Rocco's poetry thread

[Bee]

Okay, I am bored. So here's my latest contribution.

A young man named Dan26.
Was successful with good looking chicks,
Hitter said, "Dan, how do you do it?"
he replied "There ain't nothing to it,"
They can't get enough of my statistics!

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by Bee
Okay, I am bored. So here's my latest contribution.

A young man named Dan26.
Was successful with good looking chicks,
Hitter said, "Dan, how do you do it?"
he replied "There ain't nothing to it,"
They can't get enough of my statistics!

That's better...

The Hitman

 

[The Hitman]

First the word came from me
Scared - events I could not forsee
Couldn't be so, that you said
Reasons were true, or so I was led
Now I'm on the outer, painfully looking in
The pain you caused me should be sin
A victim of your hypocricy
Now you mean f*ck all to me



The Hitman

 

[SeinDude]

This one was emailed to me a while back, I thought it was quite funny.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun,
Jill the dill, forgot her pill
And now they have a son!!


Cheers!!
SeinDude