Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 3: Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at The House of Gumby

[Helen Wheels]

JobActive sent me here

Wacky found me dumpster diving out the back of the club and told me to piss off but I bonded.
First nice thing anybody ever said to me.

 

[akkaps]

Oh, goodie. The Gumbots. Who now plays for my old side?

 

[SM]

Oh, goodie. The Gumbots. Who now plays for my old side?

Welcome back.

 

[Quivorir]

Didn't even know he was gone.

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Oh, goodie. The Gumbots. Who now plays for my old side?

He's here lads

 

[Hate]

I thought I’d pop in to wish the Furies all the best this week against the Gumbies and their new “recruit.”

FYI, he thinks he can talk the talk but he doesn’t walk the walk from Dark to Dawn.

Anyway go get ‘em Furies.

Thank you for understanding our (actually, all 11 other teams) troubles and wishing us the best...

 

[Michaels]

Wtf?? Dont throw that out, who doesnt drink the bong water?

that stuff can be used as a better version of a Gatorade shower after we win

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Thank you for understanding our (actually, all 11 other teams) troubles and wishing us the best...

And you had a campaign against the premiers last season

 

[manangatang]

that stuff can be used as a better version of a Gatorade shower after we win

Golden shower?

 

[Hate]

And you had a campaign against the premiers last season

I did what?

More well wishes please sportsmaniac89 to keep me motivated.

 

[Michaels]

Golden shower?

it would be the ideal way to celebrate a win against the gumbies.

 

[SM]

I did what?

More well wishes please sportsmaniac89 to keep me motivated.

You sacrificed the integrity of the competition to suit your own short-sighted agenda, and now Cloud is picking up where you left off.

 

[Golumless]

Q

Now youve made me hungry, spam.tastes good... BRB

Oh you poor soul.

Oh, goodie. The Gumbots. Who now plays for my old side?

Wait you are still a thing?

I am ok with this.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I did what?

More well wishes please sportsmaniac89 to keep me motivated.

People seriously over estimate your organizational skills

How can you mastermind a machiavellian campaign to undermine the bombers, when you cant even remember to stock the club fridge

 

[manangatang]

People seriously over estimate your organizational skills

How can you mastermind a machiavellian campaign to undermine the bombers, when you cant even remember to stock the club fridge

Aliens mate. They’re everywhere. They have many fingers in many pies.






Mmmmmmm.... pies

 

[Hate]

You sacrificed the integrity of the competition to suit your own short-sighted agenda, and now Cloud is picking up where you left off.

sante you got any bait left?

 

[Helen Wheels]

Oh, goodie. The Gumbots. Who now plays for my old side?

They went for someone to lift the tone of the rest of the team and headhunted a crazed glutton coprophile.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Aliens mate. They’re everywhere.

You're not kidding, Tang ...

 

[MattWriting]

Good to be home Gumbies

Preseason over. Real game begins this weekend.

 

[sante]

sante you got any bait left?

This sounds too serious for me

 

[TJASTA]

And you had a campaign against the premiers last season

The first of many melts I hope.

 

[Nuffers]

it would be the ideal way to celebrate a win against the gumbies.

Wear a stinger suit.

 

[_Cayz_]

Oooh the blue dildo.

Should be a good week.

 

[akkaps]

He's here lads

I was so happy to see you delist. And then disappointment came to see you listed again. And then, I saw that it was the Gumbots that needed your services. Nothing’s changed.

 

[akkaps]

Wait you are still a thing?

I am ok with this.

You’re probably the only one I give a crap about from the team, so I accept this.