Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 13: Gumbies FFC v Sin City Swamprats at House of Gumby [MOTR]

[Falconista]

Surely no one else is going so bad that they forgot to learn one simple lesson...

It's the English way.
They can no longer steal artefacts from Colonised nations so have to resort to stealing runs.

 

[Mop]

It's the English way.
They can no longer steal artefacts from Colonised nations so have to resort to stealing runs.

That’s the cricketing equivalent of getting shipwrecked in the shallows

 

[Falconista]

That’s the cricketing equivalent of getting shipwrecked in the shallows

GREAT analogy!

 

[cats_09]

It's the English way.
They can no longer steal artefacts from Colonised nations so have to resort to stealing runs.

And it's good to see that Piers is over the bitterness he showed during The Ashes

 

[Mop]

And it's good to see that Piers is over the bitterness he showed during The Ashes

Dude is a walking punching bag

 

[beez]

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Are some of my old Gumbies teammates on leave or something?
Never seen them so quiet!

 

[okeydoke7]

And it's good to see that Piers is over the bitterness he showed during The Ashes

I hate your username

 

[cats_09]

I hate your username

 

[jackster83]

Happy Friday all!

 

[Chat Pile]

Are some of my old Gumbies teammates on leave or something?
Never seen them so quiet!

Scoreboard.

 

[Falconista]

Are some of my old Gumbies teammates on leave or something?
Never seen them so quiet!

If you'd like, I can dig into my bad joke repository. For example:

Why do injured rats like living in the city? It's full of re-tail stores.

 

[jackster83]

If you'd like, I can dig into my bad joke repository. For example:

Why do injured rats like living in the city? It's full of re-tail stores.

I was going to say because of strip clubs and bars, but that works too.

 

[Falconista]

I was going to say because of strip clubs and bars, but that works too.

You don't need to be in a city for bars.

 

[jackster83]

You don't need to be in a city for bars.

If you want fancy cocktails you do.

paraaaa and RPCB only drink espresso Martini's.

 

[Falconista]

If you want fancy cocktails you do.

paraaaa and RPCB only drink espresso Martini's.

As a Dongara barman once said to me and my mate (in jest): "You can order whatever fancy drink you want. Just don't expect anything more exotic than a Wild Turkey and Pepsi Max, in reality."

 

[philreich]

England's cricket World Cup campaign is going about as well as the OOB's season.

Except they haven't lost any points yet......

 

[philreich]

And it's good to see that Piers is over the bitterness he showed during The Ashes

Interesting that Piers fails to mention the fact that Bairstow himself attempted to do the same thing to Labuschagne a couple of days earlier - obviously it's only bad when those cheating Australians do it.

 

[Mop]

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Make it 16, beeman

 

[jackster83]

Except they haven't lost any points yet......

I did laugh at this one...

 

[nobbyiscool]

These threads are bloody hard to access on your phone!

I haven't really had access to the laptop all week - moving house and no internet yet, I was in Sydney for a few days and didn't take it... We've gotta do something about that.

Ironically, the factors that have made me cranky and really unwell at the moment - exhaustion, vomiting, diarrhoea - make me primed for a game of Qooty on Sunday.

I'm surprised I'm still on the wing though, I've been dogshit since moving there

 

[Falconista]

These threads are bloody hard to access on your phone!

I haven't really had access to the laptop all week - moving house and no internet yet, I was in Sydney for a few days and didn't take it... We've gotta do something about that.

Ironically, the factors that have made me cranky and really unwell at the moment - exhaustion, vomiting, diarrhoea - make me primed for a game of Qooty on Sunday.

I'm surprised I'm still on the wing though, I've been dogshit since moving there

May your health perk up soon, bud. In the meantime, locking you in for 25 possies and 2 goals to channel your moving frustrations.

 

[philreich]

Just saw a sign:

DON'T CROSS THIS FIELD UNLESS YOU CAN DO IT IN 9 SECONDS - BECAUSE THE BULL CAN DO IT IN 10!

 

[beez]

Make it 16, beeman

Okily dokily.

16 pinches
16 punches
16 trips
16 head dunks in the mud
16 hair pulls
16 squirrel grips

Man, I'm gonna be busy tomorrow.

 

[cats_09]

And the Australian Cricket team is still living rent free in Piers head