Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 30 Community Rooms - Congratulations Jacknah_8 !!!

[TedDougChris]

ROYS F.F.C

Roys FFC
The Gorillas
Home Ground: The BJO
Founded: S03
Premiers (2): S04 & S25
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists (2): Broken (S05) & fitzroybowiedog (S25)


Season 30 Playing List:

3/7. _Mike_
.05 3KZ is Football
2. RobR (R)
3. Runk
4. JackNah_8
6. Reardo
08. TedDougChris (C)
9. Roylion
11. A Bit High
13. BLUEALLTHRU (R)
14. GCB85
16. RU_
20. windyhill
22. Mobbs (VC)
24. StickyMick
26. Allikat
29. PurpleGreenRed (LG)
30. Mooch (LG)
34. Supersuns (R)
35. fitzroybowiedog (LG)
36. Dingster (LG)
42. I bleed Blue
44. royboy2
72. Beandip
85. Chezzalenko Reborn
666. Freakie
TBC. Mego Red



Squad Size: 27

Ins: Dingster , BLUEALLTHRU (R), RobR (R), Supersuns (R) I bleed Blue
Out: I Dont Care , George (Unceremoniously fired out of a cannon into the sun, then hung, drawn and quartered) , Azarole

Life Members:



Team Theme Song:

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[TedDougChris]

Club History - from the book of Mobbs

The Roys were formed from a social qootyball team known as the Rabbledom Of Imbibers or the R.O.I. - an anti-temperance society centred around the inner western suburbs of Sweet Municipality. In the lead-up to the formation of the new Sweet FA premier competition in town, a name change saw the Roys FFC formed, under the tutelage of veteran Gorilla Roylion . After a fair start to proceedings in Season 03, we tasted success in Season 04 with our first premiership.

Following this initial success, a long drought ensued. Like our namesake, we were even lost from the league for a couple of seasons (S09 and S10) before returning in a blaze of mediocrity in Season 11. While we couldn't put points on the board, the Roys did make waves through a majestically strong activity presence around the community. Since this return, the mighty Gorilla has been synonymous with top-shelf banter and prize-winning content.

A year ago (2 years in local time) in Season 25 the premiership cup finally came home to the Brunswick Junction Oval, under the supervision of the lovable and long-suffering enduring captain fitzroybowiedog ! This pushed us into the Top 4, the only teams with multiple flags, and closed out the era of this being noteworthy as only terrible teams have since entered this realm thereafter.

Our last two seasons have been ... well as a promotional piece it may be better if we don't speak of the last two seasons. Yet despite the low results, the Roys have continued to be a leading performer in activity, including a #1 ranking in the Activity Assessment in S27 as conducted by the league's current Administrator.

This season, the league's 28th, will be our season ... just as almost all the previous ones were going to be but ended up not being. We have a fresh list (lies), an optimistic outlook (more lies) and are an unbelievably good-looking bunch of players (truth, actually). Who could resist us? Maybe some magnets and stuff. BUT APART FROM THAT?

Over the seasons many big names have come through the Roys team. The game's founder Mobbs was an inaugural player, as was one of the greatest celebrities of the competition: Broken . The Sweet FA's most adored cranky moderator Fred was synonymous with the Roys, until it was time for him to exit both worlds, both fantasy and real. Early leader Yippyio kicked over 100 goals one season, and the irrepressible Reardo was an early EKA medal winner, followed soon after by pantskyle who has gone on to have a major impact around various clubs, and then by Willo_ who sadly has retired until we can wear him down. fitzroybowiedog continues to flounder under a barrage of underwear whenever he appears on stage. Freakie and Mooch are league level award winners, as was Blondie162 in the very early days. Itsmyshow who has a broad presence around the competition to this day, played a strong hand in the Gorillas' resurgence in Season 11.

more information

 

[TedDougChris]

Season 29 Statistics:

Played 17: Won 10, Lost 7 - Final Ladder Position 4th.
Eliminated in Semi Finals.

Season 29 Awards:

League Honours:





Rising Star Award: PurpleGreenRed

TFLUA-Tiger Award: Runk

Key Individual Club Awards:

Broken Medal (B&F): Runk
Yippyio Medal (Leading Goalkicker): Mooch
royboy2 award (Most Consistent): A Bit High
PTizzle award (Best 1st Year Player): PurpleGreenRed
flea29 award (Most Improved): _Mike_
ItsMyShow award (Most Poster): TedDougChris
Good Ol' Roy (Players Player): TedDougChris

Posting Statistics:



Match Statistics:

Not available due to large fire breaking out in my life last season....

 

[TedDougChris]

Reserved for BJO Tour:

Our beloved Brunswick Junction Oval, the home of the Roys....

 

[TedDougChris]

Home Jumper: Designed by Broken



Away Jumper: Designed by Broken



Clash Jumper: Designed by Broken

 

[TedDougChris]

Hello to all my fellow Roys !!!!

Allikat , Beandip , Dingster , Mobbs , fitzroybowiedog , Mooch , Roylion , royboy2 , RobR , BLUEALLTHRU , Supersuns , A Bit High , Runk , _Mike_ , 3KZ is Football , GCB85 , StickyMick , Chezzalenko Reborn , RU_ , Freakie , Reardo , JackNah_8 , Klim , windyhill , Mego Red , PurpleGreenRed

Welcome back from a moderately successful Season 29. However, we want to push to bigger and better things in Season 30. We'll be taking a tour this season, so settle in and enjoy the ride....

Only a week or so before the first match threads are posted. Please come back to the club rooms, find a comfortable seat and start pre-season training.

Please say hello to our new teammates, RobR , BLUEALLTHRU , Supersuns and Dingster - for all of you, Mobbs is making up membership cards as we speak, they will be issued shortly. RobR , Supersuns and Dingster - you will all need to select squad numbers - look up the OP for available spots.

As always, our goal is to make sure that we and our opponents have as much fun as we all can. If we have dickheads in our threads, feel free to take no prisoners. But until that point, let's keep up the banter and the humour and keep this place as entertaining as we can for all.

Stay safe in these troubled times and onwards on the Road to Nowhere.....

 

[TedDougChris]

Proposed S30 Fixture: (subject to change on a whim and with no coherent logic whatsoever)

Round 1

Roys FFC vs Gumbies FFC

Round 2

Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC

Round 3

Roys FFC vs Fighting Furies

Round 4

East Side Hawks vs Roys FFC

Round 5

Roys FFC vs Dragons FFC

Round 6

Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors

Round 7

Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC

Round 8

Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats

Round 9

West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC

Round 10

Mount Buller Demons vs Roys FFC

Round 11

Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears

Round 12

Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC

Round 13

Roys FFC vs Gold City Royals

Round 14

Fighting Furies vs Roys FFC

Round 15

Roys FFC v East Side Hawks

Round 16

Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC

 

[TedDougChris]

Bespoke Barrels Award: Season 30 Award Winners

The highest posting honour to be awarded to an opposition team, the Barrels award represents the absolute pinnacle of banter, engagement and good humour shown by the opposition.....



Season 30 Winners:

Round 1: cats2rise
Round 2: Ulahoopski
Round 3: Bastyy
Round 4: TBA

 

[TedDougChris]

Current Roys Players - Games Tally

New players not shown.

MOBBS	428​
ROYLION	355​
ROYBOY2	326​
REARDO	279​
3KZ IS FOOTBALL	256​
FITZROYBOWIEDOG	241​
MOOCH	226​
KLIM	191​
FREAKIE	188​
ALLIKAT	172​
A BIT HIGH	156​
CHEZZALENKO REBORN	114​
RU_	86​
_MIKE_	86​
TEDDOUGCHRIS	83​
RUNK	81​
JACKNAH_8	51​
STICKYMICK	35​
BEANDIP	35​
GCB85	35​
PURPLEGREENRED	19​
MEGO RED	19​
WINDYHILL	19​

 

[TedDougChris]

The Baggy Rilla




Every Roy player will be retrospectively given a Baggy 'rilla which will have their own unique number representing where their debut featured in the annals of Roys players past and present.

In the case where players debuted in the same game alphabetical order is given preference.

The Full Honours List
1- accubass
2- Broken
3- cjwalkley
4- Fat Pizza
5- FattyLumpkin
6- FitzroyRamone
7- gregtri
8- Kooka
9- @Mobbenfuhrer (Mobbs)
10- MSB ROYS
11- Paul D
12- Phil Doyle
13- Rabs
14- Roylion
15- sbagman
16- Shaz
17- shiva25
18- Slax
19- Stocka
20- Yippyio
21- adey
22- blackers
23- fitzmantle
24- Mr Ripper
25- wayde_pete
26- blondie162
27- NoelMugavin
28- timthetoolman
29- Bobby Beecroft
30- OldLion
31- Special Bru
32- flea29
33- Fred
34- Grimreepah
35- Hollypig
36- killer
27- the big wa
38- coachholly
39- don vito of
40- Horace
41- junction oval
42- lioness
43- maroon and blue
44- scott522
45- sdmlions12
46- caveman
47- JakethePeg
48- lion29
49- MasterOfRoc / Made4September
50- Carn the Roys!
51- dannitori
52- Itsmyshow
53- Reardo
54- Roy Fitzlion
55- @Spazzallo
56- The Lions
57- Wonaeamirri33
58- royboy2
59- 3KZ is Football
60- Lionsman
61- Maroon Goon
62- sblack
63- secular bicep
64- bigbunyip14
65- Freakie
66- Kellymagic
67- PTizzle
68- tassielions
69- Cheetah
70- Dicky Fitzwell
71- Ed_Gein
72- pantskyle / MR Poopybutthole
73- Sasquatch
74- icefreak
75- royboy 29
76- fitzroybulldog / fitzroybowiedog
77- Silent Alarm
78- DREAM TEAM BUFF
79- Bosk
80- Cannon82
81- CM Sean
82- thecatwrangler
83- wmoore / Mooch
84- Grin
85- SuburbanMe
86- CM86
87- northmelbournefc
88- Volta / Klim
89- TheBrownDog
90 - Chezzalenko Reborn
91 - Flat Chat
92 - brettman135
93 - Rendered Unsafe / RU_
94 - Loonerty
95 - freetoeknee
96 - Mighty P
97 - Rumballs
98 - Spitta2Azza
99 - Azarole
100 - Allikat
101 - Freofalcon
102 - @MEB_
103 - KingLonie
104 - A Bit High
105 - Willo_
106 - MannumPower
107 - Sozabarus
108 - Papa Juggs
109 - ChookNorris
110 - nahnah
111 - CALL ME SNAKE
112 - Barrels
113 - Stoods
114 - Matt_352
115 - mike123
116 - Wise Guy Sam
117 - xenxen
118 - I Dont Care
119 - Runk
120 - _Mike_
121 - TedDougChris
122 - Thommo333
123 - JackNah_8
124 - el Tel
125 - Beandip
126 - fumbler
127 - GCB85
128 - George
129 - StickyMick
130 - Mego Red
131 - PurpleGreenRed
132 - windyhill
133 - BLUEALLTHRU
134 - Dingster
135 - RobR
136 - Supersuns
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[TedDougChris]

Reserved for Other Things I've forgotten

 

[Dingster]

I'll take 36 pls TedDougChris

Let the fun begin!

 

[TedDougChris]

I'll take 36 pls TedDougChris

Let the fun begin!

Done !! Thank you kind sir.... Mego Red still hasn't gotten back to me from last year to select a number.... slacker.....

 

[Mobbs]

Holy s**t when are we gonna get that guernsey fixed? Someone keeps taking out everybody we ever hire to fix it.

 

[Mobbs]

Folks who've arrived on the new Team Thread. Let's fill this list people.

_Mike_
3KZ is Football
A Bit High
Allikat
Beandip
BLUEALLTHRU
Chezzalenko Reborn
Dingster
fitzroybowiedog
Freakie
GCB85
JackNah_8
Klim
Mego Red
Mobbs
Mooch
PurpleGreenRed
Reardo
RobR
royboy2
Roylion
RU_
Runk
StickyMick
Supersuns
TedDougChris
windyhill

 

[Supersuns]

Ill take number 34 please TedDougChris

 

[Robertio]

Reserved for BJO Tour:

Our beloved Brunswick Junction Oval, the home of the Roys....

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Can't find a pub.

 

[Dingster]

Can't find a pub.

Outrageous!

 

[Mobbs]

I'll make an effort to keep up with the social mediocre presence this season.

Don't forget we have a presence on the web! Feel free to peruse:

 

[Robertio]

Done !! Thank you kind sir.... Mego Red still hasn't gotten back to me from last year to select a number.... slacker.....

My Avatar would like no 2 but if that's not available 43 would be fine thankyou.

 

[Mobbs]

My Avatar would like no 2 but if that's not available 43 would be fine thankyou.

Pretty sure 2 is available, actually.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I'll keep 35 thanks TDC.

 

[TedDougChris]

Can't find a pub.

If your eyesight is this poor, you have truly come to the right place.....

 

[TedDougChris]

Ill take number 34 please TedDougChris

Done..... Membership cards are up next..... Speak to the font of wisdom that is Mobbs here....

 

[TedDougChris]

My Avatar would like no 2 but if that's not available 43 would be fine thankyou.

Also done....