Official Match Thread S22 Round 6: Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers @ Underground Stadium
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better late than never guys and here is to a great week with our friends the Bombers!
Halorad
The GOAT
Lets sit around the camp fire singing kumbaya and roasting marshmallows.
Halorad
The GOAT
And play soggy biscuit
Hoooops
Norm Smith Medallist
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Only if you look me right in the eyes whilst we play.
Hello Swamprats.
I still dislike you.
Ant Bear
Swamprat
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- Port Magpies, Swamprats forever,
After a lull week, SWAMPRATS IN THE NEWS is back, baby!
miggs doesn't need to use fingers anymore
THAT disguise sure fooled 'em, hey Far Kern?
sportsmaniac89 ...care to explain?
They gave me a parking ticket while I was in there, too.
Cloud_'s voice has gone up an octave or two.
Millky95 has ruined many dreams
What? It's not like it's illegal?
Is it?
Sublime just needs to relax, man
miggs doesn't need to use fingers anymore
THAT disguise sure fooled 'em, hey Far Kern?
sportsmaniac89 ...care to explain?
They gave me a parking ticket while I was in there, too.
Cloud_'s voice has gone up an octave or two.
Millky95 has ruined many dreams
What? It's not like it's illegal?
Is it?
Sublime just needs to relax, man
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Dear Swamprats,
Today I wrote you to express my disgust at the service you have treated me to.
Approximately 26 minutes ok I ordered a lamb kebab and can of coke from the somewhat dirty, sloppy local eatery via menulog. They aren't amazing and I'm sure the health inspector would find some suspect hygiene issues but a man has a hunger and most other options are closed. The only time I've visited this venue was on the way home for a late night kebab and what they call there only size of chips, 'a portion'. The individual prepared my food and I'm positive may have dripped some sweat from his brow as he slaved away. At least I assume this man was a slave as it looked like both he and his clothes had never been bathed.
While waiting to get my confirmation text message of my order I decided to check in on this thread as I'm excited for the upcoming game of qooty and wanted to love ping greet you. I had some quality banter with you, my brothers in arms jokingly stating I dislike you.
But one of you vile reptiles has responded in a most unkind manner. After making my previous post, my order was CANCELED! The 'restaurant' was unable to fulfill my order! You did this! One of you backwater sloppy mongrels is that disgusting man making kebabs and decided to bully me by ruining my supper. You have wrong,ed me sir.
I ******* hate your team for having such a villain amongst your members.
Your hungry nemesis,
Wise Guy Sam
P.s my review on your crapshack was unkind. I do not apologise for this.
Today I wrote you to express my disgust at the service you have treated me to.
Approximately 26 minutes ok I ordered a lamb kebab and can of coke from the somewhat dirty, sloppy local eatery via menulog. They aren't amazing and I'm sure the health inspector would find some suspect hygiene issues but a man has a hunger and most other options are closed. The only time I've visited this venue was on the way home for a late night kebab and what they call there only size of chips, 'a portion'. The individual prepared my food and I'm positive may have dripped some sweat from his brow as he slaved away. At least I assume this man was a slave as it looked like both he and his clothes had never been bathed.
While waiting to get my confirmation text message of my order I decided to check in on this thread as I'm excited for the upcoming game of qooty and wanted to love ping greet you. I had some quality banter with you, my brothers in arms jokingly stating I dislike you.
But one of you vile reptiles has responded in a most unkind manner. After making my previous post, my order was CANCELED! The 'restaurant' was unable to fulfill my order! You did this! One of you backwater sloppy mongrels is that disgusting man making kebabs and decided to bully me by ruining my supper. You have wrong,ed me sir.
I ******* hate your team for having such a villain amongst your members.
Your hungry nemesis,
Wise Guy Sam
P.s my review on your crapshack was unkind. I do not apologise for this.
Ant Bear
Swamprat
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Hoooops
Norm Smith Medallist
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Changed my av again dennis crumpet. I'll do more media threads to make up for it, I promise. 
Power Raid
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I'll make sure you never go hungry this week
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Moral wins are good enough as far as I'm concerned. So far the way the sim has been acting up against us, we're set for the moral premiership.
All your goat are belong to us
Power Raid
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at least by the hour
sportsmaniac89
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Damn I thought I'd gotten away with it.
Look, I got carried away by my career best game on Sunday and went hard in celebration.
The lewd act was directed at the hot ladies on the street and my first comment to them was
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??
I may have suggested a 3way as part of that lewd act.
I was going great guns until I realised I had to go to the toilet and given there was none nearby, I went there and then.
Sadly this horrified the ladies however their horror turned to laughter when they saw that I was wearing lingerie.
What can I say? Truckies are known to wear g-strings for comfort, why can't I?
The bra on the other hand.....I cannot explain
KohPhi
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Morning all.. welcome to wristy Wednesday
Far Kern
Rat
After a lull week, SWAMPRATS IN THE NEWS is back, baby!
Think of the view those joggers will get after I've won the golf day.
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