Banter Round 15: Kicking against the wind vs Never tear up our tarps

[Ant Bear]

port supporters **** their own mothers and use a lot of cling wrap

Reported for calling Tex a Port supporter!

 

[Ant Bear]

She comes to me.

You think you're exclusive?

 

[Kingfish73]

Apparently Sam p pepper is better than Dustin Martin

Dont stress. Dusty will be playing for another club next year, so you can watch SPP career progress with Port and compare when Dusty once wore the black n yellow.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Dont stress. Dusty will be playing for another club next year, so you can watch SPP career progress with Port and compare when Dusty once wore the black n yellow.

You obviously haven't caught up with the news today?

 

[BKM78]

Dont stress. Dusty will be playing for another club next year, so you can watch SPP career progress with Port and compare when Dusty once wore the black n yellow.

I dont watch SANFL champ.

 

[KiwiTiger]

tugga

Mate. What will we drink over there on Saturday night? Based on the Port supporters' view of Sam Powell-Pepperjack Shiraz, it appears that Kool-Aid is one option.
The drinking of the Kool-Aid gained it's slang meaning from the Jonestown Massacre, where the drink was used to flavour the poisonous concoction mixed and served to the sect followers in 44 gallon drums.
And, of course, 44 gallon drums were used to dissolve bodies in acid as part of the Snowtown murders in South Australia.
Coincidentally, the side Richmond defeated yesterday in Carlton drafted Cameron Giles from the Blyth-Snowtown Footy Club as Pick 39 in the 2013 draft. Giles, who allegedly was a Port supporter, never played a senior game for the Blues, and currently plies his trade playing for Woodville West Torrens in the SANFL.
In a further coincidence, Number 39 for Port is Justin "Beardwater" Westhoff, who comes from a small town east of Snowtown called Eudunda. Infamously, Eudunda is located at the intersection of the Thiele Highway and the quaintly named Worlds End Highway which finishes there and somewhat neatly brings us back to the professes of Reverend Jim Jones, the Kool-Aid and Snowtown.

Haere Ra

 

[sante]

Get in here elpirate

 

[Kingfish73]

Cotchin needs to contact SPP hair dresser. Has anyone told him flat tops are so 80s? Might get more votes for brownlow.

 

[bomberclifford]

Here's hoping Cap'n Cotch' wins the toss.

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Dat atmosphere doe...

 

[Kingfish73]

Here's hoping Cap'n Cotch' wins the toss.

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Didnt Kane Mitchell have him in the bend over position last year? Yes Kane Mitchell. O lord

 

[JayPea14]

If we win on saturday night have we still not beaten a team in the top 8? #ninthmond

 

[JayPea14]

Lost to Essendon by 70 points lmao

Richmond hasn't won a final since 2001...fun facts about 2001;
- the first apple ipod was released
- the first xbox was released
- the Beatles had the number 1 selling record for the year
- 2 airplanes flew into the world trade centre buildings shocking the world
- finally, this was fashion

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Richmond hasn't won a final since 2001...fun facts about 2001;
- the first apple ipod was released
- the first xbox was released
- the Beatles had the number 1 selling record for the year
- 2 airplanes flew into the world trade centre buildings shocking the world
- finally, this was fashion

Is that Scott Weiland?

 

[tugga]

tugga

Mate. What will we drink over there on Saturday night? Based on the Port supporters' view of Sam Powell-Pepperjack Shiraz, it appears that Kool-Aid is one option.
The drinking of the Kool-Aid gained it's slang meaning from the Jonestown Massacre, where the drink was used to flavour the poisonous concoction mixed and served to the sect followers in 44 gallon drums.
And, of course, 44 gallon drums were used to dissolve bodies in acid as part of the Snowtown murders in South Australia.
Coincidentally, the side Richmond defeated yesterday in Carlton drafted Cameron Giles from the Blyth-Snowtown Footy Club as Pick 39 in the 2013 draft. Giles, who allegedly was a Port supporter, never played a senior game for the Blues, and currently plies his trade playing for Woodville West Torrens in the SANFL.
In a further coincidence, Number 39 for Port is Justin "Beardwater" Westhoff, who comes from a small town east of Snowtown called Eudunda. Infamously, Eudunda is located at the intersection of the Thiele Highway and the quaintly named Worlds End Highway which finishes there and somewhat neatly brings us back to the professes of Reverend Jim Jones, the Kool-Aid and Snowtown.

Haere Ra

Brilliant.
If you're talking tasteless shit then we should at least have one West End Draught just to remind us that not all food and drink in SA is good.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Brilliant.
If you're talking tasteless shit then we should at least have one West End Draught just to remind us that not all food and drink in SA is good.

Utter cats piss.

 

[Byrons Firen]

Speak for yourself.

Your avi was my reaction.
As to our China foray, when you can't afford to keep players the calibre of Troy, you have to generate extra income streams
to make sure it never happens again.

 

[tugga]

I don't usually praise opposition supporters on BF. Shit I don't usually praise our own supporters.
But the banter from these guys is always top notch. They get it.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I don't usually praise opposition supporters on BF. Shit I don't usually praise our own supporters.
But the banter from these guys is always top notch. They get it.

They sort of have to.
You'd have to have a sense of humor following Port.

 

[Noobz0r]

Dixon > Riewoldt.

 

[smasha]

Richmond hasn't won a final since 2001...fun facts about 2001;
- the first apple ipod was released
- the first xbox was released
- the Beatles had the number 1 selling record for the year
- 2 airplanes flew into the world trade centre buildings shocking the world
- finally, this was fashion

Feel old brrrrr.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Pittard > Martin

 

[Byrons Firen]

We've shared many a gun.

David Rodan, Troy Chaplin, Jay Schulz, Matty White, Matt Thomas, Mitch Farmer, Danny Meyer + Dimma and Brendon Lade.

Did I miss any?

Choco says hello.

tugga

Mate. What will we drink over there on Saturday night? Based on the Port supporters' view of Sam Powell-Pepperjack Shiraz, it appears that Kool-Aid is one option.
The drinking of the Kool-Aid gained it's slang meaning from the Jonestown Massacre, where the drink was used to flavour the poisonous concoction mixed and served to the sect followers in 44 gallon drums.
And, of course, 44 gallon drums were used to dissolve bodies in acid as part of the Snowtown murders in South Australia.
Coincidentally, the side Richmond defeated yesterday in Carlton drafted Cameron Giles from the Blyth-Snowtown Footy Club as Pick 39 in the 2013 draft. Giles, who allegedly was a Port supporter, never played a senior game for the Blues, and currently plies his trade playing for Woodville West Torrens in the SANFL.
In a further coincidence, Number 39 for Port is Justin "Beardwater" Westhoff, who comes from a small town east of Snowtown called Eudunda. Infamously, Eudunda is located at the intersection of the Thiele Highway and the quaintly named Worlds End Highway which finishes there and somewhat neatly brings us back to the professes of Reverend Jim Jones, the Kool-Aid and Snowtown.

Haere Ra

Your remarkably well informed, have you spent time in Snowtown? It can't be from casual interest coz you'd know we're so much more
than 1/2hr behind. Years ago Qld were running an ad campaign "Qld where it's beautiful one day, perfect the next".
So we over this side of the border came up with our own catch phrase ... South Australia where it's Monday one day ... Tuesday the next.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Choco says hello.

Your remarkably well informed, have you spent time in Snowtown? It can't be from casual interest coz you'd know we're so much more
than 1/2hr behind. Years ago Qld were running an ad campaign "Qld where it's beautiful one day, perfect the next".
So we over this side of the border came up with our own catch phrase ... South Australia where it's Monday one day ... Tuesday the next.

Richmond has in front one minute, lost the next.

 

[TJTIGER]

Dixon > Riewoldt.

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