HoneyBadger35
Small, bitter, fascinatingly unimpressive.
- Aug 11, 2011
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- #401
Ah the 50 game milestone axe to grind. Nice one.How is it possible for a player who is in their first year of football and who has playing in his 3rd game of senior footy to cover more ground than any other player? It's just not possible. It takes a human adult 3-4 full preseasons to be ready to finish a game of AFL football, let alone lead the side with his work rate.
Now if you want to know something really crazy. I've seen it happen before multiple times in recent years. The club needs to get its GPS units serviced because there's just not way the likes of Clay Hall, Noah Long, Tyler Brockman, Hamish Davis [to name a few] could be winning or finishing top 3 in our running stats time and time again with scarcely 50 games between the lot of them.
Anyway what were we talking about? Oh yeah Sumich, a moron and! a fat lazy campaigner when he was 20. Gee, how the hell did we and Freo manage to carry him to those Premierships, minor premierships and dreaded runner ups as a player and a coach.
Could use the eye test to see that, week in week out, we are blown up by the fourth quarter as we name sides miles younger than the oppo.
Or we could take the fact that the kids CAN cover large distances as a sign that they are capable of doing it at AFL pace for the length of an AFL game, and that covering more ground is inherently a good thing and not a sign of inefficiency or having to chase more than your oppo. Just cause I guess it has the vibes of a fun argument to make? Because Matt Flynn sometimes fit in the under 50 game metric and Ginbey is a senior player closer to retirement than debut so we’re not actually going in young you see.
See, we’re fitter than Port because we covered more ground! The fact they ran over the top of us for essentially the last hour of the game has nothing to do with having an army of children against a bunch of seasoned professionals, it’s all down to a mysterious other thing.




