Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 11 - Las Vegas Bears v East Side Phoenix @ The Stadium in the Sky

[DemurePrincess]

Okay…next quarter

 

[philreich]

I have it on good authority that the Phoenix came out in that quarter with just one goal in mind, but it appears they ended it 5 points short.

 

[MWPP]

2 : 19.3 {FF} - A quick handpass to JoseMourinho.
2 : 19.36 {FF} - Surely JoseMourinho wouldn't miss this.
2 : 19.42 {FF} - It's a goal. JoseMourinho has 2.
Las Vegas Bears : 8.2.50
East Side Phoenix : 1.1.7

JoseMourinho showing composure and quick thinking well beyond his qooty career stage

 

[RonnieRaven]

Good half of footy bears

 

[DemurePrincess]

I have it on good authority that the Phoenix came out in that quarter with just one goal in mind, but it appears they ended it 5 points short.

Not helping

 

[Callums_Guns]

We should stop kicking it to Itsmyshow

 

[DemurePrincess]

Anyone….Help!!!

 

[Dr Ronald Fickleton]

Not even Ted Lasso could * this up.

I'm watching him closely. There is a chance he could.

I don't know why you hired the esteemed Dr Fickleton and then some has been as senior coach.

 

[philreich]

3 : 25.01 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Cap.
3 : .12 {C} - Senor M does some crumbing and is away.
3 : .18 {C} - How did he get rid of it? Throw says the umpire.
3 : .24 {rW} - Callums_Guns has possession.
3 : .3 {CHF} - DemurePrincess and Test Tickle jostle for position.
3 : .36 {CHF} - DemurePrincess spills the mark.
3 : .4 {CHF} - DemurePrincess with all the time in the world.
3 : .46 {CHF} - Test Tickle nearly lost his fingers to a wayward DemurePrincess kick.
3 : .53 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance signals for his teammates to present.
3 : .59 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance is tackled beautifully by akkaps.
3 : 1.05 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking akkaps.
3 : 1.12 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 1.17 {FF} - Itsmyshow and kane249 both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 1.23 {FF} - Itsmyshow does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 1.3 {FF} - This will be a goal to Itsmyshow.
3 : 1.36 {FF} - Didn't look good off the boot - a minor score.
Las Vegas Bears : 9.2.56
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8
3 : 1.49 {FB} - So kane249 ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 1.55 {rHBF} - The kick seeks out Electronic_Renaissance.
3 : 1.59 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 2.05 {rHBF} - Now Electronic_Renaissance has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 2.11 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance has time to take a bounce.
3 : 2.17 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Dingster under pressure.
3 : 2.24 {lHBF} - Dingster holds Krazy Kris out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
3 : 2.3 {lHFF} - akkaps sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 2.35 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to DemurePrincess.
3 : 2.42 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to The Majestic.
3 : 2.48 {CHF} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 2.54 {CHF} - But Test Tickle is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 3.01 {CHB} - Test Tickle wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 3.07 {C} - Hands it off to Cap.
3 : 3.13 {lHFF} - A kick towards Matera92 territory.
3 : 3.19 {lHFF} - Matera92 can't take it.
3 : 3.23 {lHFF} - Matera92 does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 3.3 {rFP} - That kick makes it hard for I Dont Care.
3 : 3.35 {rFP} - But in the way is Zoops.
3 : 3.42 {lBP} - Zoops assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 3.48 {FB} - Sees Shermy out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 3.54 {FB} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 4 {lFP} - MWPP has possession.
3 : 4.07 {lFP} - MWPP slams the ball at goal.
3 : 4.13 {lFP} - That's one of those special goals. Number 2 for MWPP.
Las Vegas Bears : 10.2.62
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8
3 : 4.19 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
3 : 4.31 {C} - Quality gather by Senor M.
3 : 4.37 {C} - Handpasses to Cap.
3 : 4.43 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to tony.
3 : 4.48 {CHF} - Boot to ball from tony under pressure.
3 : 4.54 {CHF} - tony should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
Las Vegas Bears : 10.3.63
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8
3 : 5.06 {FB} - Zoops with the ball now.
3 : 5.12 {lBP} - A short kick to Zoops.
3 : 5.19 {lBP} - I Dont Care gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 5.25 {rFP} - I Dont Care has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 5.31 {rFP} - I Dont Care flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
3 : 5.37 {rFP} - This will be - and is - a goal to I Dont Care.
Las Vegas Bears : 11.3.69
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8
3 : 5.43 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
3 : 5.56 {lW} - Cap does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 6.02 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Matera92 runs onto it.
3 : 6.06 {lHFF} - He gets a handpass to tony.
3 : 6.12 {FF} - A kick towards JoseMourinho territory.
3 : 6.18 {FF} - JoseMourinho and Shermy both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 6.25 {rBP} - Billy87 wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 6.31 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Rankine2Rachele.
3 : 6.37 {lHBF} - He sees a lead by Wise Guy Sam and kicks in that direction.
3 : 6.43 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam is the target but he's outplayed by Jezmiester40.
3 : 6.49 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 takes them on.
3 : 6.55 {rHFF} - He involves tony in the play.
3 : 7.01 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards Art Vandelay_.
3 : 7.08 {CHF} - Over the head of Art Vandelay_.
3 : 7.14 {CHB} - Red mist turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 7.2 {lW} - He kicks long and low.
3 : 7.26 {lW} - Top mark guero.
3 : 7.31 {rW} - guero assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 7.37 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 7.43 {lHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
3 : 7.49 {lHFF} - Matera92 can't take it.
3 : 7.55 {lHFF} - Matera92 with a moment to look downfield.
3 : 8.01 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to Art Vandelay_.
3 : 8.07 {FF} - That's a real up and under.
3 : 8.14 {FF} - Over the head of JoseMourinho.
3 : 8.2 {lBP} - Zoops scoops up the ball.
3 : 8.26 {rHBF} - madman18 trying to offer a lead.
3 : 8.33 {rHBF} - Matera92 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
3 : 8.38 {lHFF} - Matera92 through heavy traffic.
3 : 8.45 {lHFF} - Ooof. madman18 blindsides Matera92 and I heard that from here.
3 : 8.51 {rHBF} - madman18 through heavy traffic.
3 : 8.55 {C} - A kick in the general direction of Jhye Clark 13.
3 : 9.01 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 makes great ground and takes the mark.
3 : 9.07 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 looking for a lead.
3 : 9.13 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 tried to handball that with one arm pinned. Great tackle Senor M.
3 : 9.2 {lW} - Nobody's checking RonnieRaven.
3 : 9.26 {CHF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
3 : 9.32 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 9.38 {CHF} - Quality gather by Art Vandelay_.
3 : 9.45 {CHF} - Great tackle by Red mist.
3 : 9.51 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but Wise Guy Sam wins possession.
3 : 9.56 {lHBF} - Jezmiester40 rides Wise Guy Sam into the ground.
3 : 10.03 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 threads his way through traffic.
3 : 10.09 {rHFF} - Passes to tony by hand.
3 : 10.13 {CHF} - Handballs to Art Vandelay_.
3 : 10.19 {lHFF} - Sees Matera92 out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 10.25 {lHFF} - Matera92 and madman18 both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 10.32 {lHFF} - Matera92 looking for a lead.
3 : 10.38 {lHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 10.44 {lHFF} - That was a soft free kick. madman18 has it now.
3 : 10.51 {rHBF} - madman18 takes off.
3 : 10.56 {rHBF} - Matera92 applies the tackle on madman18.
3 : 11.03 {lHFF} - So Matera92 ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 11.09 {lHFF} - Matera92 holds madman18 out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
3 : 11.15 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking madman18.
3 : 11.21 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily Red mist was well placed to clean up.
3 : 11.27 {rHBF} - A short kick to madman18.
3 : 11.34 {rHBF} - madman18 spills the mark.
3 : 11.38 {lHFF} - Matera92 sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 11.44 {lHFF} - What a tackle by madman18.
3 : 11.5 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 11.56 {lHBF} - Jezmiester40 was legged.
3 : 12.03 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Jezmiester40.
3 : 12.08 - <<< Catsnlakers is coming on to replace Callums_Guns >>>
3 : 12.21 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 to send the ball forward.
3 : 12.27 {FF} - A bit of a miskick.
3 : 12.33 {FF} - Over the head of JoseMourinho.
3 : 12.4 {rBP} - Billy87 wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 12.46 {lBP} - Handballs over the top to Zoops.
3 : 12.52 {lBP} - Quick hands to MP_ under pressure.
3 : 12.56 {lBP} - MP_ bounces the ball.
3 : 13.02 {lBP} - Heavy clash between I Dont Care and Zoops. I Dont Care comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
3 : 13.08 {rFP} - I Dont Care with all the time in the world.
3 : 13.15 {rFP} - Zoops gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
3 : 13.21 {FB} - Shermy slowing down the play.
3 : 13.27 {rHBF} - A spearing pass towards madman18.
3 : 13.33 {rHBF} - Straight down the throat of the leading madman18.
3 : 13.39 {rHBF} - madman18 has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 13.46 {lW} - The Majestic and guero jostle for position.
3 : 13.52 {lW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 13.58 {lW} - RonnieRaven signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 14.04 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 calls for it.
3 : 14.1 {rHFF} - Great saving mark taken by Wise Guy Sam.
3 : 14.16 {lHBF} - With the ball is Wise Guy Sam.
3 : 14.21 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
3 : 14.26 {lW} - Wise Guy Sam has another.
3 : 14.33 {C} - He gets a handpass to Jhye Clark 13.
3 : 14.39 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 has a bounce.
3 : 14.45 {C} - Gets a handpass away to MP_.
3 : 14.51 {C} - That was illegal - and the free will go to Millky95.
3 : 14.58 {C} - Nobody's checking Senor M.
3 : 15.04 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of Jezmiester40.
3 : 15.1 {rHFF} - But Wise Guy Sam is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 15.16 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam with the ball now.
3 : 15.22 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 15.28 {lW} - Huge handpass to MP_. As good as a kick.
3 : 15.35 {lW} - MP_ is tackled beautifully by Millky95.
3 : 15.41 {rW} - guero to send the ball forward.
3 : 15.45 {rW} - guero sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 15.51 {lHFF} - A short kick to Matera92.
3 : 15.57 {lHFF} - Great grab by Matera92.
3 : 16.04 {lHFF} - Matera92 signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 16.1 {FF} - The kick seeks out JoseMourinho.
3 : 16.16 {FF} - The ball drops short of JoseMourinho.
3 : 16.22 {FF} - JoseMourinho turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 16.28 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for JoseMourinho.
3 : 16.34 {FF} - That takes JoseMourinho's goal tally to 3.
Las Vegas Bears : 12.3.75
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8

 

[RonnieRaven]

 

[DemurePrincess]

3 : .46 {CHF} - Test Tickle nearly lost his fingers to a wayward DemurePrincess kick.

Tit for tat biatch!

 

[por_please_ya]

 

[philreich]

3 : 16.4 {C} - Superb ruckwork from por_please_ya.
3 : 16.53 {lW} - RonnieRaven with a moment to look downfield.
3 : 16.59 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ trying to offer a lead.
3 : 17.03 {CHF} - Poor effort from Art Vandelay_ and Red mist takes the mark.
3 : 17.1 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam takes off.
3 : 17.16 {rW} - With his laser-like left foot.
3 : 17.22 {rW} - Spoilt by RonnieRaven.
3 : 17.28 {lW} - RonnieRaven signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 17.34 {C} - Senor M runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 17.4 {C} - He has a bounce.
3 : 17.46 {lHFF} - Hoofs it forward..
3 : 17.53 {lHFF} - But chipping in front is madman18.
3 : 17.59 {rHBF} - madman18 threads his way through traffic.
3 : 18.05 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to MP_.
3 : 18.12 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Rankine2Rachele.
3 : 18.17 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to por_please_ya.
3 : 18.23 {rHBF} - Decision paid against por_please_ya for manhandling.
3 : 18.28 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 18.34 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 18.4 {FF} - Boots the ball toward JoseMourinho.
3 : 18.46 {FF} - JoseMourinho appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 18.52 {FF} - JoseMourinho has possession.
3 : 18.59 {FF} - JoseMourinho has time to take a bounce.
3 : 19.05 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
3 : 19.11 {FF} - And Shermy walks it over the goal line for a point.
Las Vegas Bears : 12.4.76
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8
3 : 19.23 {FB} - Billy87 to send the ball forward.
3 : 19.3 {CHB} - A poor handpass but Rankine2Rachele is up to the challenge.
3 : 19.36 {rHBF} - madman18 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
3 : 19.42 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of madman18.
3 : 19.48 {rHBF} - Quality gather by madman18.
3 : 19.52 {rHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 19.58 {rHBF} - Someone call a dentist. madman18 has run into Matera92 and is hurting.
3 : 20.04 {lHFF} - Matera92 scoops up the ball.
3 : 20.11 {rHFF} - He elects to use Jezmiester40 and kicks in that direction.
3 : 20.17 {rHFF} - Great hands from Jezmiester40 taking the mark.
3 : 20.23 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 takes off.
3 : 20.3 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 20.36 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 has a shot from fifty.
3 : 20.42 {rHFF} - It's a goal.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.4.82
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8
3 : 20.48 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
3 : 21 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 21.06 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 21.1 {lW} - Horrific choice of kick and guero will mark unopposed.
3 : 21.17 {C} - Senor M with a little space.
3 : 21.23 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Cap was well placed to clean up.
3 : 21.29 {rW} - Spears a kick towards guero.
3 : 21.36 {rW} - guero and The Majestic both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 21.42 {rW} - guero sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 21.47 {lHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
3 : 21.53 {lHFF} - Matera92 can't mark. madman18 can.
3 : 22 {rHBF} - With the ball is madman18.
3 : 22.06 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Wise Guy Sam.
3 : 22.12 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
3 : 22.19 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 22.25 {rW} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
3 : 22.31 {rW} - RonnieRaven drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 22.35 {rW} - Catsnlakers sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 22.41 {rW} - Catsnlakers crunched by RonnieRaven! Catsnlakers very slow to get up.
3 : 22.47 {rW} - A bit of space for guero to utilise.
3 : 22.53 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to Cap.
3 : 23 {rW} - Cap sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 23.06 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Senor M.
3 : 23.12 {C} - Too long for Senor M and Jhye Clark 13 marks.
3 : 23.18 {C} - A bit of space for Jhye Clark 13 to utilise.
3 : 23.25 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to MP_.
3 : 23.31 {CHF} - Millky95 dispossesses him.
3 : 23.37 {CHB} - Test Tickle weaves through the congestion.
3 : 23.43 {CHB} - Crackerjack bump by DemurePrincess on Test Tickle.
3 : 23.49 {CHF} - DemurePrincess signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 23.55 {lFP} - Long raking kick in the direction of thewizardmelon.
3 : 24 {lFP} - No mark taken as thewizardmelon and JoshWoodenSpoon wrestle for position.
3 : 24.06 {rBP} - JoshWoodenSpoon assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 24.12 {CHB} - He looks for Test Tickle.
3 : 24.18 {CHB} - Test Tickle and DemurePrincess both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 24.24 {CHB} - Test Tickle scoops up the ball.
3 : 24.3 {rW} - His kick is towards guero.
3 : 24.37 {rW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 24.43 {lW} - The Majestic weaves through the congestion.
3 : 24.49 {CHF} - DemurePrincess and Test Tickle jostle for position.
3 : 24.55 {CHF} - DemurePrincess is the target but he's outplayed by Test Tickle.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Las Vegas Bears : 13.4.82
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8
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[DemurePrincess]

3 : 25.01 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Cap.
3 : .12 {C} - Senor M does some crumbing and is away.
3 : .18 {C} - How did he get rid of it? Throw says the umpire.
3 : .24 {rW} - Callums_Guns has possession.
3 : .3 {CHF} - DemurePrincess and Test Tickle jostle for position.
3 : .36 {CHF} - DemurePrincess spills the mark.
3 : .4 {CHF} - DemurePrincess with all the time in the world.
3 : .46 {CHF} - Test Tickle nearly lost his fingers to a wayward DemurePrincess kick.
3 : .53 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance signals for his teammates to present.
3 : .59 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance is tackled beautifully by akkaps.
3 : 1.05 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking akkaps.
3 : 1.12 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 1.17 {FF} - Itsmyshow and kane249 both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 1.23 {FF} - Itsmyshow does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 1.3 {FF} - This will be a goal to Itsmyshow.
3 : 1.36 {FF} - Didn't look good off the boot - a minor score.
Las Vegas Bears : 9.2.56
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8
3 : 1.49 {FB} - So kane249 ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 1.55 {rHBF} - The kick seeks out Electronic_Renaissance.
3 : 1.59 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 2.05 {rHBF} - Now Electronic_Renaissance has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 2.11 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance has time to take a bounce.
3 : 2.17 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Dingster under pressure.
3 : 2.24 {lHBF} - Dingster holds Krazy Kris out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
3 : 2.3 {lHFF} - akkaps sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 2.35 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to DemurePrincess.
3 : 2.42 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to The Majestic.
3 : 2.48 {CHF} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 2.54 {CHF} - But Test Tickle is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 3.01 {CHB} - Test Tickle wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 3.07 {C} - Hands it off to Cap.
3 : 3.13 {lHFF} - A kick towards Matera92 territory.
3 : 3.19 {lHFF} - Matera92 can't take it.
3 : 3.23 {lHFF} - Matera92 does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 3.3 {rFP} - That kick makes it hard for I Dont Care.
3 : 3.35 {rFP} - But in the way is Zoops.
3 : 3.42 {lBP} - Zoops assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 3.48 {FB} - Sees Shermy out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 3.54 {FB} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 4 {lFP} - MWPP has possession.
3 : 4.07 {lFP} - MWPP slams the ball at goal.
3 : 4.13 {lFP} - That's one of those special goals. Number 2 for MWPP.
Las Vegas Bears : 10.2.62
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8
3 : 4.19 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
3 : 4.31 {C} - Quality gather by Senor M.
3 : 4.37 {C} - Handpasses to Cap.
3 : 4.43 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to tony.
3 : 4.48 {CHF} - Boot to ball from tony under pressure.
3 : 4.54 {CHF} - tony should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
Las Vegas Bears : 10.3.63
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8
3 : 5.06 {FB} - Zoops with the ball now.
3 : 5.12 {lBP} - A short kick to Zoops.
3 : 5.19 {lBP} - I Dont Care gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 5.25 {rFP} - I Dont Care has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 5.31 {rFP} - I Dont Care flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
3 : 5.37 {rFP} - This will be - and is - a goal to I Dont Care.
Las Vegas Bears : 11.3.69
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8
3 : 5.43 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
3 : 5.56 {lW} - Cap does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 6.02 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Matera92 runs onto it.
3 : 6.06 {lHFF} - He gets a handpass to tony.
3 : 6.12 {FF} - A kick towards JoseMourinho territory.
3 : 6.18 {FF} - JoseMourinho and Shermy both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 6.25 {rBP} - Billy87 wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 6.31 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Rankine2Rachele.
3 : 6.37 {lHBF} - He sees a lead by Wise Guy Sam and kicks in that direction.
3 : 6.43 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam is the target but he's outplayed by Jezmiester40.
3 : 6.49 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 takes them on.
3 : 6.55 {rHFF} - He involves tony in the play.
3 : 7.01 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards Art Vandelay_.
3 : 7.08 {CHF} - Over the head of Art Vandelay_.
3 : 7.14 {CHB} - Red mist turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 7.2 {lW} - He kicks long and low.
3 : 7.26 {lW} - Top mark guero.
3 : 7.31 {rW} - guero assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 7.37 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 7.43 {lHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
3 : 7.49 {lHFF} - Matera92 can't take it.
3 : 7.55 {lHFF} - Matera92 with a moment to look downfield.
3 : 8.01 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to Art Vandelay_.
3 : 8.07 {FF} - That's a real up and under.
3 : 8.14 {FF} - Over the head of JoseMourinho.
3 : 8.2 {lBP} - Zoops scoops up the ball.
3 : 8.26 {rHBF} - madman18 trying to offer a lead.
3 : 8.33 {rHBF} - Matera92 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
3 : 8.38 {lHFF} - Matera92 through heavy traffic.
3 : 8.45 {lHFF} - Ooof. madman18 blindsides Matera92 and I heard that from here.
3 : 8.51 {rHBF} - madman18 through heavy traffic.
3 : 8.55 {C} - A kick in the general direction of Jhye Clark 13.
3 : 9.01 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 makes great ground and takes the mark.
3 : 9.07 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 looking for a lead.
3 : 9.13 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 tried to handball that with one arm pinned. Great tackle Senor M.
3 : 9.2 {lW} - Nobody's checking RonnieRaven.
3 : 9.26 {CHF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
3 : 9.32 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 9.38 {CHF} - Quality gather by Art Vandelay_.
3 : 9.45 {CHF} - Great tackle by Red mist.
3 : 9.51 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but Wise Guy Sam wins possession.
3 : 9.56 {lHBF} - Jezmiester40 rides Wise Guy Sam into the ground.
3 : 10.03 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 threads his way through traffic.
3 : 10.09 {rHFF} - Passes to tony by hand.
3 : 10.13 {CHF} - Handballs to Art Vandelay_.
3 : 10.19 {lHFF} - Sees Matera92 out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 10.25 {lHFF} - Matera92 and madman18 both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 10.32 {lHFF} - Matera92 looking for a lead.
3 : 10.38 {lHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 10.44 {lHFF} - That was a soft free kick. madman18 has it now.
3 : 10.51 {rHBF} - madman18 takes off.
3 : 10.56 {rHBF} - Matera92 applies the tackle on madman18.
3 : 11.03 {lHFF} - So Matera92 ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 11.09 {lHFF} - Matera92 holds madman18 out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
3 : 11.15 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking madman18.
3 : 11.21 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily Red mist was well placed to clean up.
3 : 11.27 {rHBF} - A short kick to madman18.
3 : 11.34 {rHBF} - madman18 spills the mark.
3 : 11.38 {lHFF} - Matera92 sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 11.44 {lHFF} - What a tackle by madman18.
3 : 11.5 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 11.56 {lHBF} - Jezmiester40 was legged.
3 : 12.03 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Jezmiester40.
3 : 12.08 - <<< Catsnlakers is coming on to replace Callums_Guns >>>
3 : 12.21 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 to send the ball forward.
3 : 12.27 {FF} - A bit of a miskick.
3 : 12.33 {FF} - Over the head of JoseMourinho.
3 : 12.4 {rBP} - Billy87 wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 12.46 {lBP} - Handballs over the top to Zoops.
3 : 12.52 {lBP} - Quick hands to MP_ under pressure.
3 : 12.56 {lBP} - MP_ bounces the ball.
3 : 13.02 {lBP} - Heavy clash between I Dont Care and Zoops. I Dont Care comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
3 : 13.08 {rFP} - I Dont Care with all the time in the world.
3 : 13.15 {rFP} - Zoops gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
3 : 13.21 {FB} - Shermy slowing down the play.
3 : 13.27 {rHBF} - A spearing pass towards madman18.
3 : 13.33 {rHBF} - Straight down the throat of the leading madman18.
3 : 13.39 {rHBF} - madman18 has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 13.46 {lW} - The Majestic and guero jostle for position.
3 : 13.52 {lW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 13.58 {lW} - RonnieRaven signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 14.04 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 calls for it.
3 : 14.1 {rHFF} - Great saving mark taken by Wise Guy Sam.
3 : 14.16 {lHBF} - With the ball is Wise Guy Sam.
3 : 14.21 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
3 : 14.26 {lW} - Wise Guy Sam has another.
3 : 14.33 {C} - He gets a handpass to Jhye Clark 13.
3 : 14.39 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 has a bounce.
3 : 14.45 {C} - Gets a handpass away to MP_.
3 : 14.51 {C} - That was illegal - and the free will go to Millky95.
3 : 14.58 {C} - Nobody's checking Senor M.
3 : 15.04 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of Jezmiester40.
3 : 15.1 {rHFF} - But Wise Guy Sam is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 15.16 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam with the ball now.
3 : 15.22 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 15.28 {lW} - Huge handpass to MP_. As good as a kick.
3 : 15.35 {lW} - MP_ is tackled beautifully by Millky95.
3 : 15.41 {rW} - guero to send the ball forward.
3 : 15.45 {rW} - guero sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 15.51 {lHFF} - A short kick to Matera92.
3 : 15.57 {lHFF} - Great grab by Matera92.
3 : 16.04 {lHFF} - Matera92 signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 16.1 {FF} - The kick seeks out JoseMourinho.
3 : 16.16 {FF} - The ball drops short of JoseMourinho.
3 : 16.22 {FF} - JoseMourinho turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 16.28 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for JoseMourinho.
3 : 16.34 {FF} - That takes JoseMourinho's goal tally to 3.
Las Vegas Bears : 12.3.75
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8

What is this absolute s**t….

 

[philreich]

So after that first goal, it's been 82 to 2 - even the referendum was more competitive............

 

[MWPP]

3 : 4 {lFP} - MWPP has possession.
3 : 4.07 {lFP} - MWPP slams the ball at goal.
3 : 4.13 {lFP} - That's one of those special goals. Number 2 for MWPP.
Las Vegas Bears : 10.2.62
East Side Phoenix : 1.2.8

I'll remember this one for the rest of my career

3 : 3.54 {FB} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.

Even if rover is a bit of a stretch...
At least the lack of shower meant nobody else wanted to go near the qooty

 

[Art Vandelay_]

 

[DemurePrincess]

So after that first goal, it's been 82 to 2 - even the referendum was more competitive............

Umm! Your chips aren’t necessary. I believe you have a job to do. Thank you

 

[Dingster]

Anywhere in the general direction is fine kane249

2 : 14.51 {FB} - kane249 has it.
2 : 14.58 {lHBF} - He kicks towards Dingster and Krazy Kris.
2 : 15.04 {lHBF} - Dingster marks well from the back of the pack.

 

[por_please_ya]

What in the actual * is going on here.....

This is an embarrassment. Think it's time to merge with the Gumbies.

 

[DemurePrincess]

What in the actual * is going on here.....

This is an embarrassment. Think it's time to merge with the Gumbies.

Come on Pheonix! Find some ******* grunt

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Watch out tony
Junktime Matera92 about to do well this quarter then demand max votes.

Shameless charlatan.

 

[MWPP]

Part of me hopes that we don't take the foot off the accelerator as we need the % boost (not to mention the form after a run of losses)
But we also can't afford injuries at this time of the season...

A true dilemma but you'll make the right call tony and Ted Lasso

 

[Dr Ronald Fickleton]

I feel my job here is done.

Fickleton out. Oh, that's Dr Fickleton to you.

 

[philreich]

Umm! Your chips aren’t necessary. I believe you have a job to do. Thank you

And part of that job is to commentate as I see fit.