulders.
It will be exploited soon. Guarantee it.
They subbed Rachel? lol
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