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thylacine60 said:
ferrisb in the spirit of social media fake news can we have a fake training report please - something that will keep everyone happy?
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OK, so this is what I didn't see when I didn't head down to PP the other day.

On-field

Korcheck - was in great spirits until someone explained that being on the 'special team' does not have the same meaning as in the US.
Armfield - still getting used to the difference in professionalism between the men's and women's team. I mean you'd think the men would have better standards after all these years...
Cripps - has been told once his back heals, he will be utilised as the 'first man up' in ruck duels.
JNM Docherty - has a haircut that you can set a clock to. As a result, all drills are finished once shadows move 15 degrees past his right ear.
Smedts - one of the more promising ins. Has shown form around all over the fieldt, but wouldt prefer to be playedt forwardt.
Weltering - has been even more impressive this pre-season, likely due to his recent firmware upgrade.
Palmer - Good news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless. Bad news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless.
Fisher - impressed with the approach-ability of the coaching staff. Says he can always see eye-to-eye with Bolts.
Polson - has been told his role is as a goal-sneak. Has been seen watching Digby Morrell highlights.
Cuningham - impressive in all the drills; kickinng, handpassinng and markinng, but espcially his runnninng.
Jaksch - much debate over whether KJ is a backman or a fwd. In game simulations, the players have also struggled to tell without double-checking which bib he has on.

Off-field

Gibbs - no discomfort being back with teammates. In fact every morning, he offers the team to go get them coffees from Rundle Mall.
Williamson - in contrast, has been struggling to socialise with the team, as the Carlton Cafe is licensed and he is not allowed in until he turns 18.
McKay - continues to grow. The OH&S dept has forced the club to install 'Danger: Low clearance' signs atop all the doorframes.
SPS - said he felt badly homesick. The team panicked, but it turned out he was trying to say that Pickett cooked a dodgy curry the night before.
Jones - has been bombarding teammates with his emotions. The coaching staff are to blame, as they told him not to keep things so close to his chest.
Wright - he's making all the new kids on the block (draftees) sing The (W)right Stuff whenever he walks past.
SOSOS - Has been making his teammates watch every episode of the Chinese dating show 'If you are the one'.
Curnow, C - seriously dedicated; everywhere he goes, it looks like he's driven.
Buckley - has sparked a row between coaching and media. Bolts has told the kids to get off the couch. Production of Discussions with Dylan has been halted indefinitely.

* Thy....bet you're sorry you asked, now....
 
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ferrisb said:
OK, so this is what I didn't see when I didn't head down to PP the other day.

On-field

Korcheck - was in great spirits until someone explained that being on the 'special team' does not have the same meaning as in the US.
Armfield - still getting used to the difference in difference in professionalism between the men's and women's team. I mean you'd think the men would have better standards after all these years...
Cripps - has been told once his back heals, he will be utilised as the 'first man up' in ruck duels.
JNM Docherty - has a haircut that you can set a clock to. As a result, all drills are finished once shadows move 15 degrees past his right ear.
Smedts - one of the more promising ins. Has shown form around all over the fieldt, but wouldt prefer to be playedt forwardt.
Weltering - has been even more impressive this pre-season, likely due to his recent firmware upgrade.
Palmer - Good news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless. Bad news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless.
Fisher - impressed with the approach-ability of the coaching staff. Says he can always see eye-to-eye with Bolts.
Polson - has been told his role is as a goal-sneak. Has been seen watching Digby Morrell highlights.
Cuningham - impressive in all the drills; kickinng, handpassinng and markinng, but espcially his runnninng.
Jaksch - much debate over whether KJ is a backman or a fwd. In game simulations, the players have also struggled to tell without double-checking which bib he has on.

Off-field

Gibbs - no discomfort being back with teammates. In fact every morning, he offers the team to go get them coffees from Rundle Mall.
Williamson - in contrast, has been struggling to socialise with the team, as the Carlton Cafe is licensed and he is not allowed in until he turns 18.
McKay - continues to grow. The OH&S dept has forced the club to install 'Danger: Low clearance' signs atop all the doorframes.
SPS - said he felt badly homesick. The team panicked, but it turned out he was trying to say that Pickett cooked a dodgy curry the night before.
Jones - has been bombarding teammates with his emotions. The coaching staff are to blame, as they told him not to keep things so close to his chest.
Wright - he's making all the new kids on the block (draftees) sing The (W)right Stuff whenever he walks past.
SOSOS - Has been making his teammates watch every episode of the Chinese dating show 'If you are the one'.
Curnow - seriously dedicated; everywhere he goes, it looks like he's driven.
Buckley - has sparked a row between coaching and media. Bolts has told the kids to get off the couch. Production of Discussions with Dylan has been halted indefinitely.

* Thy....bet you're sorry you asked, now....
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brilliant. better than the real thing..................................................or is it?:p
 
ferrisb said:
OK, so this is what I didn't see when I didn't head down to PP the other day.

On-field

Korcheck - was in great spirits until someone explained that being on the 'special team' does not have the same meaning as in the US.
Armfield - still getting used to the difference in difference in professionalism between the men's and women's team. I mean you'd think the men would have better standards after all these years...
Cripps - has been told once his back heals, he will be utilised as the 'first man up' in ruck duels.
JNM Docherty - has a haircut that you can set a clock to. As a result, all drills are finished once shadows move 15 degrees past his right ear.
Smedts - one of the more promising ins. Has shown form around all over the fieldt, but wouldt prefer to be playedt forwardt.
Weltering - has been even more impressive this pre-season, likely due to his recent firmware upgrade.
Palmer - Good news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless. Bad news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless.
Fisher - impressed with the approach-ability of the coaching staff. Says he can always see eye-to-eye with Bolts.
Polson - has been told his role is as a goal-sneak. Has been seen watching Digby Morrell highlights.
Cuningham - impressive in all the drills; kickinng, handpassinng and markinng, but espcially his runnninng.
Jaksch - much debate over whether KJ is a backman or a fwd. In game simulations, the players have also struggled to tell without double-checking which bib he has on.

Off-field

Gibbs - no discomfort being back with teammates. In fact every morning, he offers the team to go get them coffees from Rundle Mall.
Williamson - in contrast, has been struggling to socialise with the team, as the Carlton Cafe is licensed and he is not allowed in until he turns 18.
McKay - continues to grow. The OH&S dept has forced the club to install 'Danger: Low clearance' signs atop all the doorframes.
SPS - said he felt badly homesick. The team panicked, but it turned out he was trying to say that Pickett cooked a dodgy curry the night before.
Jones - has been bombarding teammates with his emotions. The coaching staff are to blame, as they told him not to keep things so close to his chest.
Wright - he's making all the new kids on the block (draftees) sing The (W)right Stuff whenever he walks past.
SOSOS - Has been making his teammates watch every episode of the Chinese dating show 'If you are the one'.
Curnow - seriously dedicated; everywhere he goes, it looks like he's driven.
Buckley - has sparked a row between coaching and media. Bolts has told the kids to get off the couch. Production of Discussions with Dylan has been halted indefinitely.

* Thy....bet you're sorry you asked, now....
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Yes, that's very good! :D
 
ferrisb said:
OK, so this is what I didn't see when I didn't head down to PP the other day.

On-field

Korcheck - was in great spirits until someone explained that being on the 'special team' does not have the same meaning as in the US.
Armfield - still getting used to the difference in professionalism between the men's and women's team. I mean you'd think the men would have better standards after all these years...
Cripps - has been told once his back heals, he will be utilised as the 'first man up' in ruck duels.
JNM Docherty - has a haircut that you can set a clock to. As a result, all drills are finished once shadows move 15 degrees past his right ear.
Smedts - one of the more promising ins. Has shown form around all over the fieldt, but wouldt prefer to be playedt forwardt.
Weltering - has been even more impressive this pre-season, likely due to his recent firmware upgrade.
Palmer - Good news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless. Bad news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless.
Fisher - impressed with the approach-ability of the coaching staff. Says he can always see eye-to-eye with Bolts.
Polson - has been told his role is as a goal-sneak. Has been seen watching Digby Morrell highlights.
Cuningham - impressive in all the drills; kickinng, handpassinng and markinng, but espcially his runnninng.
Jaksch - much debate over whether KJ is a backman or a fwd. In game simulations, the players have also struggled to tell without double-checking which bib he has on.

Off-field

Gibbs - no discomfort being back with teammates. In fact every morning, he offers the team to go get them coffees from Rundle Mall.
Williamson - in contrast, has been struggling to socialise with the team, as the Carlton Cafe is licensed and he is not allowed in until he turns 18.
McKay - continues to grow. The OH&S dept has forced the club to install 'Danger: Low clearance' signs atop all the doorframes.
SPS - said he felt badly homesick. The team panicked, but it turned out he was trying to say that Pickett cooked a dodgy curry the night before.
Jones - has been bombarding teammates with his emotions. The coaching staff are to blame, as they told him not to keep things so close to his chest.
Wright - he's making all the new kids on the block (draftees) sing The (W)right Stuff whenever he walks past.
SOSOS - Has been making his teammates watch every episode of the Chinese dating show 'If you are the one'.
Curnow - seriously dedicated; everywhere he goes, it looks like he's driven.
Buckley - has sparked a row between coaching and media. Bolts has told the kids to get off the couch. Production of Discussions with Dylan has been halted indefinitely.

* Thy....bet you're sorry you asked, now....
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Top draw .

The Smedts stuff hehe.
 
ferrisb said:
OK, so this is what I didn't see when I didn't head down to PP the other day.

On-field

Korcheck - was in great spirits until someone explained that being on the 'special team' does not have the same meaning as in the US.
Armfield - still getting used to the difference in professionalism between the men's and women's team. I mean you'd think the men would have better standards after all these years...
Cripps - has been told once his back heals, he will be utilised as the 'first man up' in ruck duels.
JNM Docherty - has a haircut that you can set a clock to. As a result, all drills are finished once shadows move 15 degrees past his right ear.
Smedts - one of the more promising ins. Has shown form around all over the fieldt, but wouldt prefer to be playedt forwardt.
Weltering - has been even more impressive this pre-season, likely due to his recent firmware upgrade.
Palmer - Good news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless. Bad news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless.
Fisher - impressed with the approach-ability of the coaching staff. Says he can always see eye-to-eye with Bolts.
Polson - has been told his role is as a goal-sneak. Has been seen watching Digby Morrell highlights.
Cuningham - impressive in all the drills; kickinng, handpassinng and markinng, but espcially his runnninng.
Jaksch - much debate over whether KJ is a backman or a fwd. In game simulations, the players have also struggled to tell without double-checking which bib he has on.

Off-field

Gibbs - no discomfort being back with teammates. In fact every morning, he offers the team to go get them coffees from Rundle Mall.
Williamson - in contrast, has been struggling to socialise with the team, as the Carlton Cafe is licensed and he is not allowed in until he turns 18.
McKay - continues to grow. The OH&S dept has forced the club to install 'Danger: Low clearance' signs atop all the doorframes.
SPS - said he felt badly homesick. The team panicked, but it turned out he was trying to say that Pickett cooked a dodgy curry the night before.
Jones - has been bombarding teammates with his emotions. The coaching staff are to blame, as they told him not to keep things so close to his chest.
Wright - he's making all the new kids on the block (draftees) sing The (W)right Stuff whenever he walks past.
SOSOS - Has been making his teammates watch every episode of the Chinese dating show 'If you are the one'.
Curnow - seriously dedicated; everywhere he goes, it looks like he's driven.
Buckley - has sparked a row between coaching and media. Bolts has told the kids to get off the couch. Production of Discussions with Dylan has been halted indefinitely.

* Thy....bet you're sorry you asked, now....
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What do we all think of Essendon fully opened sessions VS The opposite extreme no open sessions at Carlton. I for one think it's the reason why every second ******* article is about the sad, hard luck, bombers in all newspapers while we've been going quietly under the radar. It's clear boltons message of let the football do the talking is happening.
 
ferrisb said:
OK, so this is what I didn't see when I didn't head down to PP the other day.

On-field

Korcheck - was in great spirits until someone explained that being on the 'special team' does not have the same meaning as in the US.
Armfield - still getting used to the difference in professionalism between the men's and women's team. I mean you'd think the men would have better standards after all these years...
Cripps - has been told once his back heals, he will be utilised as the 'first man up' in ruck duels.
JNM Docherty - has a haircut that you can set a clock to. As a result, all drills are finished once shadows move 15 degrees past his right ear.
Smedts - one of the more promising ins. Has shown form around all over the fieldt, but wouldt prefer to be playedt forwardt.
Weltering - has been even more impressive this pre-season, likely due to his recent firmware upgrade.
Palmer - Good news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless. Bad news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless.
Fisher - impressed with the approach-ability of the coaching staff. Says he can always see eye-to-eye with Bolts.
Polson - has been told his role is as a goal-sneak. Has been seen watching Digby Morrell highlights.
Cuningham - impressive in all the drills; kickinng, handpassinng and markinng, but espcially his runnninng.
Jaksch - much debate over whether KJ is a backman or a fwd. In game simulations, the players have also struggled to tell without double-checking which bib he has on.

Off-field

Gibbs - no discomfort being back with teammates. In fact every morning, he offers the team to go get them coffees from Rundle Mall.
Williamson - in contrast, has been struggling to socialise with the team, as the Carlton Cafe is licensed and he is not allowed in until he turns 18.
McKay - continues to grow. The OH&S dept has forced the club to install 'Danger: Low clearance' signs atop all the doorframes.
SPS - said he felt badly homesick. The team panicked, but it turned out he was trying to say that Pickett cooked a dodgy curry the night before.
Jones - has been bombarding teammates with his emotions. The coaching staff are to blame, as they told him not to keep things so close to his chest.
Wright - he's making all the new kids on the block (draftees) sing The (W)right Stuff whenever he walks past.
SOSOS - Has been making his teammates watch every episode of the Chinese dating show 'If you are the one'.
Curnow, C - seriously dedicated; everywhere he goes, it looks like he's driven.
Buckley - has sparked a row between coaching and media. Bolts has told the kids to get off the couch. Production of Discussions with Dylan has been halted indefinitely.

* Thy....bet you're sorry you asked, now....
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ferrisb said:
OK, so this is what I didn't see when I didn't head down to PP the other day.

On-field

Korcheck - was in great spirits until someone explained that being on the 'special team' does not have the same meaning as in the US.
Armfield - still getting used to the difference in professionalism between the men's and women's team. I mean you'd think the men would have better standards after all these years...
Cripps - has been told once his back heals, he will be utilised as the 'first man up' in ruck duels.
JNM Docherty - has a haircut that you can set a clock to. As a result, all drills are finished once shadows move 15 degrees past his right ear.
Smedts - one of the more promising ins. Has shown form around all over the fieldt, but wouldt prefer to be playedt forwardt.
Weltering - has been even more impressive this pre-season, likely due to his recent firmware upgrade.
Palmer - Good news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless. Bad news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless.
Fisher - impressed with the approach-ability of the coaching staff. Says he can always see eye-to-eye with Bolts.
Polson - has been told his role is as a goal-sneak. Has been seen watching Digby Morrell highlights.
Cuningham - impressive in all the drills; kickinng, handpassinng and markinng, but espcially his runnninng.
Jaksch - much debate over whether KJ is a backman or a fwd. In game simulations, the players have also struggled to tell without double-checking which bib he has on.

Off-field

Gibbs - no discomfort being back with teammates. In fact every morning, he offers the team to go get them coffees from Rundle Mall.
Williamson - in contrast, has been struggling to socialise with the team, as the Carlton Cafe is licensed and he is not allowed in until he turns 18.
McKay - continues to grow. The OH&S dept has forced the club to install 'Danger: Low clearance' signs atop all the doorframes.
SPS - said he felt badly homesick. The team panicked, but it turned out he was trying to say that Pickett cooked a dodgy curry the night before.
Jones - has been bombarding teammates with his emotions. The coaching staff are to blame, as they told him not to keep things so close to his chest.
Wright - he's making all the new kids on the block (draftees) sing The (W)right Stuff whenever he walks past.
SOSOS - Has been making his teammates watch every episode of the Chinese dating show 'If you are the one'.
Curnow, C - seriously dedicated; everywhere he goes, it looks like he's driven.
Buckley - has sparked a row between coaching and media. Bolts has told the kids to get off the couch. Production of Discussions with Dylan has been halted indefinitely.

* Thy....bet you're sorry you asked, now....
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You realise what you've done now, right?!

No one is going to post any training reports now, because even if a flock of sparrows fly out of Murph's shorts and Levi starts kicking goals from 20 out, it still won't compare to what you just told us....
 
TheCoach16 said:
You realise what you've done now, right?!

No one is going to post any training reports now, because even if a flock of sparrows fly out of Murph's shorts and Levi starts kicking goals from 20 out, it still won't compare to what you just told us....
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Then we just shut down any training reports. No problem. :)
 

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TooBlue14 said:
What do we all think of Essendon fully opened sessions VS The opposite extreme no open sessions at Carlton. I for one think it's the reason why every second ******* article is about the sad, hard luck, bombers in all newspapers while we've been going quietly under the radar. It's clear boltons message of let the football do the talking is happening.
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Bombers are in PR mode and trying to rebuild their brand. Smart move by them.
Thought we would have a few open sessions at least. Must be coming in the new year, although you'd think we'd have some up in QLD.
 
The really 'important' stuff always happens in secret or somewhere off site at *, wouldn't put any faith in their public displays. You won't see or find records of what they have done unless they make them up later.
 
does anyone know when they go to the Gold Coast? Im ready to go get some training reports, but can't see anything on website. Have to say, def not a fan of closed trainings and no harker reports this preseason.... We're not winning any premiership soon, so as if anyone cares what we are doing. I don't understand what the benefit is. First s**t decision since bolts has arrived.
 
ferrisb said:
OK, so this is what I didn't see when I didn't head down to PP the other day.

On-field

Korcheck - was in great spirits until someone explained that being on the 'special team' does not have the same meaning as in the US.
Armfield - still getting used to the difference in professionalism between the men's and women's team. I mean you'd think the men would have better standards after all these years...
Cripps - has been told once his back heals, he will be utilised as the 'first man up' in ruck duels.
JNM Docherty - has a haircut that you can set a clock to. As a result, all drills are finished once shadows move 15 degrees past his right ear.
Smedts - one of the more promising ins. Has shown form around all over the fieldt, but wouldt prefer to be playedt forwardt.
Weltering - has been even more impressive this pre-season, likely due to his recent firmware upgrade.
Palmer - Good news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless. Bad news is the NEAFL to AFL transition has been seamless.
Fisher - impressed with the approach-ability of the coaching staff. Says he can always see eye-to-eye with Bolts.
Polson - has been told his role is as a goal-sneak. Has been seen watching Digby Morrell highlights.
Cuningham - impressive in all the drills; kickinng, handpassinng and markinng, but espcially his runnninng.
Jaksch - much debate over whether KJ is a backman or a fwd. In game simulations, the players have also struggled to tell without double-checking which bib he has on.

Off-field

Gibbs - no discomfort being back with teammates. In fact every morning, he offers the team to go get them coffees from Rundle Mall.
Williamson - in contrast, has been struggling to socialise with the team, as the Carlton Cafe is licensed and he is not allowed in until he turns 18.
McKay - continues to grow. The OH&S dept has forced the club to install 'Danger: Low clearance' signs atop all the doorframes.
SPS - said he felt badly homesick. The team panicked, but it turned out he was trying to say that Pickett cooked a dodgy curry the night before.
Jones - has been bombarding teammates with his emotions. The coaching staff are to blame, as they told him not to keep things so close to his chest.
Wright - he's making all the new kids on the block (draftees) sing The (W)right Stuff whenever he walks past.
SOSOS - Has been making his teammates watch every episode of the Chinese dating show 'If you are the one'.
Curnow, C - seriously dedicated; everywhere he goes, it looks like he's driven.
Buckley - has sparked a row between coaching and media. Bolts has told the kids to get off the couch. Production of Discussions with Dylan has been halted indefinitely.

* Thy....bet you're sorry you asked, now....
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If only you had used your powers for good instead of evil...
 
Blues_fest said:
does anyone know when they go to the Gold Coast? Im ready to go get some training reports, but can't see anything on website. Have to say, def not a fan of closed trainings and no harker reports this preseason.... We're not winning any premiership soon, so as if anyone cares what we are doing. I don't understand what the benefit is. First s**t decision since bolts has arrived.
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Pretty sure it's next week.
 
Blues_fest said:
does anyone know when they go to the Gold Coast? Im ready to go get some training reports, but can't see anything on website. Have to say, def not a fan of closed trainings and no harker reports this preseason.... We're not winning any premiership soon, so as if anyone cares what we are doing. I don't understand what the benefit is. First s**t decision since bolts has arrived.
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Leave for the GC tomorrow I believe.
 
FuzzyWuzzyAngel said:
yeah factual......been watching it all and heard plenty !!!
We won games last year when Liam Jones played.....and he is again setting the training track on fire
Why can't they get the best out of him.....apparently a ripper bloke ?
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Chokes on the big stage.

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