Game Day Round 1: Hawthorn v Essendon, MCG, Sunday March 19 2023 - 3.20PM

[The Devils Advocate]

Dyson sucking up the last bits

This observation is right in a vacuum

 

[scythe]

We have been a joy to watch at centre bounces today.

 

[rumply]

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Quick, call 2MPs surgeon, might get a 2 for 1 deal here.

 

[Call Me Cake]

Tippa the ultimate sub-man

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Oh! Koschitzke is on the bench? I thought he was in Laverde's pocket.

 

[Call Me Cake]

Perkins.

 

[rumply]

3 from Archie is a great return.

 

[raskolnikov]

Are we this good or Hawthorn that bad?

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Perkins has a lovely set shot action.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Perky!

 

[citizen-erased]

We have been a joy to watch at centre bounces today.

Hawks mids gassed.

 

[Happyskeret]

The best part is no one can take these live ladders away from us

 

[rumply]

Have a ping Alwyn!

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Ned Reeves?

 

[Happyskeret]

ZERK rock solid

 

[Old man fletch]

Are we this good or Hawthorn that bad?

Expect the latter but today I don't care

 

[Schnitzengruben]

How was that well umpired, Lingy? You jackass.

 

[Call Me Cake]

We're gonna win this, right guys?

 

[The Devils Advocate]

How was that well umpired, Lingy? You jackass.

He hates Essendon man. It's insane how biased he has been this game.

 

[MightyDon]

You can’t call advantage and then because the kick is no good call it back, the player has chosen to take the advantage not the umpire

 

[Jobe Watson]

Parish haters still around? Our best clearance player by a mile.

 

[Call Me Cake]

First blemish from the cap

 

[Happyskeret]

Expect the latter but today I don't care

The upside is if Hawthorn are really that bad they just did it in front of their 83 premiership team

 

[The Devils Advocate]

We appear to be running the game out really well compared to previous years. Usually the foot comes off the accelerator as we're buggered if we are winning.