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I've been on the 2:1 PD diet for few years.
2x donuts for every pizza.
Hasn't affected my capacity to drink in the slightest.
My tailor made shirts are known as Pyramid fit, tailored to my body.
My skin folds put the Michelin man to shame.
More rolls than the local Baker's Delight.
Never been happier.
Took a nap on the beach on Sunday only to be woken up by some Green Peace kids throwing water on me and trying to roll me back into the bay
Life is good.
No prizes for being the fittest corpse in the cemetery.
My gp has warned me to cut back on my carb and sugar intake, so I it eat donuts with holes in them now.
2x donuts for every pizza.
Hasn't affected my capacity to drink in the slightest.
My tailor made shirts are known as Pyramid fit, tailored to my body.
My skin folds put the Michelin man to shame.
More rolls than the local Baker's Delight.
Never been happier.
Took a nap on the beach on Sunday only to be woken up by some Green Peace kids throwing water on me and trying to roll me back into the bay
Life is good.
No prizes for being the fittest corpse in the cemetery.
My gp has warned me to cut back on my carb and sugar intake, so I it eat donuts with holes in them now.
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