Quotes thread

[moses]

Post your favourite quotes in this thread.

Ill kick it off with a few.

 

[DroopStDanny]

"I am a donut" - John F. Kennedy.

 

[perthblue]

 

[undefined]

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” - Gandhi

“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analysing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the **** on.” - Tupac

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” - Oscar Wilde

“And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.” - Haruki Murakami

 

[Off The Couch]

 

[kickazz]

Whether you think you can or think you can't, you are right.

A healthy person has a thousand wishes, an unwell person has one.

 

[Plugger35]

 

[M Malice]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

 

[M Malice]

Ladies and gentlemen, well may we say 'God Save the Queen', because nothing will save the Governor-General. The proclamation you have just heard was countersigned Malcolm Fraser, who will go down in history as Kerr's cur.

 

[JG22]

'Any hole is a goal'

 

[ShanDog]

"Yippee Ki-yay mother****er" - John McClane

 

[Plugger35]

'Any hole is a goal'

Is that a Harvey Weinstein quote?

 

[Quadzilla]

"Life is a journey not a destination"

"Not my circus, not my monkeys" old Polish proverb

 

[HairyO]

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And **** like a ******. Norm MacDonald.

 

[chargers 09]

If there's grass on the wicket, you can play cricket.


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[Richard Cranium]

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Wouldn't working like you don't need the money just mean not working?

 

[Off The Couch]

Wouldn't working like you don't need the money just mean not working?

It means do a job you love but I don't mind your proposal either

 

[Mofra]

 

[Mofra]

 

[perthblue]

 

[iluvparis]

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize - Steven Wright

 

[iluvparis]

"I am just going outside and may be some time" - Lawrence Oates

Has there ever been a more British quote?

 

[Wosh]

No matter how talented, rich or intelligent you are
How you treat animals tells me all I need to know about you.

 

[Wosh]

And one of my favourites to live by

 

[HomerThompson]

General John Sedgwick in the US Civil War: "They [Confederate snipers] couldn't hit an elephant at this distance", shortly before being shot by an enemy sniper.