Official Match Thread Season 26, Round 7: Gold City Royals vs Coney Island Warriors @ The Golden Throne

[fumbler]

I forgot there was at least one person at the Royals now without a stick up their arse, how have you settled in fumbles…good to see they haven't turned you into 'quality' yet.

No no that’s been told wrong, I am the only Royal with a stick up their arse....

I’m quality in stereophonic.

That's what I meant. Sterge has rocketed up in my estimations recently. Some fantastic threads.

Unfortunately, the once fit and firing Blacky has turned into Fat Elvis. A bloated, grotesque, unfunny shell of himself - everything Sterge used to be.

Peanut butter jelly Elvis was the best

 

[Frankston Rover]

Dying on the toilet.

 

[Wosh]

“Sex for starters” sounds about right.

We dont bring rookies in every season for nothing, high acheivers become bored easily.

 

[Wosh]

No no that’s been told wrong, I am the only Royal with a stick up their arse....

I’m quality in stereophonic.

Besides _Cayz_ you were probably my favourite person to be in committee with

 

[Blacky]

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Editing posts because you have no retort to what was actually said.

How the non mighty have fallen.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Editing posts because you have no retort to what was actually said.

How the non mighty have fallen.

Haha, you wrote nothing of note to start with. At least Nakia taught you something before he left you...

#fatelvis

 

[Wosh]

Why do people keep blabbering on about the Royals being inactive and desperate? You guys come up in every conversation of teams that are struggling...is it true or just because the new SFA considers anything less than a 50 page match thread a failure?

 

[Blacky]

Why do people keep blabbering on about the Royals being inactive and desperate? You guys come up in every conversation of teams that are struggling...is it true or just because the new SFA considers anything less than a 50 page match thread a failure?

That’s right Woosh. The “top contributors” button is a blight on the league.

Many match threads have become general discussion.

What is everyone having for dinner?

 

[candiehappy]

What is everyone having for dinner?

sex for starters

 

[Wosh]

That’s right Woosh. The “top contributors” button is a blight on the league.

Many match threads have become general discussion.

What is everyone having for dinner?

Totally agree, some teams ride the TC thread harder than the whore tree after a 6 game streak.

 

[CakeEater]

No no that’s been told wrong, I am the only Royal with a stick up their arse....

I’m quality in stereophonic.



Peanut butter jelly Elvis was the best

That’s actually not true at present.

I have a rod supporting me to walk.

 

[CakeEater]

Why do people keep blabbering on about the Royals being inactive and desperate? You guys come up in every conversation of teams that are struggling...is it true or just because the new SFA considers anything less than a 50 page match thread a failure?

I don’t often agree with you Woosh but the inane nature of some teams contributions bores me to tears.

 

[SunshineBoy]

One one leg we will pistol whip these pussies

 

[Wosh]

I don’t often agree with you Woosh but the inane nature of some teams contributions bores me to tears.

Outside of the SFA you always agree with me and love me like a mother.

That’s actually not true at present.

I have a rod supporting me to walk.

I call it a stick but rod will do.

 

[SunshineBoy]

That’s right Woosh. The “top contributors” button is a blight on the league.

Many match threads have become general discussion.

What is everyone having for dinner?

 

[Blacky]

One one leg we will pistol whip these pussies

Ouch mate.

Seems most of our list is struggling to walk more than Joe after an afternoon at the whore tree

 

[SunshineBoy]

Ouch mate.

Seems most of our list is struggling to walk more than Joe after an afternoon at the whore tree

Yeah it’s got me laced up for a while, should be right for the game though

Got some really good drugs

 

[Wosh]

One one leg we will pistol whip these pussies

You have a pistol, can I borrow it? We are playing NaturalDisaster Sterge and some of the worst s**t truck posters in the SFA next week.

 

[SunshineBoy]

You have a pistol, can I borrow it? We are playing NaturalDisaster Sterge and some of the worst s**t truck posters in the SFA next week.

Won’t need it for Sterge or NaturalDisaster mate I got a rising star against that lot and that was before I had the knee fixed

 

[Wosh]

Won’t need it for Sterge or NaturalDisaster mate I got a rising star against that lot and that was before I had the knee fixed

Sorry to tell you but there’s no ‘rising star’ here mate
Just a wank started by a bunch of rookies trying to bignote themselves.

 

[SunshineBoy]

Sorry to tell you but there’s no ‘rising star’ here mate
Just a wank started by a bunch of rookies trying to bignote themselves.

Awsome and i had my hopes up, already spent the money

 

[Blacky]

Awsome and i had my hopes up, already spent the money

Bought a new knee and everything.

 

[CakeEater]

Outside of the SFA you always agree with me and love me like a mother.

I call it a stick but rod will do.

Sometimes I agree with you, can’t get on board the grah conversation though

I do have a metal rod inside my leg.

Good fun- I’ve spent the week doing rehab to make sure I’m cherry ripe for the match.

 

[SunshineBoy]

Bought a new knee and everything.

Yep

 

[candiehappy]

on a Cats podcast Cameron Ling was telling a story of a footy trip where he took on the challenge to eat 20 cheeseburgers and 50 nuggets. Got the 20 burgers down, only made it to 30 nuggets.

His big mistake was having dinner before hand.