Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 4: Gumbies FFC v West Coast Wonders @ The House of Gumby

[Elton Johns Wig]

If any orders any merlot I’m leaving. I’m not drinking any ******* Merlot!

Somebody gets it, thank *

 

[Wojcinski]

Calling someone a relative nobody only works when your a somebody (which I can guarantee you, you're not). Else it is throwing a lot of stones in a glass house.

My dick is a lot bigger than yours

 

[haydo]

And to think you were my protege...

Pray I never get my hands on time travel after that effort.



I reached much higher heights then going premature about a lead in the Fred. I am the only captain to have kicked 5 goals+ in a grand final after all

It's no premature mate, I'm already 5 goals in front (could even say it's a week in front of the next best forward)

I also have the title of the first goal scorer of this historic 25th season we're having

 

[Wojcinski]

Calling someone a relative nobody only works when your a somebody (which I can guarantee you, you're not). Else it is throwing a lot of stones in a glass house.

My dad could beat up your dad

 

[Jade]

This is a disgusting joke. How dare you carry on with a made up gender.

There are only 58 genders. Please show some respect!!!!!

• Agender
• Androgyne
• Androgynous
• Bigender
• Cis
• Cisgender
• Cis Female
• Cis Male
• Cis Man
• Cis Woman
• Cisgender Female
• Cisgender Male
• Cisgender Man
• Cisgender Woman
• Female to Male
• FTM
• Gender Fluid
• Gender Nonconforming
• Gender Questioning
• Gender Variant
• Genderqueer
• Intersex
• Male to Female
• MTF
• Neither
• Neutrois
• Non-binary
• Other
• Pangender
• Trans
• Trans*
• Trans Female
• Trans* Female
• Trans Male
• Trans* Male
• Trans Man
• Trans* Man
• Trans Person
• Trans* Person
• Trans Woman
• Trans* Woman
• Transfeminine
• Transgender
• Transgender Female
• Transgender Male
• Transgender Man
• Transgender Person
• Transgender Woman
• Transmasculine
• Transsexual
• Transsexual Female
• Transsexual Male
• Transsexual Man
• Transsexual Person
• Transsexual Woman
• Two-Spirit

Jade is terrified... and strangely aroused.

 

[haydo]

Golumless, I can turn around the Gumbies and make them great again, just like I did for the Wonders. Would you like my help?

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Nice to see you're still around.

I'm confident we'll be above 0% for the season after this week.

Always will be.

Well I'm sure you can't do worse than the Furies streak but that's true one week you will get it! Maybe 5 weeks later.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Nice to see you're still around.

I'm confident we'll be above 0% for the season after this week.

Not this week.

Maybe next week... Or the week after that.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

hoooooo boy, the 'ol Golly-Wonders shitfest sure is exhilarating. Who didn't screw who, who was the third wheel, unrequited? I'm sure by the end of the week I'll have it sussed.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Jade is terrified... and strangely aroused.

Nothing to be scared of, one day you will stop this meat popsicle nonsense and work out which 58 of the real genders you are and which you are attracted too. I won't look at or treat you any different.

 

[Jade]

Nothing to be scared of, one day you will stop this meat popsicle nonsense and work out which 58 of the real genders you are and which you are attracted too. I won't look at you any different.

Jade suspects after this week, you'll be attracted to Jade.

 

[JT_the_Man]

hoooooo boy, the 'ol Golly-Wonders shitfest sure is exhilarating. Who didn't screw who, who was the third wheel, unrequited? I'm sure by the end of the week I'll have it sussed.

All I know is that I'm the reason we won the flag in S21... I kicked plenty of match winning goals that season.

 

[Golumless]

It's no premature mate, I'm already 5 goals in front (could even say it's a week in front of the next best forward)

I also have the title of the first goal scorer of this historic 25th season we're having

Aren't you a little go-getter. Unfortunately you don't get a badge for being in front of everyone after round 3.

Congratulations for achieving the equivalent of being the first person to kick a goal in the AFLX, I'm proud of you.

Golumless, I can turn around the Gumbies and make them great again, just like I did for the Wonders. Would you like my help?

Dude there are nasal sprays for how early you are going off.

Congratulations that the Wonders are finally showing something outside of just being a forgettable, irrelevant club for the first time since you took over; it's been 3 weeks though.

Always will be.

Well I'm sure you can't do worse than the Furies streak but that's true one week you will get it! Maybe 5 weeks later.

Not this week.

Maybe next week... Or the week after that.

Can guarantee we are winning this week. I have contacts in the simming fraternity and have done the required blood sacrifices to get the sim to love me.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

hoooooo boy, the 'ol Golly-Wonders shitfest sure is exhilarating. Who didn't screw who, who was the third wheel, unrequited? I'm sure by the end of the week I'll have it sussed.

Find out on the next episode of dragon Ball Z

 

[haydo]

Aren't you a little go-getter. Unfortunately you don't get a badge for being in front of everyone after round 3.

Congratulations for achieving the equivalent of being the first person to kick a goal in the AFLX, I'm proud of you.



Dude there are nasal sprays for how early you are going off.

Congratulations that the Wonders are finally showing something outside of just being a forgettable, irrelevant club for the first time since you took over; it's been 3 weeks though.





Can guarantee we are winning this week. I have contacts in the simming fraternity and have done the required blood sacrifices to get the sim to love me.

I'll reply to you in the morning. I have a 14 hour trip back to Victoria tomorrow. Until we meet again, s**t for brains

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The irony of the Gumbies slagging off the Dragons is not lost on me.

 

[Golumless]

I'll reply to you in the morning. I have a 14 hour trip back to Victoria tomorrow. Until we meet again, s**t for brains

Oh I'll be sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for that reply.

 

[Golumless]

The irony of the Gumbies slagging off the Dragons is not lost on me.

It has to be said, you really don't do a campaigner persona well.

 

[Jade]

I'll reply to you in the morning. I have a 14 hour trip back to Victoria tomorrow. Until we meet again, s**t for brains

Unless you're currently in Vladivostok you're doing it wrong.

 

[hotkorma]

The irony of the Gumbies slagging off the Dragons is not lost on me.

How about the ironing though?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

It has to be said, you really don't do a campaigner persona well.

How can someone so Gormless be so smug?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

How about the ironing though?

I've got plenty, you free?

 

[hotkorma]

I've got plenty, you free?

Sure bring them over. I just had a steak so my Fe levels are good to go.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The Gumbies rookies are their clear highlight. Which is both refreshing and disappointing.

inb4 they say the Wonders have none

Really.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

How long is a piece of string?

I could babble for ages. My opinion only, Australia only



Shiraz - McLaren Vale, Barossa, Heathcote, Great Southern
Cabernet - Coonawarra, Margaret River
Merlot - GET OUT!!
Pinot Noir - Tasmania, Yarra Valley

Chardonnay - Tasmania, Yarra Valley, Margaret River
Riesling - Canberra (really!!), Clare Valley, Eden Valley, Mt Barker
Sauv Blanc (do I have to?) - Tasmania, Adelaide Hills


There is a start.

I'll let you know my measuring tape is long enough (or in other words, yammer away!)

Cheers for those locations! I think I can get a good estimate on temperatures (though pH of soil is another matter). You weren't getting with those Cabernets.

So, for the absolute wine noob, aside from Sideways (not bad, that movie), what's the problem with Merlot?