Preview Richmond vs the bye Round 15

[Groupie_]

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Drink more IPA...

 

[Groupie_]

Drink more IPA...

 

[Delorean]

Used to drink so much VB it gave me a yeast infection

 

[Karp3_dm]

$1.01 to lose the free kick count still

 

[Area51]

$1.01 to lose the free kick count still

Nah, our week this week. All the umps been reading the umpiring thread and are very sorry. Am hearing on the grapevine that we are guaranteed to breakeven this week.

 

[Zilo]

 

[_RT_]

team?

we'll loose it at selection

 

[Harrison Bergeron]

Ideal opportunity to blood some kids this week.

 

[Mr Unbelievable]

Torantino gonna drop player rating to 160+

 

[TigerImposter]

I’m bored with no footy on. At least we have a VFL game. Just go and check where we’re playing.
Oh s**t a bye!
I’m bored again.

 

[SavDog23]

What will the AFL/media/umps come up with this week to try screw up our season???


With Gil on his way out, will he attempt one last time to **** us, by introducing new rules that don't allow interim coaches to play finals or win the flag?


As Timmy Taranto firms to win the brownlow as a player outside the top 150, will Karen Cornes finally admit that he is a total dickhead with no clue about anything, or will Taranto's house suspiciously catch on fire during the bye week, with the fire fighter responding to the scene completely failing to do their job competently (is that you Kane?)


I'm hearing O'Gorman and Deboy have been assigned a top secret mission to infiltrate our club and kidnap any and all players that have received a free kick from umpires in the past month. The AFL believe this is the best way to hinder our ability to win the free kick count (or even reach double digits). The RFC has prepared for this eventuality by setting up Nerd-Virgin detectors in all club facility's since our lube storages ran out in 2018.


Is Gerard Whateley going to push the "State of the Game" agenda once again, as SHocking and Chris Sooks retirement home finally begin their descent down that very, very deep cliff, while our club continues to look more and more dangerous each week?


And Will Luke Meehan finally unveil his powerhouse franchise "Meehan's Meats", freshly supplied with the finest limbs and muscle tissues from the Richmond Football Club? Reasonable Delivery times are included!*

*Product Delivery ranges anywhere from 6 weeks to 6 years

 

[IHaveAHardWick]

Outs: Martin, Cotch, Tarrant, Rance

Ins: Me, Maric, Bartlett, Pauline Hanson

 

[Rayzorwire]

Apparently we were considering playing an inter-club praccy, but in the end decided to can it.

Pointless - nobody would score, there would just be a couple of hundred frees either way with the ball forever stuck between the 50m arcs if we played ourselves.

 

[AlorraVex]

Can’t see us winning this one, unfortunately.

 

[Groupie_]

Can’t see us winning this one, unfortunately.

Richmond killing Richmond

 

[fargothegreat]

I didn't realise we were playing the Eagles this week.

 

[tiger_tough]

Bye has come at a shocking time for MRJ, he was so close to a debut.

 

[Truetiger]

Outs: Martin, Cotch, Tarrant, Rance

Ins: Me, Maric, Bartlett, Pauline Hanson

Surely you would fail the fitness test. Lol

 

[TigerImposter]

Another Test Cricket match that ended like last nights, I maybe missing in action for the next five weeks.

 

[Groupie_]

team tonight

gonna melt hard if pickett isnt back

 

[Drunken Wookie]

I’m bored with no footy on. At least we have a VFL game. Just go and check where we’re playing.
Oh s**t a bye!
I’m bored again.

fmd i swear we've had 3 byes in the vfl so far.

 

[SplintWhisky]

Hopefully we go better against the bye than Port did

 

[Dunger]

I didnt realise we were playing west coast again this week

 

[Roachy8]

Richmond killing Richmond