Official Match Thread Season 27 Second Semi Final - Gumbies FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at The House of Gumby (MOTR)

[Test Tickle]

Our girls have never been so ready for today.
Tandy where are you at with this stunna, have you reached first base yet?

 

[Test Tickle]

I have some great news Bears.

I have been told if we win today, not only will Turbo and Baz be joining us in the showers, but also the Las Vegas Bears cheer leaders will also be joining us.

 

[Barrybran]

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I have some great news Bears.

I have been told if we win today, not only will Turbo and Baz be joining us in the showers, but also the Las Vegas Bears cheer leaders will also be joining us.

When did they stop showering with the team?

 

[Test Tickle]

When did they stop showering with the team?

I believe swimwear is optional today.

 

[Barrybran]

I believe swimwear is optional today.

Sweet

Spoiler: NSFMWPP

 

[Tandy]

Our girls have never been so ready for today.
Tandy where are you at with this stunna, have you reached first base yet?

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Hey Testie I can report that Cassie and myself have gone on our second date. We had it at Tickle's Strip Club. That was easiest as she had just finished her shift there. I had calamari rings and chips and she had the Its Manbearpig special

 

[Test Tickle]

Just remember I'll be the one at the bottom of the pack

I'm calling bullshit, i have never seen you get a hard ball Baz, you skirt around the outside of the pack like a sheepdog, while guys like Tandy and Matera92 are in getting the hard nut.

 

[Barrybran]

Hey Testie I can report that Cassie and myself have gone on our second date. We had it at Tickle's Strip Club. That was easiest as she had just finished her shift there. I had calamari rings and chips and she had the Its Manbearpig special

I always had a good time at Tickles. The no touching policy is confusing though. Why would a club called Tickles not allow tickles?

I'm calling ********, i have never seen you get a hard ball Baz, you skirt around the outside of the pack like a sheepdog, while guys like Tandy and Matera92 are in getting the hard nut.

That was when I played wing. I'm in the centre now, brother!

 

[Test Tickle]

That was when I played wing. I'm in the centre now, brother!

Even better in the guts, MWPP will absolutely towel you up today, she is in white hot form!

 

[Firestarter]

So... what happened with the Gummies lineup?

 

[Barrybran]

Even better in the guts, MWPP will absolutely towel you up today, she is in white hot form!

I've played like s**t all season. I'm due for a good one.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

MBP gonna do what MBP do.

 

[Tandy]

I always had a good time at Tickles. The no touching policy is confusing though. Why would a club called Tickles not allow tickles?

I've always wondered that. It could be from the great Doctor Gero debacle on opening night last season. Lets just say things got a bit 'grabby' that night. Not that the girls were complaining, the Docs a smooth operator! I think others were just a bit jealous that they weren't given the same allowances

 

[Barrybran]

So... what happened with the Gummies lineup?

What do you mean what happened with it?

 

[Firestarter]

What do you mean what happened with it?

It's not in the Team Submission thread unless I blocked someone.

 

[Barrybran]

It's not in the Team Submission thread unless I blocked someone.

It's there

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

So... what happened with the Gummies lineup?

You won’t believe me, but it actually improved.

 

[Tandy]

You won’t believe me, but it actually improved.

Didn't know Barrybran could play 18 positions simultaneously

 

[Test Tickle]

MBP gonna do what MBP do.

MBP kick lot of goals, that what MBP do.

 

[Barrybran]

Didn't know Barrybran could play 18 positions simultaneously

Mate, I'm trying to emulate Gumbies legend, Uncle Leo, who not only played all 18 positions a few weeks ago but also occupied both bench seats as well. I've got a long way to go to match that kind of presence.

 

[Dav]

Game dayyyyyyyyy

 

[haydo]

Bear killing day

 

[Test Tickle]

Bear killing day

HOW DARE YOU!

 

[Tandy]

Mate, I'm trying to emulate Gumbies legend, Uncle Leo, who not only played all 18 positions a few weeks ago but also occupied both bench seats as well. I've got a long way to go to match that kind of presence.

So you're the second best gumbie of all time! That comes as no surprise, your qooty skills are off the charts. You might think about joining recently appointed captain AceAndy at the Dragons?

 

[Dav]

When the big Fizzler is up and running, few can stop him. Been an absolute revelation since moving to the forward line and allows JoshWoodenSpoon to play his role at full back unimpeded.