Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 3: Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium

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How did I slip through then?
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For this "intriguing" matchup we see a club who after a historic back to back premiership (seriously, what the **** did we do wrong in the world to deserve a back to back premiership going to the Bombers) lurching from disaster to disaster, first with the very unfortunate nuking* of their captain to the sacking of Dawn to Dark, a key component of their S23, and S24 side. Compared to their opponents who are still existing I guess, come on Ant Bear be a team player and backstab another teammate.

In terms of simulated form, the Bombers have won one game, whilst the Rats are showing off the prowess that won them the spoon in S24, and are yet to win a game. To go more in depth the Bombers rank 9th in offensive prowess at 191 points, and tied 7th for defense, however unfortunately for all of us this is a team that's been there and done that. Swamprats on the other hand claim a slight victory in defense being 6th overall (and 1 point less than the Bombers/Gumbies), however boast the 2nd worst offense in the league.

Players to watch:

Bombers:
nahnah: Whilst he must be regretting jumping on what is now a sinking ship, this kid can be a classy operator. I look forward to him being the thing that causes the Hawks to collapse next season.
LicoriceAllsorts: Whilst most likely down in the dumps over losing his hero, LA has at least two premierships to his name and can be a gun qootballer.

Swamprats:
Better for all involved to just ignore them.

Tip:
Bombers by eleventy hundred.

Captains please post your team sheet with "Official Team Sheet" somewhere in the post before 11:59pm Thursday.


* I really want to stress that I totally didn't get a lot of kicks out of Haro being nuked, honest
You were out by eleventy hundred and 23 - just saying. How do you fare with lotto numbers? :p
 
You were out by eleventy hundred and 23 - just saying. How do you fare with lotto numbers? :p

A little bit better, usually only 44 out.
 

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