Rumour File #8.

[zeeCFC]

Yeah, but they're all using walking frames.

And if they aren't, they will be after I'm done!

edited for head wobble

 

[HARKER]

edited for head wobble

Well. That used to be the case.

 

[thylacine60]

Now for a tincture of tenderness, but I must use only a touch, for without a touch of tenderness................ next

You can't work like this, Harks......

 

[HARKER]

You can't work like this, Harks......

True. Must settle into a good movie and hum George of the Jungle

 

[Just Kreuzing]

One RUMOUR that i did hear floating around today, was Carlton having a little chat to John Mcarthy.

Shouldn't you have posted that in the rumour thread #9, you know the one about the trade week bullshit....

 

[BLUES9898]

Port board said d motlop is training with us

 

[thylacine60]

He better ****ing not be.

 

[blues4flag]

He better ****ing not be.

 

[Stamos]

He better ****ing not be.

This

He better ****ing not be.

And this

 

[Silvagnis]

Port board said d motlop is training with us

That's one expensive witches hat.

I see it now. Brian Lake is the next O'Reilly, so we need another Sean Charles in Steven Motlop. There has to be another Craig Devonport, Andrew Eccles and Mick McGuane out there who wants to play for Carlton.

 

[Beloved]

Port board said d motlop is training with us

Awesome! We need another short, fast fella.

 

[Stamos]

On further consideration, all the boys would be on holidays now, right?
So we wouldn't be training?
So unwanted Port spuds wouldn't be training with us?

 

[Aphrodite]

Love trade week, all this hocus pocus..


When the stirring is done may I lick the spoon?

Alright I will "Of course, of course".

Now for a tincture of tenderness, but I must use only a touch, for without a touch of tenderness................ next

It might destroy me oops, too much !!!!
Better hold your breath it's starting to tick."
"Better hold my hand I'm feeling sick!"
"Hello Daddy."
"What have I done?"
"I'm Milton, your brand new son!"

 

[blues4flag]

Awesome! We need another short, fast fella.

Pity he's medium sized-ish, slowish and shit.

 

[TheRedPill]

Pity he's medium sized-ish, slowish and shit.

Can dance, though.

 

[a_shot_on_ehlo]

More detail on our Marty Clarke venture...

http://http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/sport/gws-may-on-trade-defender-marty-clarke/story-e6frg7mf-1226160666411

IN a bid to further boost its back line, Carlton is making a play for Irishman Marty Clarke, who is poised to return to the AFL from a two-year exile.
After successfully bolstering their defence last year by recruiting Nick Duigan from SANFL club Norwood and Jeremy Laidler from Geelong, the Blues are now interested in the Irish running defender.

Just as it did last year in a deal with the Gold Coast to secure Andrew Krakouer _ a previously registered AFL player with Richmond _ Collingwood will offer the Giants a draft pick, but Carlton's first-round selection is before the Pies.

Would we really swap our first rounder for something we have an abundance of in running defenders? Maybe it is purely just to get rid of Brock's contract?

 

[Wickzki]

First round pick for Marty Clarke?

 

[HARKER]

First round pick for Marty Clarke?

Some of this info is now shooting all over the place. See Trade Week thread.
Collingwood have the better deal. We won't get him.

 

[Krooooze]

FFS I'm sick of this Marty Clarke talk, we do not need him! What's the point in loading up on rebounding defenders, and as I have said numerous times, Zach Tuohy will be a better player

 

[AndyLucimitis]

FFS I'm sick of this Marty Clarke talk, we do not need him! What's the point in loading up on rebounding defenders, and as I have said numerous times, Zach Tuohy will be a better player

.. and Zach Tuohy is as hard as a cats head as well !!

 

[Aphrodite]

Forget Marty Clarke ...........

Pies give up first draft pick for Clarke

COLLINGWOOD and Richmond have all but agreed to trades with Greater Western Sydney that will see Irishman Marty Clarke return to the Magpies after a two-year absence, while the Tigers will acquire Steve Morris, the son of ex-Tiger premiership player Kevin Morris.

In a deal virtually identical to the Andrew Krakouer trade 12 months ago, the Magpies are set to give up their first draft choice, pick No. 25, and receive Clarke and youngster Jamie Elliott from the Murray Bushrangers, in return, along with a late pick, likely to be in the 60s.

Pies give up first draft pick for Clarke

 

[inyourcool]

That's a relief

 

[thylacine60]

A third Irishman might have been handy just to be sure.

 

[mickelboy182]

A third Irishman might have been handy just to be sure.

...to be sure

 

[thylacine60]

.. and Zach Tuohy is as hard as a cats head as well !!

"Don't worry, he means it in a good way".