Official Match Thread Season 34 Round 1: Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Gumbies FFC at Spotswood Oval

[MC Bad Genius]

1 : 9.38 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
1 : 9.45 {lW} - Rodney Dangerfield sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 9.48 {rHFF} - He sends the ball to Sky.
1 : 9.52 {rHFF} - He can't hold it.
1 : 9.55 {lHBF} - A bit of space for Heisenberg_ to utilise.
1 : 9.59 {C} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Elton Johns Wig to mark.
1 : 10.03 {C} - Elton Johns Wig can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 10.07 {C} - beez scoops up the ball.
1 : 10.11 {rHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Sky.
1 : 10.13 {rHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 10.17 {rHFF} - Sky picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 10.22 {CHF} - A slick handpass goes to NSWCROW.
1 : 10.25 {CHF} - NSWCROW didn't see that tackle coming from Nunez.
1 : 10.28 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is The Cryptkeeper.
1 : 10.32 {lW} - His kick is towards The Jesus.
1 : 10.36 {lW} - The ball drops short of The Jesus.
1 : 10.4 {lW} - Now The Jesus has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.42 {rHFF} - A kick towards Hoos territory.
1 : 10.46 {rHFF} - Hoos takes a strong mark.
1 : 10.5 {rHFF} - Hoos has possession.
1 : 10.54 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 10.56 {rFP} - Hoos's taken another bounce.
1 : 11.01 {rFP} - A chance now for Hoos who kicks at goal.
1 : 11.04 {rFP} - Hoos boots it through and lets rye know all about it.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 3.0.18
Gumbies FFC : 0.0.0

Uh-oh. This is already starting to look a bit ominous for the Gumbies. LOVE IT!!!

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[MC Bad Genius]

1 : 11.52 {FB} - Grimesy87 takes off.
1 : 11.56 {rHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 11.58 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 12.03 {rHBF} - The Foolback looks downfield.
1 : 12.06 {rHBF} - The Foolback has time to take a bounce.
1 : 12.1 {rHBF} - Flicks it to DenieD.
1 : 12.13 {rHBF} - Handballs to The Foolback.
1 : 12.17 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards rye.
1 : 12.21 {lHBF} - rye gets too far under the ball.
1 : 12.25 {rHFF} - Hoos has a paddock.
1 : 12.27 {FF} - He looks for Bonz.
1 : 12.31 {FF} - Bonz and Falconista both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 12.36 {FF} - Bonz has possession.
1 : 12.4 {FF} - I believe a change is about to occur.
1 : 12.41 - <<< BRAB is trading places with Fleabane >>>
1 : 12.5 {FF} - Bonz sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 12.54 {FF} - Bonz nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 12.58 {FF} - A quick snap from Bonz.
1 : 13 {FF} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 4.1.25
Gumbies FFC : 0.0.0

Unbelievable indeed, Bonz! Tearing this first quarter apart and settling any of the nerves your fellow Old Boys might have had coming into this game. BRIN ON SEASON 34!!!

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[MC Bad Genius]

1 : 18.46 {FB} - Fleabane slowing down the play.
1 : 18.48 {rHBF} - A short kick to The Cryptkeeper.
1 : 18.52 {rHBF} - The Cryptkeeper sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
1 : 18.57 {rHBF} - The Cryptkeeper takes off.
1 : 19.01 {rHBF} - Finds U2tigers with a handball.
1 : 19.02 {rHBF} - U2tigers takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 19.07 {lW} - The Jesus presents on a long lead.
1 : 19.11 {lW} - The Jesus spills the mark.
1 : 19.15 {rW} - Brick Loosener looks downfield.
1 : 19.19 {lHFF} - A short kick to Catsnlakers.
1 : 19.21 {lHFF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by The Cryptkeeper.
1 : 19.25 {rHBF} - The Cryptkeeper takes off.
1 : 19.3 {lW} - Flicks it to The Jesus.
1 : 19.34 {rHFF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Hoos to mark.
1 : 19.36 {rHFF} - Hoos is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 19.4 {lHBF} - rye slowing down the play.
1 : 19.44 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 19.48 {rHBF} - The Foolback receives his handpass.
1 : 19.5 {rBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to CatToTheFuture.
1 : 19.54 {rBP} - CatToTheFuture dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 19.58 {FB} - He tries to find Falconista with a chip pass.
1 : 20.02 {FB} - Falconista appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 20.04 {FB} - Falconista takes them on.
1 : 20.08 {FB} - Flicks it to CatToTheFuture.
1 : 20.13 {FB} - CatToTheFuture sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 20.17 {rBP} - Supercheapgiants screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 20.19 {rBP} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 20.23 {rFP} - FireKrakouer turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 20.27 {rFP} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.31 {rFP} - What a tackle.
1 : 20.36 {lBP} - bone2468 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 20.37 {rBP} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 20.42 {rBP} - Big mark by Wickzki!.
1 : 20.46 {FF} - Bonz has possession.
1 : 20.5 {FF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.52 {FF} - Not a lot of daylight for Bonz to aim at.
1 : 20.56 {FF} - That takes Bonz's goal tally to 4.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 6.1.37
Gumbies FFC : 0.2.2
1 : 21 {C} - Long tap from U2tigers.
1 : 21.06 {rW} - Running with the ball is Brick Loosener.
1 : 21.1 {CHF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 21.15 {CHF} - Nunez will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 21.19 {CHB} - Nunez dances around NSWCROW.
1 : 21.21 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to U2tigers.
1 : 21.25 {rHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 21.29 {rHBF} - The Cryptkeeper can't mark. Catsnlakers can.
1 : 21.33 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 21.37 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to GWS Goose.
1 : 21.39 {lHFF} - DenieD on the end of this.
1 : 21.43 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to CatToTheFuture. As good as a kick.
1 : 21.47 {rHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards Sky.
1 : 21.5 {rHFF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by Heisenberg_.
1 : 21.53 {lHBF} - Not enough pressure on Heisenberg_.
1 : 21.58 {lHBF} - Heisenberg_ bounces the ball.
1 : 22.02 {lHBF} - Sky monsters Heisenberg_.
1 : 22.06 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers with a little space.
1 : 22.08 {rFP} - A kick towards BlueE territory.
1 : 22.12 {rFP} - BRAB rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 22.16 {FB} - Fleabane has a paddock.
1 : 22.21 {FB} - Almost a throw to Ned_Flanders.
1 : 22.22 {rBP} - He gets a handpass to haydo.
1 : 22.27 {rHBF} - He handpasses to Tigerturbulance.
1 : 22.31 {CHB} - Finds Nunez with a handball.
1 : 22.35 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to Ned_Flanders.
1 : 22.37 {C} - Ned_Flanders holds CatToTheFuture out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
1 : 22.41 {C} - beez signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 22.45 {rW} - Handballs to Brick Loosener.
1 : 22.49 {rW} - Great tackle on Brick Loosener.
1 : 22.52 {lW} - The Jesus takes off.
1 : 22.55 {rW} - He transfers play using MC Bad Genius.
1 : 23 {rW} - Rodney Dangerfield claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 23.04 {rW} - MC Bad Genius signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 23.06 {C} - Elton Johns Wig runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 23.1 {C} - At least fifty-five metres out.
1 : 23.14 {C} - One for the highlight reel. What a goal by Elton Johns Wig.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 7.1.43
Gumbies FFC : 0.2.2
1 : 23.18 {C} - CatToTheFuture gets one hand to it.
1 : 23.24 {lW} - Rodney Dangerfield with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 23.28 {rHFF} - A worm burner to Sky.
1 : 23.32 {rHFF} - But the kick goes straight to Heisenberg_.
1 : 23.37 {lHBF} - Heisenberg_ slowing down the play.
1 : 23.38 - <<< Callums_Guns is coming on to replace haydo >>>
1 : 23.47 {lHBF} - Heisenberg_ breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 23.51 {lHBF} - Heisenberg_ nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 23.53 {lHBF} - Heisenberg_ gives it straight to Sky.
1 : 23.57 {rHFF} - The bounce favours Sky and he is off and running.
1 : 24.01 {rHFF} - Crunching tackle by Heisenberg_.
1 : 24.06 {lHBF} - Heisenberg_ has possession.
1 : 24.08 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 24.12 {C} - A measured kick to Elton Johns Wig.
1 : 24.16 {C} - beez did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 24.2 {C} - Elton Johns Wig streaming down the ground.
1 : 24.24 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of Hoos.
1 : 24.26 {rHFF} - No mark taken as Hoos and rye wrestle for position.
1 : 24.3 {CHB} - Now StFly has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 24.34 {CHB} - He involves DenieD in the play.
1 : 24.38 {rW} - Kicks to a contest - Brick Loosener looks to get to thre front.
1 : 24.4 {rW} - Brick Loosener can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 24.45 {lW} - The Jesus is now off and running.
1 : 24.49 - <<< Grimesy87 is coming on to replace bone2468 >>>
1 : 24.55 {lW} - The Jesus takes them on.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 7.1.43
Gumbies FFC : 0.2.2
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Welcome the Sweet F***ing A, OOBs - what an absolute crackerjack start. Ljp86 - can you do the honours and let us know if this is the best opening quarter any new team has had? Surely it is!!!

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[MC Bad Genius]

2 : 25 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
2 : .07 {rW} - Brick Loosener picks it up on the bounce.
2 : .1 {rW} - But the umpire says he interfered.
2 : .13 {lW} - The Jesus has it.
2 : .18 {rHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
2 : .22 {rHFF} - Hoos sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
2 : .24 {rHFF} - Hoos to send the ball forward.
2 : .28 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to Ned_Flanders.
2 : .32 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but U2tigers is up to the challenge.
2 : .36 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : .4 {rHFF} - No-one on the mark! Tigerturbulance takes off and kicks long at goal.
2 : .42 {rHFF} - And he gets it.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 8.1.49
Gumbies FFC : 0.2.2

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

And so it goes ...

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[MC Bad Genius]

2 : 22.27 {C} - Big tap from CatToTheFuture.
2 : 22.32 {lW} - Nobody's checking Rodney Dangerfield.
2 : 22.37 {rHFF} - Sees Sky ahead and sends it his way.
2 : 22.41 {rHFF} - Over the head of Sky.
2 : 22.45 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but Heisenberg_ wins possession.
2 : 22.47 {CHB} - Passes to Nunez by hand.
2 : 22.52 {rW} - A worm burner to MC Bad Genius.
2 : 22.55 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 22.58 {lW} - Rodney Dangerfield picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 23.02 {CHF} - NSWCROW and Nunez jostle for position.
2 : 23.06 {CHF} - NSWCROW spills the mark.
2 : 23.1 {CHF} - NSWCROW looking for a lead.
2 : 23.14 {rHFF} - He tries to find Sky with a chip pass.
2 : 23.16 {rHFF} - Poor effort from Sky and Heisenberg_ takes the mark.
2 : 23.2 {lHBF} - Not enough pressure on Heisenberg_.
2 : 23.24 {rW} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of MC Bad Genius.
2 : 23.28 {rW} - MC Bad Genius sits on the head of Rodney Dangerfield! Great mark.
2 : 23.31 {rW} - With the ball is MC Bad Genius.
2 : 23.34 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 23.38 {lW} - But he picks out the opposition.
2 : 23.43 {rW} - Brick Loosener has possession.
2 : 23.47 {rW} - But he tripped up The Jesus.
2 : 23.49 {lW} - The Jesus looking for a lead.
2 : 23.53 {lW} - The Jesus holds Brick Loosener out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
2 : 23.57 {rW} - Brick Loosener to send the ball forward.
2 : 24 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Catsnlakers.
2 : 24.04 {lHFF} - The Cryptkeeper drops an absolute sitter.
2 : 24.08 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers with some space now.
2 : 24.12 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to GWS Goose. As good as a kick.
2 : 24.16 {rHFF} - He tries to find Sky with a chip pass.
2 : 24.18 {rHFF} - Sky can't take it.
2 : 24.22 {lHBF} - Heisenberg_ fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : 24.26 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards The Cryptkeeper.
2 : 24.3 {rHBF} - What a shocking kick - straight to Catsnlakers.
2 : 24.32 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 24.36 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Sky.
2 : 24.4 {lFP} - He looks for Dory_77.
2 : 24.45 {lFP} - Dory_77 slips at the crucial moment and its marked by haydo.
2 : 24.47 {FB} - Fleabane sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 24.51 {FB} - U2tigers receives his handpass.
2 : 24.55 {rBP} - He kicks sideways towards haydo.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 11.4.70
Gumbies FFC : 5.5.35
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Game on?

Nah, probably not. But at least Barrybran isn't going down without a fight.

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[MC Bad Genius]

3 : 11.46 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by U2tigers.
3 : 11.54 {C} - Nobody's checking Elton Johns Wig.
3 : 11.56 {C} - Elton Johns Wig takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 12 {C} - A slick handpass goes to U2tigers.
3 : 12.04 {rHFF} - A worm burner to Callums_Guns.
3 : 12.08 {rHFF} - Top mark rye.
3 : 12.13 {lHBF} - rye is now off and running.
3 : 12.15 {C} - beez trying to offer a lead.
3 : 12.19 {C} - But in the way is Elton Johns Wig.
3 : 12.23 {C} - Elton Johns Wig sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 12.27 {C} - Elton Johns Wig runs into beez and is getting up very slowly.
3 : 12.3 {C} - Its hard and tough but beez wins possession.
3 : 12.33 {rW} - He transfers play using Brick Loosener.
3 : 12.37 {rW} - Brick Looseneraleunko!.
3 : 12.41 {rW} - Brick Loosener to send the ball forward.
3 : 12.43 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to NSWCROW.
3 : 12.48 {CHF} - Nunez drags NSWCROW down beautifully.
3 : 12.52 {CHB} - Nunez looking for a lead.
3 : 12.56 {CHB} - Nunez dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 12.58 {lW} - He rewards the The Jesus lead.
3 : 13.02 {lW} - The Jesus marks well from the back of the pack.
3 : 13.06 {lW} - The Jesus signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 13.1 {lW} - Handballs to Tigerturbulance.
3 : 13.15 {C} - Handballs to Elton Johns Wig.
3 : 13.16 {C} - Long handpass to the running Tigerturbulance.
3 : 13.21 {rHFF} - A worm burner to Callums_Guns.
3 : 13.25 {rHFF} - rye gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 13.29 {rHFF} - Callums_Guns is now off and running.
3 : 13.31 {rHFF} - He involves Tigerturbulance in the play.
3 : 13.35 {rHFF} - Tigerturbulance loves a shot at goal.
3 : 13.39 {rHFF} - Tremendous solo effort from Tigerturbulance results in a goal.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 15.4.94
Gumbies FFC : 6.6.42
3 : 13.43 {C} - Big tap from U2tigers.
3 : 13.49 {rW} - MC Bad Genius dances around Rodney Dangerfield.
3 : 13.53 {CHF} - A measured kick in the direction of Over The Post.
3 : 13.58 {CHF} - In the right place at the right time is Over The Post who marks.
3 : 14 {CHF} - Over The Post has possession.
3 : 14.04 {CHF} - StFly drags Over The Post down beautifully.
3 : 14.08 {CHB} - StFly takes off.
3 : 14.12 {rW} - That kick makes it hard for Brick Loosener.
3 : 14.14 {rW} - The Jesus intercepts the kick and marks.
3 : 14.18 {lW} - The Jesus wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 14.22 {rHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 14.26 {rHFF} - rye rises over the pack majestically.
3 : 14.31 {lHBF} - rye to send the ball forward.
3 : 14.33 {rHBF} - Finds The Foolback with a handball.
3 : 14.37 {lHBF} - Fires out the handpass to rye.
3 : 14.41 {rW} - He tries to find Brick Loosener with a chip pass.
3 : 14.43 {rW} - Poor effort from Brick Loosener and The Jesus takes the mark.
3 : 14.47 {rW} - MC Bad Genius has it.
3 : 14.51 {rW} - Passes to U2tigers by hand.
3 : 14.55 {rW} - Handpass to space. MC Bad Genius runs onto it.
3 : 15 {CHF} - He tries to find Over The Post with a chip pass.
3 : 15.01 {CHF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 15.06 {CHF} - Over The Post with the ball now.
3 : 15.1 {lFP} - He sends the ball to Wickzki.
3 : 15.14 {lFP} - Wickzki and Supercheapgiants both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 15.16 {lFP} - Wickzki turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 15.2 {lFP} - A quick snap from Wickzki.
3 : 15.24 {lFP} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 16.4.100
Gumbies FFC : 6.6.42
3 : 15.28 {C} - U2tigers wins the tapout.
3 : 15.35 {lW} - Rodney Dangerfield with some space now.
3 : 15.38 {C} - He elects to use beez and kicks in that direction.
3 : 15.43 {C} - Good grab beez.
3 : 15.45 {C} - beez slowing down the play.
3 : 15.49 {rW} - Handballs to Brick Loosener.
3 : 15.53 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 15.57 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to GWS Goose.
3 : 16.01 {C} - Spears a kick towards beez.
3 : 16.03 {C} - Elton Johns Wig drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 16.07 {rW} - MC Bad Genius slowing down the play.
3 : 16.12 {CHF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Over The Post to mark.
3 : 16.16 {CHF} - Over the head of Over The Post.
3 : 16.17 {CHF} - Over The Post assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 16.22 {CHF} - U2tigers receives his handpass.
3 : 16.26 {rFP} - Hurried kick towards FireKrakouer.
3 : 16.3 {rFP} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by bone2468.
3 : 16.32 {lBP} - bone2468 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 16.37 {lBP} - What a tackle by FireKrakouer.
3 : 16.4 {rFP} - Nobody's checking FireKrakouer.
3 : 16.45 {rFP} - He handpasses to U2tigers.
3 : 16.47 {rFP} - U2tigers slams the ball at goal.
3 : 16.51 {rFP} - Off line - one behind.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 16.5.101
Gumbies FFC : 6.6.42
3 : 16.59 {FB} - Falconista looks downfield.
3 : 17.01 {lBP} - A short kick to bone2468.
3 : 17.05 {lBP} - But he picks out FireKrakouer.
3 : 17.09 {lFP} - Wickzki signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 17.13 {lFP} - Surely Wickzki wouldn't miss this.
3 : 17.17 {lFP} - What a goal from Wickzki.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 17.5.107
Gumbies FFC : 6.6.42

Who is Wickzki and how are they so good at this?!?

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[MC Bad Genius]

4 : 19.4 {FB} - haydo takes off.
4 : 19.42 {lHBF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 19.46 {lHBF} - MC Bad Genius and Sky both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 19.5 {CHF} - NSWCROW looking for a lead.
4 : 19.54 {lFP} - A short kick to Brick Loosener.
4 : 19.57 {lFP} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 20 {lFP} - Brick Loosener turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 20.04 {lFP} - Brick Loosener sells the dummy and has a shot.
4 : 20.08 {lFP} - Brick Loosener kicks the goal.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 20.9.129
Gumbies FFC : 11.7.73
4 : 20.11 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from CatToTheFuture.
4 : 20.19 {C} - GWS Goose sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 20.23 {CHF} - CatToTheFuture runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 20.25 {CHF} - CatToTheFuture bounces the ball.
4 : 20.29 {FF} - He takes another.
4 : 20.33 {FF} - CatToTheFuture may even have goaled.
4 : 20.37 {FF} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 20.9.129
Gumbies FFC : 12.7.79
4 : 20.42 {C} - Superb ruckwork from CatToTheFuture.
4 : 20.48 {rW} - Now GWS Goose has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 20.52 - <<< BRAB is coming on to replace Mrs Turbo >>>
4 : 20.58 {rW} - With the ball is GWS Goose.
4 : 21.02 {rW} - That was a soft free kick. U2tigers has it now.
4 : 21.06 {lW} - With the ball is The Jesus.
4 : 21.1 {C} - An underground handpass to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 21.13 {C} - U2tigers runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 21.16 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards The Jesus.
4 : 21.21 {lW} - The ball drops short of The Jesus.
4 : 21.25 {rW} - Dory_77 slowing down the play.
4 : 21.27 {CHF} - A flat punt.
4 : 21.31 {CHF} - Ned_Flanders plants a foot on NSWCROW's neck and takes a screamer.
4 : 21.35 {lHBF} - MC Bad Genius looks downfield.
4 : 21.39 {FB} - Draws a man and then with hands to haydo.
4 : 21.41 {FB} - haydo dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 21.45 {lBP} - Fires out the handpass to Fleabane.
4 : 21.5 {lBP} - Tigerturbulance on the end of this.
4 : 21.53 {rHBF} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 21.56 {rHBF} - Over the head of The Cryptkeeper.
4 : 22 {lHFF} - Now Catsnlakers has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.04 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running GWS Goose.
4 : 22.08 {rHFF} - He elects to use Sky and kicks in that direction.
4 : 22.12 {rHFF} - No mark taken as Sky and MC Bad Genius wrestle for position.
4 : 22.15 {rHFF} - Sky breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 22.18 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to DenieD.
4 : 22.22 {rFP} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 22.27 {rFP} - GWS Goose flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
4 : 22.29 {rFP} - GWS Goose puts it through for a behind.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 20.9.129
Gumbies FFC : 12.8.80
4 : 22.37 {FB} - Nobody's checking haydo.
4 : 22.41 {FB} - Quick hands to Tigerturbulance.
4 : 22.43 {FB} - Draws a man and then with hands to U2tigers.
4 : 22.47 {FB} - Hands it off to Tigerturbulance.
4 : 22.52 {CHB} - Huge handpass to U2tigers. As good as a kick.
4 : 22.55 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance on the end of this.
4 : 22.58 {CHB} - Crackerjack bump by DenieD on Tigerturbulance.
4 : 23.02 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.06 {lFP} - CatToTheFuture receives his handpass.
4 : 23.1 {lFP} - Brought down by Mobbs.
4 : 23.12 {rBP} - The ball is now with Hoos.
4 : 23.16 {rBP} - Long handpass to the running Mobbs.
4 : 23.2 {lHBF} - A long pass towards MC Bad Genius.
4 : 23.24 {lHBF} - Over the head of MC Bad Genius.
4 : 23.28 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 23.31 {lHFF} - He gets a handpass to GWS Goose.
4 : 23.34 {lFP} - He handpasses to CatToTheFuture.
4 : 23.38 {lFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 23.43 {lFP} - It's an ugly kick but its a goal.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 20.9.129
Gumbies FFC : 13.8.86
4 : 23.45 {C} - Big tap from CatToTheFuture.
4 : 23.53 {rW} - Dory_77 does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 23.57 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 24 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 24.04 {lW} - The ball drops short of Rodney Dangerfield.
4 : 24.08 {lW} - Rodney Dangerfield breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 24.12 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to GWS Goose.
4 : 24.14 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to CatToTheFuture.
4 : 24.18 {lHFF} - Crunching tackle by Mobbs.
4 : 24.22 {rHBF} - Now The Cryptkeeper has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.26 {lHBF} - Handpasses to MC Bad Genius.
4 : 24.28 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 24.32 {lHBF} - U2tigers is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 24.36 {rHFF} - Sky sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 24.4 {CHF} - Almost a throw to NSWCROW.
4 : 24.45 {CHF} - DenieD runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 24.47 {FF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 24.51 {FF} - Barrybran can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 24.55 {FB} - haydo with a little space.
4 : 24.57 {FB} - Flicks it to Mobbs.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 20.9.129
Gumbies FFC : 13.8.86
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Match Over!

Great game, Ophidians! Now let's party in our time-honoured tradition.

#delayedtelecast

 

[Wickzki]

Who is @Wickzi and how are they so good at this?!?

#delayedtelecast

 

[haydo]

Woke up feeeeeelllling goood after that win

Can’t remember the last time a win felt this good

May have been our premiership victory against the Gumbies in S21



(the last time I was relevant)

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Woke up feeeeeelllling goood after that win

Can’t remember the last time a win felt this good

May have been our premiership victory against the Gumbies in S21



(the last time I was relevant)

I reckon that was my favorite win,
being my 150th game, the OOBs first and strapping on the qooty boots with Mrs Turbo was special,
the only thing that will beat this will be our last game when we hold up the GF Cup

 

[The Foolback]

Do we still have Silver Level access to the clubhouse? Asking for a mate.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Do we still have Silver Level access to the clubhouse? Asking for a mate.

The security department have done a thorough sweep of the campus and have reported no incidents that would require us to reconsider the Gumbies Silver Level access privilege's.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

OMG what an OOB party....


and what an afterparty party.

and now what a headache!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhh

 

[The Foolback]

The security department have done a thorough sweep of the campus and have reported no incidents that would require us to reconsider the Gumbies Silver Level access privilege's.

Well I for one will be making the most. See you guys in a few days.

 

[Over The Post]

Bonz I thought you were magnificent. Kudos.

In a moment of divine inspiration, the word "magnificat" sprung to mind...



Do you think the power of my pre-game prayers helped you?