Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Mount Buller Demons vs West Coast Wonders at SFA Park

[Grand Uncle Horace]

So where has my mate Callums_Guns gone?

Its Friday, this place needs some incoherent babble.

I am a bit cranky with this! I have the designated role as confusing babbler. C_G is a pale imitation. I consider him more 'bumbling burbler' than babbler.

 

[Cactus_]

Public Announcement : Public Announcement : Public Announcement

On the streets leading to the SFA stadium, barriers are already being erected for the Saturday morning Parade for the Wonders and the um ..Demons.

Seating will be provided for the younger Rookies from other teams as well as the Roys and assorted tossbags, dignitaries such as HOFs and simmers and skippers from the lesser 10 teams. It is understood every player from Oppo teams will be attending.

The weather forecast for the game is not yet determined, but tomorrow morning the sky will be clear and the conditions will be balmy (if not barmy). Appropriately enough the street will be halved in sun and shade. Wonders please note you will march down the sunny side of the street; Demons you will be on the shady side.

The parade will be led by Mobbs who will bear the Foundation Cup.

The Parade will set off at 9.00am. There may be speeches. There will certainly be some terrific food and beverages available for sale at the Wonders' Concession Stands. Word has it the Wonders have already set up three stores on the route to sell Wonders memorabilia, Sab22 replica jumpers and Ant Bear's monograph, "The joys of playing at half back."

More news as it comes in as the entire Sweet FA goes nutsoid about #WondersWeek.

Bang a gong.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Bang a gong.

Get it on

 

[Cactus_]

PG suffers from Korsakoff Syndrome.

Misdiagnosis. Actually Stolichnaya Syndrome. Very Nasty. Send flowers to NOK.

 

[DemonJim]

I’m comfortable with DemonJim up until the point he places himself in the All-SFA team at the expense of one of his teammates.

You keep nominating me. Even though last season I said don't!

 

[Callums_Guns]

So where has my mate Callums_Guns gone?

Its Friday, this place needs some incoherent babble.

Melbourne for tonight’s game

Scored some Corporate Tix

I will forget I’ve seen the babble part


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[manangatang]

You keep nominating me. Even though last season I said don't!

Because you’re worth it

 

[U2tigers]

Melbourne for tonight’s game

Scored some Corporate Tix

I will forget I’ve seen the babble part


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Go All Stars.

 

[moginie]

Get it on

T-Rex is such an ear worm.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Because you’re worth it

Urrkkhh! That brought an unpleasant revisit of my brekky.

 

[cooney]

So where has my mate Callums_Guns gone?

Its Friday, this place needs some incoherent babble.

He’s around

 

[Proper Gander]

Yeah. I’ll give it a crack. Just let me know who I’m suppose to kiss up to and who it doesn’t matter if I insult. You can buy me a beer when I knock off to say thank you. And maybe if I want a long weekend in a couple of weeks time you can return the favour?

PS. Do you have to wear a tie? If you have to wear a tie I’m out.

PPS. What exactly is it that you (pretend to) do at work? I probably need to have some idea so I know what kind of jargon I need to spout while I’m wondering around the office pretending to be busy and stressed.

Cool. No sweat.

- No tie required.
- you don’t have to do much, just slope around the office disagreeing with any suggestions.
- if anyone wants to know why you disagree, just look bad tempered and scathing and say “because ... you know ... THE LAW”
- if anyone questions you further just roll your eyes and say something along the lines of “...dude... seriously...?“

Nobody will notice the difference

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

manangatang even Ant Bear has taken a turn in a non prime position. DJ is the new AB.

DJ measure up to AB as I do to Dustin Martin.

He's a myth.

 

[manangatang]

I am a bit cranky with this! I have the designated role as confusing babbler. C_G is a pale imitation. I consider him more 'bumbling burbler' than babbler.

No. You’re the rambling ranter.

 

[philreich]

Who wants to impersonate me at work today while I go back to bed?

Reminds me of that Two Ronnies skit in a bar, when they were portrayed as identical twins. One of them tells the astonished girl at the bar, "One of the benefits of being a twin is that, if I don't feel like going to work, my brother can step in for me, and nobody would know the difference."

He goes on to add, "Another time I was driving, and I got pulled over for a minor offence - I was doing 150kph in a 60kph zone. The policeman who pulled me over starts talking to me: tempers become a little bit frayed, and it was then that I committed my second minor offence - I hit him over the head with a crowbar." (the girl's reaction is priceless)

He continues, "Well we both got 6 months for that - the policeman in hospital and me in jail. But here's where being a twin is so good: we were able to do alternate weeks in jail."

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I do like a ramble, but to date I have spared this site a 9 hour Castro like speech.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Hello friends. * off

 

[Cactus_]

Cool. No sweat.

- No tie required.
- you don’t have to do much, just slope around the office disagreeing with any suggestions.
- if anyone wants to know why you disagree, just look bad tempered and scathing and say “because ... you know ... THE LAW”
- if anyone questions you further just roll your eyes and say something along the lines of “...dude... seriously...?“

Nobody will notice the difference

Damn. I am the perfect man for this job.

So ... don’t tell me ... lemme guess. You’re a supervisor of local government infringement officers, right?

 

[manangatang]

Do you Wonders have a player called Ballarat Bulldog?

 

[U2tigers]

Do you Wonders have a player called Ballarat Bulldog?

Not sure why he was to scared to tag you BallaratBulldog , but I think he wants you for something.

 

[manangatang]

Not sure why he was to scared to tag you BallaratBulldog , but I think he want s you for something.

No I’m not talking about him.

I’m talking about Ballarat Bulldog.

 

[U2tigers]

No I’m not talking about him.

I’m talking about Ballarat Bulldog.

hmmmmmm. then I guess the answers no then.


I get easily confused.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Do you Wonders have a player called Ballarat Bulldog?

haven’t heard of him

 

[manangatang]

hmmmmmm. then I guess the answers no then.

How about Dogs105. Heard of him?

 

[U2tigers]

How about Dogs105. Heard of him?

Always thought dogs105 should have started his name with a capital, not sure why he didn't though.

I am intrigued manangatang , what are you on about.