Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 2 - Sin City Swamprats v Gold City Royals @ Underground Stadium

[gouki88]

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Belongs in the Louvre

 

[grumbleguts]

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Reminds me of the time I went to a job interview for an IT firm. They told me to give them a reason why they should hire me. I told them I wasn't on their job interview list, but I hacked their system and invited myself to an interview. They said "You're hired."

Another time I was asked if I had any weaknesses. I said "Understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring its nuance."
They said "Can you give any examples?"
I said "Yes."

 

[grumbleguts]

Until all you Phil’s start telling dad jokes I am not convinced.

I wanted a drink at a party, but the booze line was too long, so I got punch. 'cos there was no punchline.

 

[Firestarter]

I wanted a drink at a party, but the booze line was too long, so I got punch. 'cos there was no punchline.

You are banned from the premises.

 

[Hate]

Hey shoosh you. According to Hate you (and he, for some reason) are inactive!

WHAT DID I DO?!

 

[okeydoke7]

No time for banter, busy fighting for #JusticeforPhilreich

 

[Golumless]

If I had thought this was a soccer chat, I'd have necked myself, myself.

For the first time in about a decade, a soccer chat doesn't make me want to neck myself.

 

[grumbleguts]

You are banned from the premises.

Hey! I was asked for a dad joke.

I had never said a dad joke in my life until I arrived home one day and my wife said "I'm pregnant" I replied, "Hi pregnant, I'm dad."

 

[Firestarter]

Hey! I was asked for a dad joke.

I had never said a dad joke in my life until I arrived home one day and my wife said "I'm pregnant" I replied, "Hi pregnant, I'm dad."

Well you decided to go back home 8 months later...

 

[philreich]

We voted to ban you for the season

Cant have everything I guess

#LifeBanForPhil

Just for that, I'll be tipping the Royals in the qooty tips, which should guarantee a Rats victory.

 

[spookism]

WHAT DID I DO?!

You know exactly what you did.

For the first time in about a decade, a soccer chat doesn't make me want to neck myself.

Give it time.

 

[philreich]

Well you decided to go back home 8 months later...

Reminds me of a recent survey, which was completed on the night habits of Australian men. Apparently:

• 10% get up to go to the toilet/bathroom
• 11% get up to go to the fridge, and
• 79% get up and go home.

 

[nahnah]

We voted to ban you for the season

Cant have everything I guess

#LifeBanForPhil

3 strikes and you’re out, believe this his 3rd mistake so a life time ban is fitting

 

[Ant Bear]

I am not philreich

 

[GreyCrow]

Lets be honest - okey is worried he wont reach 1000 because its phil that puts it down his throat

Well thats what the graffiti says

 

[GreyCrow]

I guess the big question is ' who is going to Phil in '

 

[GreyCrow]

Remember no matter how kind you are German children are kinder

 

[Grav]

WHAT DID I DO?!

Doesn’t matter…

 

[BloodySwan]

I guess the big question is ' who is going to Phil in '

I know a guy at my local basketball matches who should be able to help

 

[nahnah]

I guess the big question is ' who is going to Phil in '

Looking at their teamsheet last week i can't see anyone worthy of a prime mid spot. Maybe Firestarter if he turns off his auto replies

 

[Firestarter]

Looking at their teamsheet last week i can't see anyone worthy of a prime mid spot. Maybe Firestarter if he turns off his auto replies

You don't help your case.

 

[Firestarter]

Remember no matter how kind you are German children are kinder

Ooh, the land of chocolate.

 

[nahnah]

You don't help your case.

Neither do you apparently

 

[Firestarter]

Neither do you apparently

I don't have a case to defend.

 

[Bianconeri]

I am not philreich

That’s unlucky