Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 16 - Gold City Royals v Gumbies FFC @ Outback Arena

[GWS Goose]

AI is wild.
I’m not making this up. I asked it to write a speech for a man named Goose who runs marathons

Good morning, everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Goose, and I'm a nudist marathon runner.

I'm here today to talk to you about my two passions: running and nudism.

I started running when I was in high school. I was overweight and unhappy with myself, and I knew I needed to make a change. Running was a way to get in shape and clear my head.

At first, it was tough. I could barely run a mile without stopping. But the more I ran, the better I got. And the better I got, the more I loved it.

I eventually started running marathons. A marathon is 26.2 miles, and it's one of the most challenging endurance events in the world. But it's also one of the most rewarding.

When you cross that finish line, you feel like you can accomplish anything. You've pushed yourself to your limits and come out stronger on the other side.

I started running marathons nude a few years ago. I was inspired by a nudist marathon I saw on TV. I thought it looked like a lot of fun, and I wanted to give it a try.

I was nervous at first, but I'm so glad I did it. It was an amazing experience. Running nude is so freeing. You don't have to worry about anything. You can just focus on the run and enjoy the feeling of the wind in your hair and the sun on your skin.

Running marathons nude has taught me so much about myself. It's taught me that I'm capable of more than I ever thought possible. It's taught me the importance of perseverance and discipline. And it's taught me the value of hard work and dedication.

But running nude is more than just a physical challenge. It's also a mental challenge. When you're running a marathon nude, you have to be completely comfortable with your body. You have to be able to accept yourself for who you are.

Running nude has taught me to love and appreciate my body. It's taught me that there's nothing to be ashamed of.

I'm so grateful for running and nudism. They've made me a better person in so many ways.

So, if you're looking for a challenge, I encourage you to try running. And if you're feeling brave, try running nude. It's an experience you'll never forget.

Thank you for listening.

GWS Goose

That is gold!
Any mention of being Nude in the instructions or did it come up with that themselves

 

[Mop]

That is gold!
Any mention of being Nude in the instructions or did it come up with that themselves

That's on google mate.

 

[GWS Goose]

what about a nudist runner?

Most towns frown apon that

 

[Chat Pile]

I haven't been to your house to see it

You haven't been in their house.

I see you peeping through the keyholes though. Granted I see that when I'm peeping from the bushes outside their house but I'm not on trial here.

 

[Mop]

Most towns frown apon that

most, not all

 

[nahnah]

This reeks of a role player desperately reliant on others to achieve any thing or note.
I'd much rather be Bobby Skilton than some forgettable player carried to a premiership

Role player? I'm a premiership winning on baller, you're the SFA's Shane Woewodin

 

[GWS Goose]

That's on google mate.

If AI starts using search history when developing these pieces it is going to go into some bizarre directions, or so I've heard.
Can only imagine how my searches to best prevent nipple chafe will contribute to this stuff

 

[GWS Goose]

Role player? I'm a premiership winning on baller, you're the SFA's Shane Woewodin

I ve finished on the podium in the Mobbs 3 times and am probably odds on to do it again.
I'm perhaps the most dominant player of the era.
Nat Fyfe probably a better comparison.

 

[nahnah]

I ve finished on the podium in the Mobbs 3 times and am probably odds on to do it again.
I'm perhaps the most dominant player of the era.
Nat Fyfe probably a better comparison.

Because you have an impressive tackle record I will give you the choice of Woewodin or Priddis

 

[Mop]

I ve finished on the podium in the Mobbs 3 times and am probably odds on to do it again.
I'm perhaps the most dominant player of the era.
Nat Fyfe probably a better comparison.

You're far more likeable than old mate Fyfe

 

[Chat Pile]

MWPP

 

[MWPP]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... GCR v GUM

                       GUM
Memphis                     Cadsky                   Camros2
Jeremias                    Mop                      rye

Lomas                       Ulahoopski               MrPremiership
StFly                       Chat Pile                Dory_77

krakouers                   SarahSmiles              Brenton Davy
HotPiesWithSauce            Barrybran                nobbyiscool

gouki88                     nahnah                   Bianconeri
BlueE                       Falconista               ossie_21

hotchilli                   grumbleguts              Smartys Power
bone2468                    Aucklander               saintkildaman
                            GCR

GCR Foll : GreyCrow, Membling, CakeEater
GUM Foll : cats_09, GWS Goose, beez

GCR INT : Golumless, brahj
GUM INT : NSWCROW, CatToTheFuture

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gold City Royals FFC: Lomas krakouers SarahSmiles Brenton Davy Membling CakeEater
Gumbies FFC: <none>

[Round 16], Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[Chat Pile]

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gold City Royals FFC: Lomas krakouers SarahSmiles Brenton Davy Membling CakeEater
Gumbies FFC: <none>

 

[MWPP]

1 : 0 {C} - CakeEater had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : .1 {rW} - krakouers has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : .14 {rW} - Hands it off to GreyCrow.
1 : .18 {rW} - GreyCrow nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : .22 {C} - Gets a handpass away to SarahSmiles.
1 : .26 {rHFF} - Quick hands to gouki88.
1 : .3 {CHF} - He kicks across the ground towards nahnah.
1 : .34 {CHF} - nahnah spills the mark.
1 : .38 {CHB} - Falconista breaks free and has found some space.
1 : .43 {CHB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : .46 {rW} - He sees a lead by nobbyiscool and kicks in that direction.
1 : .51 {rW} - Up goes nobbyiscool.
1 : .55 {rW} - nobbyiscool slowing down the play.
1 : .59 {rW} - There's a player down there who needs a break..
1 : 1.03 - <<< StFly is trading places with bone2468 >>>
1 : 1.12 {rW} - nobbyiscool sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 1.16 {rW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 1.19 {CHF} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 1.23 {CHF} - Ulahoopski will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 1.28 {lHBF} - MrPremiership looks downfield.
1 : 1.32 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 1.36 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to GreyCrow.
1 : 1.4 {rW} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 1.45 {rW} - No mark taken as krakouers and HotPiesWithSauce wrestle for position.
1 : 1.49 {rW} - krakouers slowing down the play.
1 : 1.52 {rW} - Penalised for running too far.
1 : 1.57 {C} - Barrybran wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 2.01 {C} - Hold on ....
1 : 2.07 - <<< beez is trading places with StFly >>>
1 : 2.15 {C} - Barrybran signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 2.19 - <<< brahj is coming on to replace Camros2 >>>
1 : 2.28 {C} - Nobody's checking Barrybran.
1 : 2.32 {C} - Barrybran dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 2.35 {C} - Barrybran ran into SarahSmiles and came off second-best.
1 : 2.4 {lW} - Brenton Davy sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 2.44 {rHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 2.48 {rHFF} - gouki88 outbodies BlueE and takes an easy mark in the end.
1 : 2.52 {rHFF} - gouki88 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.57 {rHFF} - gouki88 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 3.01 {rHFF} - Big ... big kick by gouki88.
1 : 3.05 {rHFF} - He likes it. He likes it a lot.
Gold City Royals FFC : 1.0.6
Gumbies FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 3.09 {C} - cats_09 times his jump well and wins the tap.
1 : 4.09 {lW} - HotPiesWithSauce sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 4.09 {lW} - How did he get rid of it? Throw says the umpire.
1 : 4.09 {C} - SarahSmiles slowing down the play.
1 : 4.09 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to Brenton Davy.
1 : 4.1 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to krakouers.
1 : 4.1 {rW} - Smashed by HotPiesWithSauce.
1 : 4.1 {C} - Who wants it? Barrybran does. Great stuff.
1 : 4.1 {C} - Barrybran seems to like his chances ....
1 : 4.1 {C} - Miraculous goal to Barrybran.
Gold City Royals FFC : 1.0.6
Gumbies FFC : 1.0.6
1 : 4.13 {C} - StFly had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 4.19 {C} - With the ball is SarahSmiles.
1 : 4.19 {C} - Long handpass to the running CakeEater.
1 : 4.19 {C} - Handpasses to GreyCrow.
1 : 4.19 {C} - Great tackle by StFly.
1 : 4.21 {C} - Barrybran breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 8.28 {lHFF} - Hurried kick towards bone2468.
1 : 8.3 {lHFF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 8.3 {lHFF} - bone2468 with some space now.
1 : 8.3 {CHF} - Handballs to Chat Pile.
1 : 8.33 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running cats_09.
1 : 8.33 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Chat Pile.
1 : 8.33 {CHF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 8.33 {rFP} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 8.34 {rFP} - brahj takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 8.34 {FB} - Cadsky takes them on.
1 : 8.34 {rBP} - He gets a handpass to Memphis.
1 : 8.36 {lHBF} - He just bombs away in the direction of MrPremiership and Dory_77.
1 : 8.36 {lHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 8.36 {lHBF} - MrPremiership tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 8.36 - <<< CatToTheFuture is coming on to replace beez >>>
1 : 8.36 {lHBF} - MrPremiership dances around Dory_77.
1 : 8.38 - <<< beez is coming on to replace saintkildaman >>>
1 : 8.38 {lHBF} - Running with the ball is MrPremiership.
1 : 8.38 {C} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 8.4 {C} - SarahSmiles in the best position takes the mark.
1 : 8.4 {C} - Now SarahSmiles has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.4 {C} - SarahSmiles dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 8.4 {CHF} - He's still going.
1 : 8.4 {lFP} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 8.43 {lFP} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 8.43 {lFP} - Smartys Power assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 8.43 {lFP} - Smartys Power takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 8.43 {lFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 8.45 {lFP} - That takes Smartys Power's goal tally to 1.
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.0.12
Gumbies FFC : 1.0.6
1 : 8.45 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from cats_09.
1 : 8.47 {lW} - GWS Goose is now off and running.
1 : 8.47 {CHF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 8.47 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 8.49 {CHF} - Taking the ball is Chat Pile.
1 : 8.49 {CHF} - Passes to cats_09 by hand.
1 : 8.49 {CHF} - Hands it off to Chat Pile.
1 : 8.49 {lHFF} - Finds bone2468 with a handball.
1 : 8.51 {lHFF} - Goes the torp..

 

[Barrybran]

That is wild.

I have completed 0.
I doubt this will change

I watched a Seinfeld marathon once. What's the deal with running 42km anyway?

 

[Barrybran]

Oh we've started. Go team!

 

[nahnah]

Oh we've started. Go team!

what team do you play for again

 

[Chat Pile]

what team do you play for again

 

[nahnah]

12-6 lead, is it enough?

 

[MWPP]

1 : 8.51 {lHFF} - That's number 1 for bone2468 .
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.0.12
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
1 : 8.53 {C} - GreyCrow too strong at the bounce.
1 : 8.55 {lW} - HotPiesWithSauce is now off and running.
1 : 8.57 {CHF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 8.57 {CHF} - Chat Pile can't take it.
1 : 8.57 {rHBF} - Lomas sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 8.57 {lW} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Brenton Davy.
1 : 8.59 {lW} - Over the head of Brenton Davy.
1 : 8.59 {lW} - Brenton Davy has possession.
1 : 8.59 {rW} - Flicks it to krakouers.
1 : 8.59 {lHFF} - Bianconeri presents on a long lead.
1 : 8.59 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of Bianconeri.
1 : 9.01 {lHBF} - BlueE takes off.
1 : 9.01 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to GWS Goose.
1 : 9.01 {lHBF} - Handballs to BlueE.
1 : 9.01 {rHBF} - Huge handpass to ossie_21. As good as a kick.
1 : 9.03 {rHBF} - ossie_21 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 9.03 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to cats_09.
1 : 9.03 {lHBF} - BlueE screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 9.03 {lHBF} - gouki88 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 9.03 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking gouki88.
1 : 9.06 {FF} - A worm burner to grumbleguts.
1 : 9.06 {FF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 9.06 {rBP} - Its hard and tough but beez wins possession.
1 : 9.06 {rBP} - beez dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 9.06 {rBP} - That's a fantasic tackle by Smartys Power.
1 : 9.09 {FF} - Not enough pressure on grumbleguts.
1 : 9.13 {FF} - He has a shot from nowhere.
1 : 9.18 {FF} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.1.13
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
1 : 9.26 {FB} - CatToTheFuture signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.3 {FB} - The coach is on the blower....
1 : 9.34 - <<< CatToTheFuture is trading places with Falconista >>>
1 : 9.42 {FB} - Falconista signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.46 {lBP} - A quick handpass to cats_09.
1 : 9.51 {lBP} - CakeEater nearly lost his fingers to a wayward cats_09 kick.
1 : 9.55 {FF} - grumbleguts looking for a lead.
1 : 9.59 {FF} - He goes for goal.
1 : 10.03 {FF} - Goal number 1 to grumbleguts.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.1.19
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
1 : 10.07 {C} - The ball is bounced and GreyCrow gets the tap.
1 : 10.15 {lW} - Not enough pressure on Brenton Davy.
1 : 10.19 - <<< saintkildaman is coming on to replace Aucklander >>>
1 : 10.3 {lW} - Running with the ball is Brenton Davy.
1 : 10.34 {lW} - Brenton Davy didn't see that tackle coming from nobbyiscool.
1 : 10.38 {lW} - The ball is now with HotPiesWithSauce.
1 : 10.42 {lW} - HotPiesWithSauce bombs it into the forward line.
1 : 10.46 {lW} - HotPiesWithSauce adds a minor score to his team's total.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.1.19
Gumbies FFC : 2.1.13
1 : 10.55 {FB} - brahj with the ball now.
1 : 10.58 {FB} - He gets a handpass to CakeEater.
1 : 11.03 {lHBF} - He sends the ball to MrPremiership.
1 : 11.07 {lHBF} - Dory_77 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 11.11 {rHFF} - Dory_77 with the ball now.
1 : 11.15 {rHFF} - Then he runs it out of bounds ... deliberately.
1 : 11.19 {lHBF} - With the ball is MrPremiership.
1 : 11.23 {lHBF} - MrPremiership dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 11.27 {rW} - A measured kick to krakouers.
1 : 11.31 {rW} - Big mark by HotPiesWithSauce!.
1 : 11.36 {lW} - The ball is now with HotPiesWithSauce.
1 : 11.4 {lW} - Handballs to GWS Goose.
1 : 11.44 {C} - Gives the ball to Barrybran.
1 : 11.48 {C} - Barrybran bounces the ball.
1 : 11.52 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to bone2468.
1 : 11.56 {lHFF} - Poor option and Lomas makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 12 {rHBF} - Lomas has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.04 {rHBF} - Lomas sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 12.08 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to MrPremiership.
1 : 12.13 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Ulahoopski.
1 : 12.17 {CHB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 12.21 {lW} - A long pass towards Brenton Davy.
1 : 12.25 {lW} - nobbyiscool must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 12.3 {C} - Barrybran with the ball now.
1 : 12.36 - <<< Golumless is coming on to replace hotchilli >>>
1 : 12.44 {C} - Barrybran slowing down the play.
1 : 12.48 {rW} - Passes to nobbyiscool by hand.
1 : 12.52 {C} - He transfers play using Barrybran.
1 : 12.56 {C} - SarahSmiles upset the marking attempt by Barrybran.
1 : 13 {C} - SarahSmiles takes off.
1 : 13.04 {C} - SarahSmiles nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 13.08 {rW} - He tries to find krakouers with a chip pass.
1 : 13.13 {rW} - HotPiesWithSauce did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 13.16 {lW} - So HotPiesWithSauce ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - HotPiesWithSauce sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 13.25 {lHFF} - He has another one.
1 : 13.29 {lHFF} - Finds bone2468 with a handball.
1 : 13.33 {FF} - A spearing pass towards Mop.
1 : 13.37 {FF} - No mark taken as Mop and Cadsky wrestle for position.
1 : 13.41 {lBP} - brahj looks downfield.
1 : 13.46 {lBP} - Ohhr you can't shove 'em in the back like that.
1 : 13.49 {rFP} - rye sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 13.53 {rFP} - This could be a goal to rye.
1 : 13.58 {rFP} - And rye scores one behind.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.1.19
Gumbies FFC : 2.2.14
1 : 14.06 {FB} - Now brahj has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 14.1 {rBP} - A short kick to Memphis.
1 : 14.15 {rBP} - Ohhh. Memphis runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
1 : 14.21 {rBP} - Memphis looks downfield.
1 : 14.22 {CHB} - Ulahoopski and Chat Pile jostle for position.
1 : 14.26 {CHB} - Ulahoopski appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 14.31 {CHB} - Ulahoopski has a paddock.
1 : 14.37 {rBP} - He gets a handpass to Memphis.
1 : 14.41 {rBP} - OOOOOOOooohh... Jeremias has poleaxed Memphis.
1 : 14.45 {lFP} - The ball is now with Jeremias.
1 : 14.49 {lFP} - Jeremias - about 45 metres and not much angle.
1 : 14.53 {lFP} - Jeremias just scrapes it in for a goal.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.1.19
Gumbies FFC : 3.2.20
1 : 14.58 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by GreyCrow.
1 : 15.06 {C} - CakeEater with some space now.
1 : 15.1 {rHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 15.14 {rHFF} - gouki88 can't take it.
1 : 15.18 {rHFF} - gouki88 looks downfield.
1 : 15.22 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to nahnah.
1 : 15.26 {CHF} - But he's been penalised for throwing.
1 : 15.31 {lHBF} - BlueE has possession.
1 : 15.35 - <<< Camros2 is coming on to replace Smartys Power >>>
1 : 15.43 {lHBF} - BlueE takes off.
1 : 15.47 {lHBF} - Flicks it to cats_09.
1 : 15.51 {lW} - Handpasses to HotPiesWithSauce.
1 : 15.55 {CHF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 16 {CHF} - Ulahoopski upset the marking attempt by Chat Pile.
1 : 16.04 {CHF} - The bounce favours Chat Pile and he is off and running.
1 : 16.08 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to StFly.
1 : 16.12 {CHF} - A poor handpass but Chat Pile is up to the challenge.
1 : 16.16 {lHFF} - A wild kick laterally towards bone2468.
1 : 16.2 {lHFF} - bone2468 gets too far under the ball.
1 : 16.24 {rHBF} - Lomas scoops up the ball.
1 : 16.28 {rHBF} - Lomas takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 16.32 {lW} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 16.37 {lW} - Brenton Davy can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 16.43 {lW} - Brenton Davy has possession.
1 : 16.47 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to krakouers.
1 : 16.51 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 16.55 {CHF} - But CatToTheFuture is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 16.59 {CHB} - CatToTheFuture is now off and running.
1 : 17.03 {lW} - HotPiesWithSauce presents.
1 : 17.07 {lW} - Horrific choice of kick and krakouers will mark unopposed.
1 : 17.12 {C} - Who wants it? SarahSmiles does. Great stuff.
1 : 17.16 {lW} - A short kick to Brenton Davy.
1 : 17.2 {lW} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to nobbyiscool.
1 : 17.24 {rW} - Not enough pressure on nobbyiscool.
1 : 17.28 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. StFly runs onto it.
1 : 17.32 {rHFF} - Someone call a dentist. StFly has run into GreyCrow and is hurting.
1 : 17.36 {lHBF} - Running with the ball is MrPremiership.
1 : 17.4 {lHBF} - Not sure what that was for but MrPremiership will have to give up the ball.
1 : 17.45 {lHFF} - bone2468 sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 17.49 {lHFF} - bone2468 has a bounce.
1 : 17.53 {lHFF} - Handpasses to StFly.
1 : 17.57 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 18.01 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to Chat Pile.
1 : 18.05 {CHF} - Chat Pile has a ping.
1 : 18.09 {CHF} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.1.19
Gumbies FFC : 4.2.26
1 : 18.13 {C} - cats_09 wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 18.22 {C} - GreyCrow turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 18.26 {rW} - Quick hands to krakouers under pressure.
1 : 18.3 {rW} - Hands it off to GreyCrow.
1 : 18.36 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 18.38 {lW} - But chipping in front is nobbyiscool.
1 : 18.42 {rW} - nobbyiscool turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 18.48 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 18.52 {rHFF} - cats_09 attacks the goalface.

 

[Barrybran]

what team do you play for again

Streakers FFC

 

[Chat Pile]

We're all getting involved again.

 

[grumbleguts]

View attachment 1851045

My wife told me to stop being a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

 

[MWPP]

1 : 18.57 {rHFF} - Wayward shot at goal by cats_09. One behind.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.1.19
Gumbies FFC : 4.3.27
1 : 19.05 {FB} - Cadsky has it.
1 : 19.09 {rBP} - Handballs over the top to Memphis.
1 : 19.13 {rHBF} - GreyCrow on the end of this.
1 : 19.17 {rHBF} - StFly might be short but no there was no excuse for that tackle by GreyCrow.
1 : 19.21 {lHFF} - bone2468 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 19.25 {CHF} - Chat Pile runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 19.3 {CHF} - Chat Pile nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 19.34 {rFP} - rye and brahj jostle for position.
1 : 19.38 {rFP} - The ball spills free.
1 : 19.42 {lBP} - brahj to send the ball forward.
1 : 19.46 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to Cadsky.
1 : 19.5 {lBP} - Handpasses to brahj.
1 : 19.54 {CHB} - Kicks in the direction of Ulahoopski.
1 : 19.58 {CHB} - Shocking kick and Chat Pile will take the mark.
1 : 20.02 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Chat Pile.
1 : 20.07 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to bone2468.
1 : 20.11 {lHFF} - bone2468 has a bounce.
1 : 20.15 {FF} - He sends the ball to Mop.
1 : 20.19 {FF} - Mop appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 20.23 {FF} - The bounce favours Mop and he is off and running.
1 : 20.27 {FF} - Mop goes for goal.
1 : 20.31 {FF} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to Mop.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.1.19
Gumbies FFC : 4.4.28
1 : 20.4 {FB} - Cadsky takes off.
1 : 20.44 {FB} - Cadsky takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 20.48 {FB} - What a tackle.
1 : 20.54 {rFP} - rye with the ball now.
1 : 20.58 {rFP} - A gimme goal coming up if rye keeps his cool.
1 : 21.02 {rFP} - rye should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.1.19
Gumbies FFC : 4.5.29
1 : 21.1 {FB} - brahj has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 21.15 {FB} - Finds Cadsky with a handball.
1 : 21.19 {lHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 21.23 {lHBF} - MrPremiership can't mark. Dory_77 can.
1 : 21.27 {CHF} - Chat Pile has it.
1 : 21.31 {CHF} - Crackerjack bump by Ulahoopski on Chat Pile.
1 : 21.36 {CHB} - Ulahoopski looks downfield.
1 : 21.39 {CHB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 21.43 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards Lomas.
1 : 21.47 {rHBF} - That's a great mark.
1 : 21.52 {rHBF} - Lomas signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 21.56 {C} - Long raking kick in the direction of SarahSmiles.
1 : 22 {C} - SarahSmiles takes a strong mark.
1 : 22.04 {C} - SarahSmiles sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 22.08 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 22.12 {rW} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 22.16 {lW} - HotPiesWithSauce with the ball now.
1 : 22.21 {lW} - Handballs over the top to GWS Goose.
1 : 22.25 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily nobbyiscool was well placed to clean up.
1 : 22.29 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to Barrybran.
1 : 22.33 {lHFF} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 22.37 {lHFF} - Spoilt by Lomas.
1 : 22.41 {rHBF} - Lomas with the ball now.
1 : 22.45 {C} - He just bombs away in the direction of SarahSmiles and Barrybran.
1 : 22.49 {C} - Barrybran reads the play better and marks.
1 : 22.53 {lW} - HotPiesWithSauce has possession.
1 : 23 {rW} - Handpass to space. nobbyiscool runs onto it.
1 : 23.04 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 23.08 {C} - Flicks it to Barrybran.
1 : 23.12 {C} - Barrybran takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 23.16 {C} - Quick hands to StFly.
1 : 23.21 {rHFF} - He tries to find Dory_77 with a chip pass.
1 : 23.25 {rHFF} - Spoilt by MrPremiership.
1 : 23.28 {rHFF} - Dory_77 with a little space.
1 : 23.32 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to cats_09.
1 : 23.37 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily Chat Pile was well placed to clean up.
1 : 23.41 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 23.45 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to StFly.
1 : 23.49 {CHF} - Quick hands to GWS Goose.
1 : 23.53 {CHF} - Rough tackle. GWS Goose might be having a holiday next week.
1 : 23.57 {CHB} - Ulahoopski slowing down the play.
1 : 24.01 {CHB} - Handpass to space. Membling runs onto it.
1 : 24.06 {CHB} - GreyCrow runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 24.1 {CHB} - He handpasses to CakeEater.
1 : 24.14 {lW} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 24.18 {lW} - But in the way is nobbyiscool.
1 : 24.22 {rW} - nobbyiscool has it.
1 : 24.27 - <<< Aucklander is coming on to replace Falconista >>>
1 : 24.34 {rW} - nobbyiscool has it.
1 : 24.38 {C} - He tries to find Barrybran with a chip pass.
1 : 24.43 {C} - Barrybran appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 24.47 {lW} - Brenton Davy has it.
1 : 24.51 {C} - He transfers play using SarahSmiles.
1 : 24.55 {C} - SarahSmiles takes a pearler.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.1.19
Gumbies FFC : 4.5.29
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[Chat Pile]

Inaccurate but potent. Just like my swimmers.