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High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Speaking of puppets you have to wonder who’s pulling the strings down at the furies because despite all the off field dramas they have managed to put together a decent season and the constant bickering hasn't derailed their challenge for the flag.
The most anticipated event since Harvey Spector’s bachelor party for Prince Harry, The rudderless Furies are on a collision course with Sin City and all self respecting SFA followers have pulled out the playbook of bullshit stories just to catch a glimpse of the debauchery.
Captains:
Apparantly It’s Wackey Tiger this week and despite no one person having the full support of the team I commend him for fronting up for the abuse each week.
How do you feel the about the Furies performance off field and on field this season? Did we make finals? If so then mission accomplished, if not then sack the captain
In recent weeks the Furies have had a form slump, what do you put this down to and will the Furies overcome it? We’ve been tanking, Swamprats were always our preferred opponent come finals time. I don’t see how we can lose this
Will the Furies become the #firsttosix this season? This is as close to a lock as I’ve ever seen. Much like the Tigers after national anthem at the 2017 Grand Final. There was no way we were losing after seeing the ridiculousness of that Crows power stance.
What would be more embarrassing?
- Richmond getting eliminated from the finals by a 9th place Carlton?
- Furies getting eliminated by a rabble in the Swamprats?
Having lived through both the loss to a 9th placed Carlton and having played under Captain 0% I don’t know I guess I’ve just come accustomed to losing under NaturalCampaigner. The 9th place loss hurt
Antbear has managed to be omnipresent this season, between media threads, season stats his hands have been in everything and on everyone
How do you feel your club has fared on and off field this season? On field, we were 1-7 and had a loss against the Gumbies on the screen until rickety noticed that he'd been played out of position, triggering a resim. We've gone WWWLWWWL since then, so we repeat that and we're in the Grand Final. From there, with ant555 onboard we have the lucky charm to salute. Off field, we've never looked better. Rookies GotTheGoodes, rickety, sataris, edgie and man of mystery Firestarter have revitalised our established stars, and we look in good shape.
Only a few weeks ago you were the worst performing side in the comp, but your fortunes turned and now you are playing finals, what does this mean to the Rats?
Our form line suggests that we will be dangerous in the major round. We haven't won a final since S20...
Will the Swamprats go all the way this season?
Of course
Will you be finally sacked if you lose this cut throat final?
Win, lose or resim, I will be resigning at the conclusion of the season. But I did last season too, and got re-elected unanimously...
Match Thread:
Both teams enjoy a good amount of banter so the game will be won or lost right here, as we all know the quality of posting determines the outcome of the sim. On one side you have the goon fuelled tiger army throwing punches, and most likely the dummy all week. Keep an eye out for the standard NaturalDisaster melts. They are legendary
Across the table the furies are a good blend youthful exuberance, wise heads and spam. Expect Rickerty to knotch up some big numbers and pweraid to dish out the likes
Last Time They Met:
Swamprats got the chocolates
Good luck to you both
There can be only one
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