Event Pre-Season 37 Practice Match: West Coast Wonders v Roys FFC at Bainlea Oval

[AnUltimateRessie]

BigChippa5 0 7 0 11 3 2 0 1 0 63

15 disposals in the wet and a goal!! Nice work BigChippa52 !!

 

[Eat Fresh]

great foot long Eat Fresh

Not bad for a back-pocket....

 

[Eat Fresh]

Have they fixed the Qooty software bug that adds additional one/six points to the score, when there is a replay of a behind/goal when the system is temporarily down, like when the modem disconnects, or a nearby lightning strike?

Is it dial-up modem tech?

 

[Eat Fresh]

I warned you about the back pocket

Back-Pocket be my territory. venture in at your peril...

 

[Eat Fresh]

3 : 15.45 {C} - dogs105 taps it down.
3 : 15.55 {lW} - JT_the_Man signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 16 {rW} - He handpasses to LukeParkerno1.
3 : 16.03 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards JT_the_Man.
3 : 16.1 {lW} - The ball spills free.
3 : 16.14 {rW} - Running with the ball is 3KZ is Football.
3 : 16.2 {CHF} - Eat Fresh trying to offer a lead.
3 : 16.24 {CHF} - Cubs2Lions gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 16.28 {rHBF} - SM with a little space.
3 : 16.34 {rHBF} - Passes to SSwans2011 by hand.
3 : 16.38 {rHBF} - Handpasses to BigChippa52.
3 : 16.45 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Cubs2Lions.
3 : 16.49 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to SSwans2011.
3 : 16.55 {CHB} - tigs2010 nearly has his head ripped off.
3 : 16.59 {CHF} - Eat Fresh has it.
3 : 17.03 - <<< Aristotle Pickett is coming on to replace Elmer_Judd >>>
3 : 17.14 {CHF} - With the ball is Eat Fresh.
3 : 17.2 {FF} - Quick hands to tigs2010 under pressure.
3 : 17.24 {FF} - tigs2010 may even have goaled.
3 : 17.28 {FF} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 4.6.30
ROYS : 7.3.45

If it's not Mooch it's tigs2010

Love that I'm playing decoy at CHF whilst I'm meant to be Back-Pocket...whatever gets the ball through the big sticks....

 

[Eat Fresh]

Cubs2Lions on lockdown mode.

Keeping a close eye on the new star-recruit, I see.

 

[HARPSichord]

Did we win? I bet we did.

 

[Eat Fresh]

4 : 7.02 {CHF} - With the ball is Eat Fresh.
4 : 7.08 {lFP} - He sends the ball to TheGoatBaron.
4 : 7.12 {lFP} - TheGoatBaron spills the mark.
4 : 7.18 {rBP} - Its hard and tough but AnUltimateRessie wins possession.
4 : 7.22 {lHBF} - Pumps it long for croweater 41.
4 : 7.26 {lHBF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 7.33 {lHBF} - croweater 41 through heavy traffic.
4 : 7.37 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily SSwans2011 was well placed to clean up.
4 : 7.43 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 7.47 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards SM.
4 : 7.51 {rHBF} - SM can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 7.57 {rHBF} - SM sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 8.01 {CHB} - He kicks sideways towards Cubs2Lions.
4 : 8.07 {CHB} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
4 : 8.11 {CHF} - Taking the ball is Eat Fresh.
4 : 8.18 {CHF} - Eat Fresh takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 8.22 {FF} - He has another one.
4 : 8.26 {FF} - Eat Fresh trying to put his stamp on the game.
4 : 8.32 {FF} - It's a goal. Eat Fresh has 1.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 7.7.49
ROYS : 9.3.57

Eat Fresh takes his moment.

FACK YASSS!!! 1st goal in my return game!...

 

[Eat Fresh]

1300 22 4636

 

[tigs2010]

Love that I'm playing decoy at CHF whilst I'm meant to be Back-Pocket...whatever gets the ball through the big sticks....

We may have sacked the CHF. Yes it's only a praccy but you gotta be ruthless

 

[tigs2010]

FACK YASSS!!! 1st goal in my return game!...

Was going to tell Wonders to Eat Fresh Ass at this point. Lucky I decided to wait and see how the game panned out.

 

[Eat Fresh]

4 : 24.08 {C} - Elmer_Judd knocks the ball down.
4 : 24.18 {lW} - Phar Ace scoops up the ball.
4 : 24.22 {CHF} - Eat Fresh makes an offer.
4 : 24.27 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 24.32 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Eat Fresh.
4 : 24.37 - <<< judge judy is coming on to replace windyhill >>>
4 : 24.47 {CHF} - Eat Fresh slowing down the play.
4 : 24.51 {CHF} - Eat Fresh sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 24.57 {FF} - Eat Fresh's taken another bounce.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
WEST COAST WONDERS : 11.7.73
ROYS : 10.4.64
=====================================



Match Over!

The Roys lead all day but hit the pub early. A crucial finger from SSwans2011 saved the Wonders then he kicked the sealer. In between it was dino_67 who starred. In fact both clubs would have seen enough from their rookies to be excited.

Why would I slow down the play with less than a minute to go and 9 points down? This sim is faaaarrrkd.

 

[Eat Fresh]

Our submission to make all future games 3 quarters in length is on its way.

That would be 3 thirds, then.....

 

[Eat Fresh]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

WON SENIORS Vs ROY SENIORS
WON               0    0        3    5        5    6        11   7    73      
ROY               3    1        6    3        8    3        10   4    64      
WON        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ROY         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
AnUltimate  0  3  0  5  0  0  0  0  0   19  judge judy   0  2  0  1  0  0  1  0  0    5
DenieD      0  0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0    5  JackNah_8    0  5  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   20
HARPSichor  0  2  0  4  0  0  0  0  0   14  Aristotle    0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4
SM          0  6  2  3  1  0  0  0  0   34  Ed_Gein      0  9  7  11 1  1  1  0  0   72
Cubs2Lions  0  4  2  6  1  0  1  0  0   31  MrsEddieBe   0  9  6  8  0  0  1  0  0   58
croweater   0  5  2  12 3  0  0  0  0   57  royboy2      0  8  8  10 1  0  2  0  0   66
LukeParker  0  7  3  9  2  0  3  1  0   53  3KZ is Foo   0  11 5  9  0  0  2  0  0   60
NinjaSwan   0  13 9  10 2  2  1  0  0   93  Pure Grunt   0  8  0  10 2  0  2  0  0   46
JT_the_Man  0  9  4  12 0  2  0  0  0   65  Phar Ace     0  9  6  8  2  3  1  0  0   69
Grand Uncl  0  4  3  6  0  2  0  0  0   35  SpecialBru   0  5  3  9  1  0  0  0  0   46
Oisin_the_  0  5  2  7  0  0  0  1  0   41  Eat Fresh    0  3  1  3  1  1  0  1  0   29
jezzajay    0  7  3  5  3  1  4  0  1   42  fitroybowi   0  3  6  10 2  0  2  0  0   49
BallaratBu  0  1  0  1  0  0  0  1  0   11  Dicky Fitz   0  2  1  0  0  0  0  1  1   16
dino_67     0  6  1  0  0  0  0  5  1   52  Mooch        0  4  0  0  2  0  0  4  0   44
Marklar_33  0  2  0  0  0  0  2  0  2    2  TheGoatBar   0  0  2  2  0  1  1  0  0    8
dogs105     10 16 0  10 2  2  1  1  2   93  Elmer_Judd   1  2  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   14
SSwans2011  0  10 0  9  7  3  2  1  1   80  tigs2010     0  10 0  17 6  4  1  4  2  115
BigChippa5  0  7  0  11 3  2  0  1  0   63  RU_          0  8  0  10 4  2  0  0  0   62
Pamcake1    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  windyhill    0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    6
BFew        0  2  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   15  DERRINALPH   10 8  0  11 1  2  0  0  0   62

            WON   ROY
Hitouts   : 10   11
Kicks     : 109  108
Marks     : 33   48
Handballs : 114  122
Tackles   : 24   23
Frees For : 14   14
Frees Ag. : 14   14
Smothers  : 1    1
Ironouts  : 10   5
Inside50  : 14   16
Goals     : 11   10
Behinds   : 7    4

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
10.38 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
11.52 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 7 point(s).
21.33 - Goal to tigs2010 (ROY) - ROY by 13 point(s).
22.33 - Goal to tigs2010 (ROY) - ROY by 19 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.42 - Goal to LukeParkerno1 (WON) - ROY by 13 point(s).
3.27 - Behind to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - ROY by 14 point(s).
4.13 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 20 point(s).
5.41 - Rushed behind to WON - ROY by 19 point(s).
6.26 - Behind to Marklar_33 (WON) - ROY by 18 point(s).
7.12 - Behind to Marklar_33 (WON) - ROY by 17 point(s).
7.47 - Rushed behind to WON - ROY by 16 point(s).
11.05 - Rushed behind to WON - ROY by 15 point(s).
13.25 - Goal to Oisin_the_Goat (WON) - ROY by 9 point(s).
15.24 - Goal to BigChippa52 (WON) - ROY by 3 point(s).
19.02 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 9 point(s).
22.42 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 15 point(s).
24.22 - Behind to Aristotle Pickett (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).

Third Quarter :
14.49 - Rushed behind to WON - ROY by 15 point(s).
15.45 - Goal to dino_67 (WON) - ROY by 9 point(s).
17.34 - Goal to tigs2010 (ROY) - ROY by 15 point(s).
21.47 - Goal to BallaratBulldog (WON) - ROY by 9 point(s).
23.32 - Goal to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - ROY by 15 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.59 - Goal to dino_67 (WON) - ROY by 9 point(s).
2.05 - Goal to dino_67 (WON) - ROY by 3 point(s).
4.19 - Behind to dogs105 (WON) - ROY by 2 point(s).
8.36 - Goal to Eat Fresh (ROY) - ROY by 8 point(s).
13.41 - Goal to tigs2010 (ROY) - ROY by 14 point(s).
16.38 - Goal to dino_67 (WON) - ROY by 8 point(s).
17.14 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 9 point(s).
20.58 - Goal to dogs105 (WON) - ROY by 3 point(s).
21.47 - Goal to dino_67 (WON) - WON by 3 point(s).
24.08 - Goal to SSwans2011 (WON) - WON by 9 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

WON
BFew                 0 (On) 81.52 (Off) Total : 81%
AnUltimateRessie     0 (On) 49.47 (Off) 81.52 (On) Total : 68%
HARPSichord          0 (On) Total : 100%
SM                   0 (On) Total : 100%
Cubs2Lions           0 (On) Total : 100%
croweater 41         0 (On) Total : 100%
LukeParkerno1        0 (On) Total : 100%
NinjaSwan            0 (On) Total : 100%
JT_the_Man           0 (On) Total : 100%
Grand Uncle Whoreass 0 (On) Total : 100%
Oisin_the_Goat       0 (On) Total : 100%
jezzajay             0 (On) Total : 100%
BallaratBulldog      0 (On) Total : 100%
dino_67              0 (On) Total : 100%
Marklar_33           0 (On) Total : 100%
dogs105              0 (On) Total : 100%
SSwans2011           0 (On) Total : 100%
BigChippa52          0 (On) Total : 100%
Pamcake1             0 (Off) Total : 0%
DenieD               0 (Off) 49.47 (On) Total : 50%

ROY
Eat Fresh            0 (On) 19.15 (Off) 49.31 (On) Total : 70%
JackNah_8            0 (On) Total : 100%
Elmer_Judd           0 (On) 67.03 (Off) 92.24 (On) Total : 75%
Ed_Gein              0 (On) Total : 100%
MrsEddieBetts        0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) Total : 100%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
Pure Grunt           0 (On) Total : 100%
Phar Ace             0 (On) Total : 100%
SpecialBruce         0 (On) Total : 100%
TheGoatBaron         0 (On) 49.31 (Off) 60.05 (On) Total : 89%
fitroybowiedog       0 (On) Total : 100%
Dicky Fitzwell       0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
Aristotle Pickett    0 (On) 60.05 (Off) 67.03 (On) 70.02 (Off) 90.55 (On) Total : 72%
DERRINALPHIL         0 (On) 92.24 (Off) Total : 92%
tigs2010             0 (On) Total : 100%
RU_                  0 (On) Total : 100%
windyhill            0 (Off) 70.02 (On) 90.55 (Off) 97.19 (On) 99.37 (Off) Total : 22%
judge judy           0 (Off) 19.15 (On) 97.19 (Off) 99.37 (On) Total : 77%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, JT_the_Man did well against 3KZ is Football. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• Bordering on a training run, Mooch massacred AnUltimateRessie. - 48m from 1 to 49.
• In what was a very slow day for both, AnUltimateRessie exposed TheGoatBaron's frailties. - 10m from 82 to 92.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, BFew gave Aristotle Pickett a bit of a touch-up. - 37m from 12 to 49.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Elmer_Judd did very well against BallaratBulldog. - 60m from 4 to 64.
• Neither having much reason to brag, windyhill did very well against BallaratBulldog. - 9m from 71 to 80.
• While not all all one-way, BigChippa52 was slightly more polished than RU_. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Eat Fresh was slightly more polished than Cubs2Lions. - 46m from 54 to 100.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Cubs2Lions had the better of TheGoatBaron. - 36m from 6 to 42.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Mooch did a demolition job on DenieD. - 34m from 50 to 84.
• In an epic battle, it could be argued that DERRINALPHIL had the better game against dogs105 - although there was very little in it. - 91m from 0 to 91.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that HARPSichord had the better game against Dicky Fitzwell - although there was very little in it. - 93m from 1 to 94.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Eat Fresh had the better of Marklar_33. - 0m from 16 to 16.
• While not all all one-way, Ed_Gein was slightly more polished than jezzajay. - 93m from 5 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, dogs105 gave Elmer_Judd a bath. - 7m from 92 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, royboy2 had Grand Uncle Whoreass's measure. - 95m from 3 to 98.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, JackNah_8's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by dino_67. - 93m from 3 to 96.
• In an epic battle, Phar Ace did very well against LukeParkerno1. - 97m from 2 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Marklar_33 did very well against judge judy. - 34m from 31 to 65.
• In quite a tussle, MrsEddieBetts came out tops over the brave Oisin_the_Goat. - 94m from 4 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, NinjaSwan had the better of Pure Grunt. - 96m from 2 to 98.
• In quite a tussle, fitroybowiedog came out tops over the brave SM. - 94m from 0 to 94.
• In quite a display, croweater 41 won the bout with SpecialBruce. - 93m from 1 to 94.
• In a resume-material performance, tigs2010 was easily the winner in the clash with SSwans2011. - 98m from 1 to 99.

Respectable stats...

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Did we win? I bet we did.

we s**t it in!!!

 

[Eat Fresh]

Was going to tell Wonders to Eat Fresh Ass at this point. Lucky I decided to wait and see how the game panned out.

Look, for the right price, my ass is available for munch-time anytime...

 

[tigs2010]

That would be 3 thirds, then.....

I feel like this confusion has cost us the last 3 flags.

 

[Mobbs]

That would be 3 thirds, then.....

Ok smartarse ahahaha

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

so what do I do for the next week waiting for the R1 threads?

 

[Mobbs]

Respectable stats...

You did fine!

On SM-A146P using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Mobbs]

so what do I do for the next week waiting for the R1 threads?

Well don't forget to submit an official squad list, for one thing!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Well don't forget to submit an official squad list, for one thing!

Very good point actually

 

[Phar Ace]

That would be 3 thirds, then.....

Not if you live in Sydney.

Sitting in the Members next to two rabid Swans supporters, she with her peroxide blonde, the Tiges had their measure many years ago. We get to half time with a nice lead, and the peroxide one says to her significant other, "Aye love, how many quarters in this game, three or four?".

I rest my case Zevon

 

[Zevon]

Not if you live in Sydney.

Sitting in the Members next to two rabid Swans supporters, she with her peroxide blonde, the Tiges had their measure many years ago. We get to half time with a nice lead, and the peroxide one says to her significant other, "Aye love, how many quarters in this game, three or four?".

I rest my case Zevon

Pretty low of you to publicly shame my partner like that. It’s not her fault that expensive private school she went to was more focused on teaching social status and networking than maths

 

[Phar Ace]

Respectable stats...

Especially by one tigs2010 - more than respectable!