Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 3: Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium

[philreich]

It takes a special person to barrack for Freo for 20+ years and stick with them in spite of everything.

Oh well - all good things come to those who wait. Where there's a will, there's a dead body.....

 

[philreich]

Two friends: one an Englishman and the other a Pakistani, take their wives to London for a holiday:

Pom:

My missus and 'im and his missus and me
We went up to London, the wedding to see
The prince 'e drove past with 'is Dad and 'is Mum
You could see by 'is face 'e was glad that we'd come
Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly ay

Something went wrong with the taxi we took
We 'ad to drive backwards, which made people look
The taxi man didn't think much of the job
By the end of the journey, he owed us ten bob

Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly at

Pakistani:

We went and got digs at this modern hotel
With a bed and a bath, and 3 basins as well
My wife nearly perished - she really is a pain
We went for a walk, and she fell down the drain
Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly at

Pom:

My wife fell asleep in the bath t'other day
She left the tap runnin', I'm sorry to say

Pakistani:

And did all the water run over the side?

Pom:

No, luckily she sleeps with her mouth open wide
Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly at

Pakistani:

I bought this new walking stick up near Pall Mall
The only thing is, it's a little bit too tall

Pom:

Why don't you upend it, and cut orf a bit?

Pakistani:

Cos that's not the end that's too high, you great twit!!!
Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly at

Pom:

So now we're back 'ome in our village, you see
Our trip up north holds happy memories for me

Pakistani:

We're trying wife swapping at present, you see

Pom:

My wife lives with 'is wife, and I live with 'e
Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly at.​

 

[gaskin]

Two friends: one an Englishman and the other a Pakistani, take their wives to London for a holiday:

Pom:

My missus and 'im and his missus and me
We went up to London, the wedding to see
The prince 'e drove past with 'is Dad and 'is Mum
You could see by 'is face 'e was glad that we'd come
Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly ay

Something went wrong with the taxi we took
We 'ad to drive backwards, which made people look
The taxi man didn't think much of the job
By the end of the journey, he owed us ten bob

Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly at

Pakistani:

We went and got digs at this modern hotel
With a bed and a bath, and 3 basins as well
My wife nearly perished - she really is a pain
We went for a walk, and she fell down the drain
Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly at

Pom:

My wife fell asleep in the bath t'other day
She left the tap runnin', I'm sorry to say

Pakistani:

And did all the water run over the side?

Pom:

No, luckily she sleeps with her mouth open wide
Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly at

Pakistani:

I bought this new walking stick up near Pall Mall
The only thing is, it's a little bit too tall

Pom:

Why don't you upend it, and cut orf a bit?

Pakistani:

Cos that's not the end that's too high, you great twit!!!
Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly at

Pom:

So now we're back 'ome in our village, you see
Our trip up north holds happy memories for me

Pakistani:

We're trying wife swapping at present, you see

Pom:

My wife lives with 'is wife, and I live with 'e
Singin' tooraly ooraly ooraly at.​

tl;dr?

 

[Ant Bear]

tl;dr?

We're trying wife swapping

 

[Dingster]

And here was wondering what to do on a Friday night.

 

[Ant Bear]

Bertie Beetles are grossly underated.

I wish they stocked them at supernarkets.

Is this you, ShaunDuggan?

 

[Dingster]

Is this you, ShaunDuggan?

I hope one is for me!

 

[Ant Bear]

vending machine guy was doing his thing while I was in the lunch room and boom free Aero bar for Duggan.

...which you upgraded to a Chokito amirite?

 

[Ant Bear]

Clearly!...

Guess you couldn’t find a spare minute for me. Too busy with your whores and your skanks! Make you feel good, does it?! Feel like a big man?!

I slave and toil to give you a nice home, but do you notice?! Nooooooo!

But who holds you when your “dark passenger” visits?! Me! That’s who! Who wipes away your tears?! Me, that’s who!

Oh! I’m such an idiot, thinking you’d change. My mother was right about you!

Coach, Mrs Coach has been using your account while you were on the crapper.

 

[Ant Bear]

“Hey, I’m a really good looking vampire”

“Hey I’m a buff ware wolf”

“Let’s fight over this very unattractive, malnourished pasty looking girl, with no boobs”

That "girl" sounds like Dingster

 

[Ant Bear]

BEEG'S gone into full Power Raid mode!

Nah, Power Raid doesn't discriminate.

#likesforall

 

[miggs]

miggs

??

Depends what I’m rating you on to be fair.

As a qooty player I’ve seen better.

But as a lover... BOY OH BOY WOWWEEEEE

 

[Dingster]

That "girl" sounds like Dingster

Yet desirable.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Is this you, ShaunDuggan?

Pretty sure this fella sold em all then bought New Zealand.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Oh well - all good things come to those who wait. Where there's a will, there's a dead body.....

Well that's a bit harsh. I mean, I'm not 6ft under just yet......Freo might send me to that early grave though

Pretty sure this fella sold em all then bought New Zealand.

And still had change left over after that.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Depends what I’m rating you on to be fair.

As a qooty player I’ve seen better.

But as a lover... BOY OH BOY WOWWEEEEE

Phew. Thought you didn't rate me. Was going to give up on life if so.

 

[TheCoach16]

Pollywaffles

KohPhi, I tend to agree with you on most things, but the Pollywaffle was awful...

A tiny amount of stale, dried out marshmallow, inside a flaccid hollow wafer chocolate bar, that bared an uncanny resemblance to a turd...



Not you. The Pollywaffle.

 

[TheCoach16]

Coach, Mrs Coach has been using your account while you were on the crapper.

It must’ve been when I took the dog for a walk...

When I’m on the “crapper”, I take my phone with me, to chat with you guys

 

[GotTheGoodes]

It must’ve been when I took the dog for a walk...

When I’m on the “crapper”, I take my phone with me, to chat with you guys

No shit!?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Is this you, ShaunDuggan?

The chick giving the thumbs up??

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

It must’ve been when I took the dog for a walk...

When I’m on the “crapper”, I take my phone with me, to chat with you guys

This, Coach, is very funny.

Remember that time at Dumplings I took your phone to the toilet with me and when you got home there were some 'surprise' photos for you and Mrs Coach?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Depends what I’m rating you on to be fair.

As a qooty player I’ve seen better.

But as a lover... BOY OH BOY WOWWEEEEE

Big Pearl Jam fan???

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Big Pearl Jam fan???

Stalker creep alert!!

I'm sure there's a gif for that....

 

[GotTheGoodes]

So this thread took about 2 mins to load... Looks like BF have reverted to dial up!

 

[Ant Bear]

AFLX broke BigFooty and I for one will never forgive it