Pre-emptive Strike

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The other day my Uncle Sam was king hit from behind by some guy, who said his name is Al. He comes from an adjacent suburb as a bloke called Ira whom he once got into a fight with because he had tried to steal the beer that he drinks, from the supplier. It was only after he managed to do a bit of damage to him he ran away.
Apparently Ira and Al don’t get along, but Uncle Sam has convinced his family that they are conspiring to get him by Ira (who wouldn’t dare try and fight Uncle Sam again) suppling steroids to Al to make him stronger. Who are his family to say he’s wrong, after all Al and Ira live on the other side of town? And it’s well known that Ira had tried to make steroids previously.

Uncle Sam has a lot of steroids himself and is huge, but he says that he only has it to stop other people who are different from having them so he can protect his family. Plus he must be good because he goes to church on Sundays.

Uncle Sam later went to the pub and got together the owner of the pub and some security guards and said, “look this Ira guy looks very shifty, I think I should go and beat him up before I get punched again, and that Al guy is too hard to find”, most there thought it was a bad idea including the owner, and one guy who is a chemist during the day said, “I know Ira, he is dodgy but I’ve checked him out, and he doesn’t have any capabilities to make roids. ”But Uncle John and myself (little Aussie) thought it was a good idea, who knows if I ever get into a fight maybe Uncle Sam will stick up for me. Uncle Sam eventually thought bugger it I’m bigger than all of those guys, So with me distracting Ira and Uncle John holding him down he went up a bashed the bejesus out of him. And he is now in a serious condition.

We later found out that he doesn’t have steroids in the first place, but he was a ************** anyway, so that makes it all right, doesn’t it?

 

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The other day my Uncle Sam was king hit from behind by some guy, who said his name is Al. He comes from an adjacent suburb as a bloke called Ira whom he once got into a fight with because he had tried to steal the beer that he drinks, from the supplier. It was only after he managed to do a bit of damage to him he ran away.
Apparently Ira and Al don’t get along, but Uncle Sam has convinced his family that they are conspiring to get him by Ira (who wouldn’t dare try and fight Uncle Sam again) suppling steroids to Al to make him stronger. Who are his family to say he’s wrong, after all Al and Ira live on the other side of town? And it’s well known that Ira had tried to make steroids previously.

Uncle Sam has a lot of steroids himself and is huge, but he says that he only has it to stop other people who are different from having them so he can protect his family. Plus he must be good because he goes to church on Sundays.

Uncle Sam later went to the pub and got together the owner of the pub and some security guards and said, “look this Ira guy looks very shifty, I think I should go and beat him up before I get punched again, and that Al guy is too hard to find”, most there thought it was a bad idea including the owner, and one guy who is a chemist during the day said, “I know Ira, he is dodgy but I’ve checked him out, and he doesn’t have any capabilities to make roids. ”But Uncle John and myself (little Aussie) thought it was a good idea, who knows if I ever get into a fight maybe Uncle Sam will stick up for me. Uncle Sam eventually thought bugger it I’m bigger than all of those guys, So with me distracting Ira and Uncle John holding him down he went up a bashed the bejesus out of him. And he is now in a serious condition.

We later found out that he doesn’t have steroids in the first place, but he was a ************** anyway, so that makes it all right, doesn’t it?

What about that guy Dong over the road? He could be letting people train in his backyard gym..maybe we should go over there and wreck his place before he starts any trouble...hey maybe we should stop the guys training because Dong may not even know they are there..we are good neighbours arent we