Media Season 31 Sweet FA Salary Caps

[Muddiemoose]

i slept in a dumpster, do the math dickhead

Could of been a really expensive dumpster tbf

 

[Cadsky]

i slept in a dumpster, do the math dickhead

You can afford your own dumpster? Will have to have a chat to Bastyy about this!

 

[Marlowe]

You'll dig this too... we literally just binged AD S1-3 finishing on Friday in time to watch Black Widow last night. Yes ok you can move in.

 

[GWS Goose]

My wife is mad though but these things must be.

Reminds me of the whole "Hall pass conversation"
Mrs Goose went first and nominated George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey.
I nominated Jenny from 2 doors up and Michelle from marketing.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Needn't bother with Baghdad. We are so far over it resembles the Elliot years.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Reminds me of the whole "Hall pass conversation"
Mrs Goose went first and nominated George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey.
I nominated Jenny from 2 doors up and Michelle from marketing.

Genius although it would be funny if you got home one day to find out Clooney has just bought that nice three bedroom over the road.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Needn't bother with Baghdad. We are so far over it resembles the Elliot years.

Well you do have 34 players. And are probably still paying out Wayne's five year deal.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Well you do have 34 players. And are probably still paying out Wayne's five year deal.

Money well spent with Wayne. Visy sorts out the peripherals.

 

[GWS Goose]

Genius although it would be funny if you got home one day to find out Clooney has just bought that nice three bedroom over the road.

I'd be over the moon.
Imagine being able to say you pulled a chick who pulled George Clooney.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Money well spent with Wayne. Visy sorts out the peripherals.

More cardboard boxes than he can throw an ellipsis at.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'd be over the moon.
Imagine being able to say you pulled a chick who pulled George Clooney.

Fine, now I have to go and harass Stacy Keibler.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Fine, now I have to go and harass Stacy Keibler.

Tell her you know BLUEALLTHRU. She'll bend over backwards.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Tell her you know BLUEALLTHRU. She'll bend over backwards.

Those legs are so long she may bend over twice.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Those legs are so long she may bend over twice.

I see absolutely no issue with that.

 

[Supersuns]

Fine, now I have to go and harass Stacy Keibler.

What. A. WOMEN

 

[Kilroy]

Off the books from Season 30 are WaynesWorld19's and the player-formerly-known-as-cadsky exobohrent salaries. The extra $1.4 million there is used to pay for the the inseparable former Roys duo BLUEALLTHRU and RobR.

Club legend KohPhi's $300,000 pay cut lines the pockets of captain Antonio BlueVein.

The rest of the Season 31 salary cap increase is used to sign The Jesus and pay star midfielder Kilroy what his rookie season was worth.

Santoz's shock delisting provides the Bombers plenty of interesting opportunities going forward in Season 32.

Any money earmarked for me might be better spent tryin’a keep Pugsley

His Mobbs Medal just blew his worth out.

Just sayin’.