Official Match Thread Season 29 | Round 3 | Gumbies FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ The House of Gumby

[Far Kern]

I am back you bastards and I am captain again.

I dare any one of you.

 

[Barrybran]

Am I doing it right?

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Most people request nudes. You request an entire ******* country!

 

[Far Kern]

Most people request nudes. You request an entire ******* country!

LOL

 

[StFly]

Most people request nudes. You request an entire ******* country!

Doing it right then, saves on the ring if you've got a labour source and minerals.

 

[akkaps]

Bbabe u so betifual show me vagine

Are you vergine?
show bobs and vagene.

hahahah.

 

[akkaps]

I am back you bastards and I am captain again.

I dare any one of you.

Far Kern to philreich and SarahSmiles right now:

 

[Jivlain]

I am back you bastards and I am captain again.

I dare any one of you.

Far Kern Hell...

 

[Far Kern]

I am the Rats Captain akkaps

Some completely ****ed up s**t stood in my way for a bit.

Would you stand with me in front of fire?

 

[MWPP]

Parents are like find your own wife, I’m like I don’t know how to talk to girls.

Online dating‘s your friend

 

[Far Kern]

Online dating‘s your friend

Have you faced fire?

 

[akkaps]

I am the Rats Captain akkaps

Some completely f’ed up s**t stood in my way for a bit.

Would you stand with me in front of fire?

I will do the best I can.

 

[akkaps]

Online dating‘s your friend

Bumble?
Tinder?
Shaadi.com?
DilMil?
JeevanSaathi?

 

[Taylor]

Has any person ever said no?

I've never been turned down, but that's not a fair fight

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Hi everyone.

You might consider this a welcome or a warning, I couldn’t give a s**t.

Guess who the new Rat Captain is:

ME

As it ******* should be.

UP YOURS

Far Kern last season: I hate being captain. I don't want to be the captain. SarahSmiles will take over as captain ASAP
Far Kern this season: I'M THE CAPTAIN MOTHER*erS!
Welcome back buddy!

 

[Far Kern]

Far Kern last season: I hate being captain. I don't want to be the captain. SarahSmiles will take over as captain ASAP
Far Kern this season: I'M THE CAPTAIN MOTHERf***erS!
Welcome back buddy!

You suck.

I am the captain of this team.

 

[TalkingFootyNow1223]

Beer to a good night out is like period to a vagine.. messy and noone is enjoying it..

 

[beez]

Happy Valentine's Day. Remember that tonight any hole's a goal.

 

[beez]

But some holes are better than others...

 

[akkaps]

It’s either blue balls or balls deep

 

[GWS Goose]

Parents are like find your own wife, I’m like I don’t know how to talk to girls.

Another tip from the old bloke.

Talking to a girl you like is like talking to everyone else. Don't try to hard. The best pick up line is simply, "hi, how are you", but don't make it a pick up line at all, make it about meeting new people. Start lots of conversations with all sorts of people and you will meet lots of people you like. that is how to find someone compatible for you.

 

[GWS Goose]

Very serious tone tonight overall. My night was terrific btw.

 

[beez]

It’s either blue balls or balls deep

I'll be the latter come Sunday.

 

[jackster83]

Hi everyone.

You might consider this a welcome or a warning, I couldn’t give a s**t.

Guess who the new Rat Captain is:

ME

As it ******* should be.

UP YOURS

 

[philreich]

Another tip from the old bloke.

Talking to a girl you like is like talking to everyone else. Don't try to hard. The best pick up line is simply, "hi, how are you", but don't make it a pick up line at all, make it about meeting new people. Start lots of conversations with all sorts of people and you will meet lots of people you like. that is how to find someone compatible for you.

Yeah I didn't ask my missus, "How would you like to go halves in a baby?" until the second date. You can't rush these things, or you may scare her off .

 

[Brick Loosener]

I am back you bastards and I am captain again.

I dare any one of you.

I assume its an symbolic appointment so good for you.