Event Season 36 - All-SFA Presentation - Live 6:20pm AWST

[Kennedy Parker]

Thank you TheInjuryFactory for the graphics work tonight.

Hey there all you single-celled amoebas,

It is time for the reveal of the All-SFA team for Season 36. The All-SFA has long been an award used to honour the best performers of the season across the board in both Qooty and posting contributions. It is an award selected by a rigorous nomination process where 13 of the finest minds in the league as representatives of their clubs engage in robust debate in regards to who makes the best quality posts that enhance the experience of all in the league, and balances it with a consideration of who has performed well on the Qooty field in their respective positions.

This is a prestigious honour, and to be selected in the All-SFA team means you are truly among the elite echelons of the league as an exponent of what all rookies should aspire to be.

I will now proceed to do this honour no justice at all because I am honestly sleep-deprived, have made minimal preparations and am the outgoing admin so I'm just going to riff on these write-ups Season 27 Beez Night style.

Have fun everyone!​

 

[DenieD]

Ken checking in

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The big question here is whether or not Headless will make the bench.

 

[Gralin]

The big question here is whether or not Headless will make the bench.

Perhaps you could do him a small favour?

 

[Jabba73]

No doubt everyone will be happy with the selected side and it has been chosen by stats and facts rather than the vibe.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

The All-SFA has long been an award used to honour the best performers of the season across the board in both Qooty and posting contributions

...until tonight.

 

[okeydoke7]

Thank you for the honour of another All Sweet FA selection. Clearly the best CHB in the game.

 

[DenieD]

Thank you for the honour of another All Sweet FA selection. Clearly the best CHB in the game.

Based on W/L ratio you are correct.

 

[spudmaster]

Thank you for the honour of another All Sweet FA selection. Clearly the best CHB in the game.

Thoughts Dinsdale?

 

[Gralin]

...until tonight.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Ken checking in

congrats Ken

 

[DenieD]

congrats Ken

I've never been congratulated for checking in before. I would check in at the airport early every time if they did that.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I've never been congratulated for checking in before. I would check in at the airport early every time if they did that.

sorry, I blew my load early.

Just remember what I said when you get named as full forward.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

...until tonight.

only showing up when beez voting opened doesn't count.

 

[Gralin]

sorry, I blew my load early.

 

[DenieD]

Title of 'our' sex tape

 

[Tandy]

Looking forward to my first blazer, what an honour.....

Whatta ya mean my name wasn't discussed once.

Na, Go bears hope to see a couple in the team.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Good news everyone, Kennedy Parker has gotten Hate to post the team straight onto SweetFA+ before going to bed.

Sweet dreams KP.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

only showing up when beez voting opened doesn't count.

Been here all season mate.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Back Pocket - manangatang (Demons) - the league's right-hand man, the captain of the most active club in SFA history is selected once again at Back Pocket in the All-SFA team, this is not his first, second, third but SEVENTH SELECTION!

ChatGPT write me a paragraph about how good Manangatang is!

Manangatang, located in the state of Victoria, Australia, is a charming town that holds a special place among the country's rural gems. Surrounded by the vast Australian landscape, Manangatang is a haven for nature enthusiasts and those seeking a peaceful escape. The town's welcoming community embodies the quintessential Australian hospitality, making visitors feel right at home. The stunning natural scenery, characterized by expansive plains and unique flora, adds to the town's appeal. Manangatang also celebrates its agricultural heritage, with local markets offering a taste of the region's fresh produce. Whether exploring the town's surroundings, engaging with the friendly locals, or partaking in outdoor activities, Manangatang offers an authentic Australian experience that lingers in the hearts of those fortunate enough to explore its beauty.

Fullback - T2B_ (Dragons) - T2B_ is the captain of the Dragons, the team that screwed the Ophidian Old Boys out of defending their premiership before the season even started.

The most essential thing you need to know about T2B_ is that his avatar is an avocado! Avocado is superfood that contains plenty of nutrients and antioxidants like folic acid, Omega 3, magnesium, potassium, lutein and fibre along with being rich in countless vitamins. They contain a lot of healthy fats and many in the SFA would in general improve their health and wellbeing if they look to incorporate avocados more into their daily dietary habits.

And that is why T2B_ deservingly is selected as the full back of the All-SFA team in Season 36, adding a fourth selection to the many benefits of avocados..

Back Pocket - Headless (Demons) - At this juncture, the league is truly in upsidedown world. Apparently, you can spend the last 10+ season being a non-contributor who sits on the interchange doing nothing while your team languishes near the bottom of the ladder. And once you step onto the field you are IMMEDIATELY recognised in the most elite team of the season.

Headless, the non-contributor who sits on his arse is now sitting in the back pocket of the Season 36 All-SFA team because he is indisputably, unquestionably, one of the best in the league, and perhaps of all time -- at lowering people's expectations.

Headless lines up for a third All-SFA selection, all of which have been under the same admin who has clearly failed to sufficiently incentivise effort.​

 

[Dinsdale]

Thoughts Dinsdale?

Typical

 

[Dinsdale]

Typical

As in typical Okeyflog7

 

[Cap]

Bears ripped off.

But expected given our defenders are always high

 

[Dinsdale]

Bears ripped off.

But expected given ourdefendsrs are always high

And they are terrible at spelling