Media Public Service Announcement to all of the SFA

[The Majestic]

I feel I may need to have a showdown with okeydoke7 one or two more times to just help bring down that goal average.

 

[okeydoke7]

And when can we expect you to disappear again please?

Unlike many of our league legends, I do disappear when I lose interest rather than clogging up a spot on a team, racking up games and stats despite not even paying attention.

Thankfully, for the good of this league, I haven’t lost interest. I’m really enjoying it. So not for a while.

 

[Wosh]

Meh. 1000 goals isn’t anything special anyway

Agree, not when you’re gonna be second to do it anyway.

 

[Mobbs]

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SEASON 15
A new season, an old club, and an old position. okeydoke7 returns to the Bombers, and to the Full Forward position.
PS: I have match-up notes now The presentation of the round by round will change to accommodate.

R01 - Bombers def Roys by 26 pts
okeydoke7 0 7 0 0 0 0 0 2 5
2 goals - Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Reardo exposed okeydoke7's frailties. - 99m from 1 to 100.

R02 - Bombers wdb Demons by 7 pts
okeydoke7 0 8 1 0 0 1 0 4 4
1 goal - While both players struggled to make an impact, Logger came out tops over the brave okeydoke7. - 23m from 6 to 29. (1 goal)
3 goals - Bordering on a training run, okeydoke7 gave Wickzki a bit of a touch-up. - 40m from 56 to 96. (3 goals)[/i]

R03 - Bombers def Hawks by 8 pts
okeydoke7 2 5 0 3 0 1 1 1 0 (finished Ruck)
0 goals - In what was a very slow day for both, The Tommy Gun was easily the winner in the clash with okeydoke7. - 30m from 15 to 45.
1 goal - In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Larrikin did well against okeydoke7. - 6m from 66 to 72.
0 goals - In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, okeydoke7 and Matt121 were hard to separate - though okeydoke7 was slightly more effective. - 25m from 75 to 100.

R04 - Bombers wdb Gumbies by 1 pt
okeydoke7 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
1 goal - While worlds were set on fire, Buckets007 massacred okeydoke7. - 71m from 16 to 87.

R05 - Bombers def Wonders by 33 pts
okeydoke7 0 7 1 0 0 0 1 4 3
4 goals - In quite a tussle, ShueyIsAGun was slightly more polished than okeydoke7. - 90m from 8 to 98.

R06 - Bombers wdb Southern Dragons by 13 pts
okeydoke7 0 5 0 0 0 1 0 2 3
1 goal - While worlds were set on fire, The Half Back massacred okeydoke7. - 55m from 1 to 56.
1 goal - In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, okeydoke7 and Silent Alarm were evenly matched. - 28m from 69 to 97.

R07 - Bombers wdb Furies by 7 pts
okeydoke7 0 2 0 1 0 0 1 0 2
0 goals - While worlds were set on fire, TD27 massacred okeydoke7. - 90m from 8 to 98.

R08 - Bombers def Roys by 47 pts
okeydoke7 0 11 1 4 1 2 0 3 7 (finished wing)
3 goals - Despite neither player having much impact, Reardo and okeydoke7 were hard to separate - though Reardo was slightly more effective. - 70m from 1 to 71.
0 goals - Despite neither player having much impact, not much between flea29 and okeydoke7 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 5m from 76 to 81.
0 goals - Neither having much reason to brag, Broken did well against okeydoke7. - 10m from 89 to 99.

R09 - Bombers def Demons by 25 pts
okeydoke7 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 2 4
2 goals - In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, not much between Logger and okeydoke7 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 76m from 19 to 95.

R10 - Bombers wdb Hawks by 23 pts
okeydoke7 0 7 0 0 1 1 1 2 5
2 goals - In quite a tussle, Chief did very well against okeydoke7. - 75m from 24 to 99.

R11 - Bombers def Gumbies by 18 pts
okeydoke7 0 6 1 0 1 1 0 3 3
3 goals - While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, okeydoke7 and Barkly St End were well-matched - there was no victor. - 75m from 12 to 87.

R12 - Bombers def Wonders by 10 pts
okeydoke7 0 10 0 1 1 0 0 3 7
2 goals - While both players struggled to make an impact, ShueyIsAGun had the better of okeydoke7. - 28m from 3 to 31.
1 goal - In an epic battle, okeydoke7 and CowboyFromHell were hard to separate - though okeydoke7 was slightly more effective. - 64m from 32 to 96.

R13 - Bombers def Southern Dragons by 21 pts
okeydoke7 0 11 1 0 0 0 0 3 8
3 goals - In a solid performance, okeydoke7 exposed Illbethejudge's frailties. - 61m from 9 to 70.

R14 - Bombers def Furies by 7 pts
okeydoke7 0 4 0 0 1 0 0 2 2
1 goal - While worlds were set on fire, Filthy Sanchez gave okeydoke7 a lesson. - 51m from 24 to 75.
1 goal - Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, okeydoke7 won the bout with Cotch 9. - 6m from 81 to 87.

R15 - Bombers wdb Roys by 91 pts
okeydoke7 0 3 1 0 1 0 1 1 2
1 goal - Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Reardo had okeydoke7's measure. - 84m from 0 to 84.

R16 - Bombers def Demons by 12 pts
okeydoke7 0 9 3 8 2 1 1 0 0
0 goals - In an epic battle, lanky_wes and okeydoke7 were hard to separate - though lanky_wes was slightly more effective. - 99m from 1 to 100.
Note that okey played Centre for the entire game.

R17 - Bombers def Hawks by 12 pts
okeydoke7 0 6 3 3 2 1 3 1 0
0 goals - In quite a tussle, okeydoke7 came out tops over the brave IMS. - 53m from 0 to 53.
I believe okey again played centre, though left the ground early in the 3rd and didn't return. His opponent was IMS, who also eventually ended up on the bench, but IMS had some late-game time v Gee Dub, who finished in the centre.

1st Semi - Bombers wdb Wonders by 2 pts
okeydoke7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 (finished FP)
Literally did not even rate a mention in the clash notes, suggesting the ball never came near him for an opportunity. Unsure if he played the entire game at FP, or if he was moved early.

Prelim Final - Bombers wdb Furies by 4 pts
okeydoke7 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 (finished FP)
0 goals - While overall a quiet day for both players, I'm not sure that what hougie did to okeydoke7 should be entirely legal. - 26m from 6 to 32.
2 goals - Neither having much reason to brag, okeydoke7 did very well against captain blood 17. - 30m from 51 to 81.

Running total - who gave up the most goals to okeydoke7 :
15 - FiveStrings (@ 3 per game : 4,3,3,1,4)
13 - Coin_Toss, (@ 3.3 per game : 1,4,3,5), Reardo (@ 3.3 per game) : 7,2,3,1)
10 - The Majestic (@ 5 per game : 6,4), lewigie (@ 3.3 per game : 4,2,4)
7 - Shallow, JakeThePeg, Torohombre (3.5 per game : 3,4)
6 - cooney, TODN (@ 3 per game : 3,3), ShueyIsAGun (@ 3 per game : 4,2)
5 - efl represent
4 - Lion4life, Spazzallo, The Lone Wolf, CatmanForever (@ 2.0 per game : 1,3)
3 - fugsy, loopy_cam, the ranger, sausageroll, Zarko, Maroon Goon, Wickzki, Barkly St End, Illbethejudge, Logger (@ 1.5 per game : 1,2)
2 - jonesy86, GreaT SourcE, PowerIStough, Crimson King, One Eyed Sainter, GoldCoast20, one_eyedtiger, Mop, Chief, captain blood 17, IDGAF (@ 1.0 per game : 2,0)
1 - Ben The Gooner, Ghossein, Age of SMD, shepp, ShaunDuggan, TheCuzEffect, Frothies McVeigh, winty, EBIAC, gentlemen, Lionsman, YouDontKnow, Crimson Azure, nathantigers, Larrikin, Buckets007, The Half Back, Silent Alarm, CowboyFromHell, Filthy Sanchez, Cotch 9
0 - Keyser Soze, Colin D'Cops, Coooooooney, Quinz, Mobbs, indieswan9, madman, TD27

 

[Mobbs]

btw I dunno if that ever got fixed, but that's supposed to say "while worlds weren't set on fire".

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Some prominent posters in this thread, disgusting get a room!

 

[Jabba73]

Mate if you’re not fussed, I’d recommend you stop fussing.

To become the 2nd ever (and the fastest) player to 1000 goals is exciting. Some of us do care about what happens on the qooty field.

Fastest ever?

Celebrating being quicker than just one other person in SFA history?

Just sad.

 

[U2tigers]

okeydoke7 is a bit to shy himself to ask this.

So I'll ask for him.

He knows how unbearable he is going to be, so he wants to know if there as any way he can put himself on ignore? He doesn't know how long he needs to do it, but he is sure he needs to.