zackah
Jobe > You
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VS
at Waverley Park (MOTR)
Do I have to follow a format for this thing? Form, odds, players to watch?
No, * that.
Welcome to the zackah round 10 match preview minnow bitches. In a move totally not related to my upcoming coup to remove Wooshette as Warriors captain due to our appalling on field performance this year I have taken over her official duties as round 10 match poster. (take over may actually be related to her current preoccupation with shagging the s**t out of Steve – godspeed good lady).
In a match preview you will come to agree is the GOAT we will discuss and set up the week’s debate about the upcoming game, the milestones within, who is making a name for themselves this year and who is struggling under the pressure and media ruors in this internetz is serious business fantasy competition.
Or I will just make this all about me and repeat the thing five more ******* times because I am a lazy campaigner and was completely s**t faced when I agreed to do this.
Hawks vs Bears preview
Bombers vs Wonders preview
Royals vs Furies preview
Demons vs Swamprats preview
Wolves vs Roys preview
Warriors vs Dragons preview
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<delete non relevant games and insert copy & paste from previous match preview as appropriate>
Prediction
I am tipping an upset/regulation win by 15 for the <insert name> here as they continue on their good form/try to bounce back from a horror start in Season 23.
<well known attention whore playing full forward> will kick six whilst <unknown flog who only posts in match threads> will continue his/her/gender neutral pronoun stunning form that looks to have all the qualities of an ALL-SFA committee melt.
TEAMSHEETS MUST BE IN BY 11:59PM THIS THURSDAY
zackah abuse/praise and s**t qooty banter <remove from Warriors thread> commence…..now