Society & Culture Rage-inducing situations

[Danog]

Can be either your own, or ones you've found.

Sister is fat, and asks me for help to lose weight, as I am not. I tell her what she has to do. She completely ignores my advice because it's too hard. She decides to go about it her own way, which consists of things like walking on the treadmill while drinking Coke (for "energy to exercise with").

When I told her that the coke is a terrible thing to drink if she's trying to lose weight, she held the bottle to my face, pointed at the nutrition panel and said "See, it has no fat in it!"

She obviously gets 0 results. A few weeks later, I hear her talking on the phone to her friend. "I don't know how I haven't lost any weight, I've been skipping breakfast for weeks now. I've been doing heaps of crunches, too!"

She is also one of those people who thinks a "Diet" or "Lite" version of something means you can eat three times as many.

 

[yeah_nah]

I am a n00b at cod = rage

 

[DB10]

"I like you too ... as a friend. can we just stay friends?"

 

[Petterd4Brownlow]

wow nog you are the biggest loser ever

 

[Lazarus]

lol just let her get fat. she can learn the hard way

 

[Kaan]

Was playing FIFA the other day, copped a stupid goal.

End Result =

 

[Danog]

wow nog you are the biggest loser ever

GB2Rift

 

[Twist_of_Lemon]

****ing CDs skipping in the car's CD player.

 

[tb_fanboy]

Was playing FIFA the other day, copped a stupid goal.

End Result =

Am playing FIFA. Kick off. Tell mate to watch most important moment of my life thus far. Eyes are fixed on the screen. Hit the wood.

 

[emuboy]

You're approaching a two-lane intersection with traffic lights, intending to go straight through. The lights are red. It is a very busy and somewhat dangerous intersection, but for some reason road planners don't think it necessary to install right-turn arrows.

A number of cars are in the left hand lane, either turning left or going straight through, and in the right lane is one car, obviously going straight through as well as they are not indicating.

You stop in the right lane behind the car, and wait while wave after wave of traffic goes through the intersecting road. Finally the light turns green - and the moron in front of you decides he wants to turn right, puts on his indicator - and you are stuck there while he tries to turn against a seemingly endless line of traffic coming from the other direction. Cutting into the left lane proves impossible; the traffic coming from behind you in this lane is busy and prevents this. Finally, the lights turn orange and the clown gets to turn right - while you are stuck at the now red light waiting for eternity for them to turn green again.

Most frequently, the car in front of you creating this drama is a four-wheel-drive.

 

[Doctor Feel]

When someone comes to your store complaining that they dont understand what all the buttons mean on their tape player which they purchased off you.

Oh, you mean the: Stop, Pause, Record, Play buttons that have had the same symbols on them for the past 30 something years? Are you an absolute bafoon born and raised in a cave?

Piss off and don't waste my time.

 

[The_Todd07]

When someone comes to your store complaining that they dont understand what all the buttons mean on their tape player which they purchased off you.

Oh, you mean the: Stop, Pause, Record, Play buttons that have had the same symbols on them for the past 30 something years? Are you an absolute bafoon born and raised in a cave?

Piss off and don't waste my time.

What's worse is the people who buy these things elsewhere and then come into my work to ask those questions just because "I thought you'd know"

 

[Saint KFC]

Definitely annoying when people refuse to even attempt to trial and error with technology.

 

[Worldheroxx]

I find myself getting angrier in supermarkets as I'm getting older. Whenever the line stops moving for some reason, or some old granny is taking 5 minutes to count out $20 in coins, i feel myself boiling over

 

[pieman123]

Was playing FIFA the other day, copped a stupid goal.

End Result =

hey Kaan, its Pr1 lol

 

[Bomber Bears]

Playing cricket today, bowling reasonably well.

Guy gets dropped, then hits me for a couple of 4's. Rage

Set guy up perfectly and he edges to keepers, drops it and slip misses rebound. Hit's me for 6. More rage

again, bowl to guy, smack in air down the ground. Yeah, dropped again. Then puts another in the air that just falls safely. Probably hit another boundary at that point.

2/33 off 7 overs wasnt too bad but I bowled better than that

Go out to open the batting, get a slow as shit ball first up and go to block it. Tickles the edge, get caught behind first ball. By the guy who was dropped three times off my bowling

 

[Kaan]

hey Kaan, its Pr1 lol

Haha, wasn't expecting you to post here.

 

[SonOfScray]

Tend to go beserk when I allow a driver coming the other way down the street through and they don't give me the wave/point acknowledging my good deed. One day, my head will explode as a result of this.

 

[TheStinger]

When a driver decides he wants to perform a turn that is clearly illegal or against a posted sign.

Do you know why they don't allow right turns here? Because it ****s up the flow of traffic, just like you are doing now you imbecile.

 

[rhinowce]

Am playing FIFA. Kick off. Tell mate to watch most important moment of my life thus far. Eyes are fixed on the screen. Hit the wood.

Still under warranty yeh??

 

[Ross Prunster]

I find myself getting angrier in supermarkets as I'm getting older. Whenever the line stops moving for some reason, or some old granny is taking 5 minutes to count out $20 in coins, i feel myself boiling over

Me also. My local Coles is undergoing refurbishments atm, so aisles width has been reduced, everythings been moved around, so my usual supermarket rage has been inceased 10 fold.

 

[Schulzenfest]

The fact that everyone insists on driving 10 k's below the speed limit on the main road nearest to my house.

 

[Eagle Empire]

Staying up past midnight watching ABC television on a Friday or Saturday.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Tend to go beserk when I allow a driver coming the other way down the street through and they don't give me the wave/point acknowledging my good deed. One day, my head will explode as a result of this.

Yep, also makes me rage. I always expect the thank you wave if I am courteous.

 

[wce4premiership]

1. Slow walkers / stoppers in shops. GTFO MY WAY!
2. Brilliant relationship material girls with ****head bf's / ugly bf's
3. Car insurance coming at the shittest times haha