Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 5 - West Coast Wonders v Roys FFC @ The Colosseum [MOTR]

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Go Roys.

Multi tasking today, watching tennis and playing qooty
With the spectacular form you're in?
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This is going to be a spectacular smash and grab by the Roys today. I can feel it coming. Nobody gives us a chance and that's when we're most dangerous.

I think it will go down to the wire with a late sealer in the dying moments.

Roys by 4.
 
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Good to see the delusion within the Roy’s camp still runs thick!
The mighty Wonders have this in the bag…it’s our season and the Roy’s are the tiniest of speed bumps on our journey to greatness.

Considering the chicken pies have been working this season, we have those and some of the finest Wagyu beef steak pies for half time.

Lessgooooooo…
 

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This is going to be a spectacular smash and grab by the Roys today. I can feel it coming. Movie gives us a chance and that's when we're most dangerous.

I think it will go down to the wire with a late sealer in the dying moments.

Roys by 4.

Oh dear. You have broken the unwritten SFA rule of forbidding mention of age or the throes of departure from this mortal coil in threads involving the Roys or me.

Shame Mooch.

As for the game, after a lot of to and fro including 3KZ is Football claiming “it’s science”, the Wonders kick straight in Q4 and come away with the Chockies and a win by 27 points.

Of course we share the chockies with the hosts.
 
Oh dear. You have broken the unwritten SFA rule of forbidding mention of age or the throes of departure from this mortal coil in threads involving the Roys or me.

Shame Mooch.

As for the game, after a lot of to and fro including 3KZ is Football claiming “it’s science”, the Wonders kick straight in Q4 and come away with the Chockies and a win by 27 points.

Of course we share the chockies with the hosts.
That is the right margin - 3 cubed - but the wrong result. #It’sScientific
 
So bitter everyone has so many badges and I only got 3. What's a boy got to do to get more

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I heard Wosh had been saving the choc mint badges for a special occasion. Let's remove any excuses today.

Choc mint for all!
 
Gameday #lolWonders!

Let's keep the league jealous with another resounding victory. Everyone make sure you hit your daily post targets or there will be hell to pay!

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Oh god I have to post 100 times before the game starts!
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Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
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Match commencing shortly ... WCW v ROY

Rich (BB code):
                       ROY
Marklar_33                  BallaratBulldog          jezzajay
Barrels                     Mooch                    MrsEddieBetts

SSwans2011                  Truetiger                SM
windyhill                   _Mike_                   Elmer_Judd

HARPSichord                 Grand Uncle Horace       AnUltimateRessie
Pure Grunt                  JackNah_8                3KZ is Football

NinjaSwan                   MayTheNorthBeWithU       dogs105
Aristotle Pickett           Mobbs                    Phar Ace

croweater 41                DenieD                   Rioli2Rioli
royboy2                     Ed_Gein                  Allikat
                            WCW

WCW Foll : damicky, ClarkeM, Cubs2Lions
ROY Foll : DERRINALPHIL, tigs2010, Zevon

WCW INT : Lsta062, JT_the_Man
ROY INT : Roylion, fitzroybowiedog

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
West Coast Wonders: <none>
Roys FFC: <none>

Round 05, Conditions for this match - WARM
 
Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com


Match commencing shortly ... WCW v ROY

Rich (BB code):
                       ROY
Marklar_33                  BallaratBulldog          jezzajay
Barrels                     Mooch                    MrsEddieBetts

SSwans2011                  Truetiger                SM
windyhill                   _Mike_                   Elmer_Judd

HARPSichord                 Grand Uncle Horace       AnUltimateRessie
Pure Grunt                  JackNah_8                3KZ is Football

NinjaSwan                   MayTheNorthBeWithU       dogs105
Aristotle Pickett           Mobbs                    Phar Ace

croweater 41                DenieD                   Rioli2Rioli
royboy2                     Ed_Gein                  Allikat
                            WCW

WCW Foll : damicky, ClarkeM, Cubs2Lions
ROY Foll : DERRINALPHIL, tigs2010, Zevon

WCW INT : Lsta062, JT_the_Man
ROY INT : Roylion, fitzroybowiedog

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
West Coast Wonders: <none>
Roys FFC: <none>

Round 05, Conditions for this match - WARM

It's fitting I that I have to play on SM lol

Gonna take him to the cleaners, Leeds Style #MOT
 
1 : 0 {C} - The ruck contest is won by DERRINALPHIL.
1 : .1 {lW} - Now Pure Grunt has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : .14 {lW} - He involves DERRINALPHIL in the play.
1 : .18 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : .22 {rHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : .26 {rHFF} - Elmer_Judd fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : .3 {CHF} - Mike receives his handpass.
1 : .34 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to Elmer_Judd.
1 : .38 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to windyhill.
1 : .43 {lHFF} - Finds tigs2010 with a handball.
1 : .47 {rHFF} - He transfers play using Elmer_Judd.
1 : .51 {rHFF} - Horrific choice of kick and SM will mark unopposed.
1 : .55 {lHBF} - The ball is now with SM.
1 : .59 {rW} - HARPSichord trying to offer a lead.
1 : 1.03 {rW} - Pure Grunt upset the marking attempt by HARPSichord.
1 : 1.07 {rW} - HARPSichord breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 1.12 {rW} - I believe a change is about to occur.
1 : 1.16 - <<< Aristotle Pickett is trading places with royboy2 >>>
1 : 1.23 {rW} - HARPSichord sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 1.28 {rW} - HARPSichord nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 1.32 {rW} - Pure Grunt might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on HARPSichord. Play on is the call.
1 : 1.36 {lW} - Pure Grunt fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 1.4 {lW} - Passes to tigs2010 by hand.
1 : 1.45 {lW} - He's brought down by ClarkeM.
1 : 1.49 {rW} - HARPSichord has possession.
1 : 1.52 {rW} - HARPSichord has time to take a bounce.
1 : 1.57 {C} - Almost a throw to Grand Uncle Horace.
1 : 2.01 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to HARPSichord.
1 : 2.07 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to Cubs2Lions.
1 : 2.09 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to damicky.
1 : 2.15 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 2.19 {CHF} - Watch out! Oh! Mobbs has laid MayTheNorthBeWithU out flat.
1 : 2.24 {CHB} - The ball is now with Mobbs.
1 : 2.28 {rW} - He kicks towards 3KZ is Football and AnUltimateRessie.
1 : 2.32 {rW} - 3KZ is Football takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
1 : 2.35 {rW} - The ball is now with 3KZ is Football.
1 : 2.4 {rW} - 3KZ is Football dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 2.44 {CHF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 2.48 {CHF} - Spoilt by Truetiger.
1 : 2.52 {CHB} - Truetiger looks downfield.
1 : 2.57 {CHB} - Mike drags Truetiger down beautifully.
1 : 3.01 {lHFF} - windyhill looks downfield.
1 : 3.05 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to DERRINALPHIL. As good as a kick.
1 : 3.09 {lHFF} - DERRINALPHIL takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 3.13 {FF} - Mooch and BallaratBulldog jostle for position.
1 : 3.17 {FF} - But he picks out BallaratBulldog.
1 : 3.21 {FB} - BallaratBulldog signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.25 {rBP} - Marklar_33 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 3.3 {rBP} - Marklar_33 takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
1 : 3.34 {rBP} - Marklar_33 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.38 - <<< JT_the_Man is coming on to replace Marklar_33 >>>
1 : 3.46 {rBP} - The ball is now with JT_the_Man.
1 : 3.5 {CHB} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 3.54 {CHB} - Mike claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 3.58 {CHF} - Mike to send the ball forward.
1 : 4.03 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to tigs2010.
1 : 4.07 {CHF} - Goes the torp..
1 : 4.13 {CHF} - Beautiful kick but it just brushed ClarkeM's fingertips on the way through.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Roys FFC : 0.1.1

1 : 4.21 {FB} - BallaratBulldog has possession.
1 : 4.25 {FB} - A quick handpass to damicky.
1 : 4.29 {lBP} - No-look handpass to jezzajay.
1 : 4.33 {rBP} - A wild kick laterally towards JT_the_Man.
1 : 4.37 {rBP} - No mark taken as JT_the_Man and Barrels wrestle for position.
1 : 4.41 {lFP} - Barrels signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 4.46 {lFP} - Barrels steadies himself and has a shot ....
1 : 4.5 {lFP} - Just one behind to Barrels.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Roys FFC : 0.2.2

1 : 4.58 {FB} - Now BallaratBulldog has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 5.02 {FB} - Where did Mooch come from? Great tackle.
1 : 5.06 {FF} - With the ball is Mooch.
1 : 5.1 {FF} - Mooch flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 5.15 {FF} - BallaratBulldog steps behind the line to concede a behind.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Roys FFC : 0.3.3

1 : 5.23 {FB} - With the ball is BallaratBulldog.
1 : 5.27 {rBP} - A lookaway handpass to JT_the_Man.
1 : 5.31 {rBP} - No-look handpass to damicky.
1 : 5.35 {FB} - A poor handpass but BallaratBulldog is up to the challenge.
1 : 5.39 {FB} - No-look handpass to damicky.
1 : 5.43 {FB} - damicky takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 5.48 {CHB} - damicky's taken another bounce.
1 : 5.52 {CHB} - damicky has another.
1 : 5.56 {rHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 6 {rHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 6.04 {lHFF} - So windyhill ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 6.08 {lHFF} - SSwans2011 smothers his kick.
1 : 6.12 {rHBF} - Now SSwans2011 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.19 {rHBF} - windyhill sews SSwans2011 up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 6.2 {CHF} - Mike signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 6.26 {lHFF} - Passes to windyhill by hand.
1 : 6.31 {lHFF} - Handballs to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 6.35 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 6.39 {lHFF} - Crunching tackle by SSwans2011.
1 : 6.43 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 6.47 {C} - A kick in the general direction of Grand Uncle Horace.
1 : 6.52 {C} - Grand Uncle Horace can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 6.55 {C} - Grand Uncle Horace with all the time in the world.
1 : 7 {rHBF} - Quick hands to SSwans2011 under pressure.
1 : 7.04 {lHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 7.08 {lHBF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 7.12 {lHBF} - SM slowing down the play.
1 : 7.16 {lHBF} - SM has lost it to Elmer_Judd due to an indecipherable umpiring decision.
1 : 7.2 {rHFF} - Elmer_Judd with the ball now.
1 : 7.24 {lHFF} - Quick hands to windyhill.
1 : 7.28 {FF} - Searching pass in the direction of Mooch.
1 : 7.33 {FF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 7.37 {FF} - Mooch dances around BallaratBulldog.
1 : 7.41 - <<< fitzroybowiedog is coming on to replace JackNah_8 >>>
1 : 7.49 {FF} - Mooch takes them on.
1 : 7.54 - <<< JackNah_8 is coming on to replace Phar Ace >>>
1 : 8.01 {FF} - Mooch sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 8.06 {FF} - Mooch steadies himself and has a shot ....
1 : 8.1 {FF} - Now which way will it bounce? Ohr its gone the wrong way.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Roys FFC : 0.4.4

1 : 8.18 {FB} - With the ball is jezzajay.
1 : 8.22 {FB} - jezzajay sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 8.28 {rBP} - He tries to find JT_the_Man with a chip pass.
1 : 8.33 {rBP} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 8.37 {rFP} - MrsEddieBetts looks downfield.
1 : 8.4 {rFP} - Heavy clash between jezzajay and MrsEddieBetts. jezzajay comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
1 : 8.45 {lBP} - jezzajay tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 8.49 {rBP} - JT_the_Man runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 8.53 {CHB} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 8.57 {CHB} - Truetiger can't take it.
1 : 9.01 {CHB} - Truetiger does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 9.06 {rW} - HARPSichord calls for it.
1 : 9.09 {rW} - But straight to Pure Grunt.
1 : 9.13 {lW} - Pure Grunt streaming down the ground.
1 : 9.18 {lW} - Pure Grunt takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 9.22 {lHFF} - Pure Grunt's taken another bounce.
1 : 9.26 {lFP} - Hands it off to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 9.3 {lFP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 9.34 {lFP} - This could be a goal to DERRINALPHIL.
 
1 : 3.25 {rBP} - Marklar_33 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 3.3 {rBP} - Marklar_33 takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
1 : 3.34 {rBP} - Marklar_33 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.38 - <<< JT_the_Man is coming on to replace Marklar_33 >>>
1 : 3.46 {rBP} - The ball is now with JT_the_Man.
Well, that's one way to signal for your team mate to lead Marklar_33
 
1 : 9.38 {lFP} - It's a goal to DERRINALPHIL.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Roys FFC : 1.4.10

1 : 9.42 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 10.25 {C} - tigs2010 streaming down the ground.
1 : 10.28 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily fitzroybowiedog was well placed to clean up.
1 : 10.28 {C} - fitzroybowiedog bounces the ball.
1 : 10.28 {C} - Handballs to tigs2010.
1 : 10.3 {C} - He handpasses to fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 10.3 {rHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Elmer_Judd and SM.
1 : 10.32 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 10.32 {rHFF} - Elmer_Judd through heavy traffic.
1 : 10.34 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 10.34 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to Zevon.
1 : 10.34 {lFP} - Barrels trying to offer a lead.
1 : 10.38 {lFP} - JT_the_Man drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 10.42 {lFP} - Who wants it? Barrels does. Great stuff.
1 : 10.46 {lFP} - This will be a goal to Barrels.
1 : 10.51 {lFP} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Roys FFC : 1.5.11

1 : 10.59 {FB} - BallaratBulldog wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 11.03 {FB} - That's a fantasic tackle by Mooch.
1 : 11.07 {FF} - Mooch wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 11.11 {FF} - This should be a goal to Mooch.
1 : 11.15 {FF} - Now which way will it bounce? Ohr its gone the wrong way.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Roys FFC : 1.6.12

1 : 11.23 {FB} - JT_the_Man wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 11.27 {rBP} - Spears a kick towards JT_the_Man.
1 : 11.32 {rBP} - JT_the_Man makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
1 : 11.36 {rBP} - JT_the_Man wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 11.4 {rBP} - JT_the_Man sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 11.44 {lHBF} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 11.48 {lHBF} - Great saving mark taken by Elmer_Judd.
1 : 11.52 {lHFF} - windyhill takes off.
1 : 11.56 {CHF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 12 {CHF} - Mike and Truetiger both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 12.04 {CHB} - Truetiger takes off.
1 : 12.08 {CHB} - Truetiger takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 12.13 {C} - Almost a throw to ClarkeM.
1 : 12.17 {lW} - He tries to find AnUltimateRessie with a chip pass.
1 : 12.21 {lW} - Over the head of AnUltimateRessie.
1 : 12.25 {lW} - Now AnUltimateRessie has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.3 {rHFF} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 12.34 {rHFF} - royboy2 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 12.4 {lHBF} - royboy2 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 12.44 - <<< Phar Ace is coming on to replace Allikat >>>
1 : 12.52 {lHBF} - royboy2 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.56 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Mobbs.
1 : 13 {CHB} - Mobbs takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 13.04 {lHBF} - Sees royboy2 out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 13.08 {lHBF} - But straight to NinjaSwan.
1 : 13.13 {rHFF} - NinjaSwan has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 13.17 {lFP} - Long handpass to the running Rioli2Rioli.
1 : 13.21 {lFP} - This should be a goal to Rioli2Rioli.
1 : 13.25 {lFP} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
West Coast Wonders : 1.0.6
Roys FFC : 1.6.12

1 : 13.29 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from damicky.
1 : 13.37 {rW} - HARPSichord with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 13.41 {C} - No-look handpass to Grand Uncle Horace.
1 : 13.46 {rHFF} - He sees a lead by NinjaSwan and kicks in that direction.
1 : 13.5 {rHFF} - Over the back of the pack comes NinjaSwan and plucks it out.
1 : 13.53 {rHFF} - NinjaSwan has it.
1 : 13.58 {CHF} - A short kick to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 14.02 {CHF} - MayTheNorthBeWithU can't mark but is able to control it.
1 : 14.06 {CHF} - MayTheNorthBeWithU takes off.
1 : 14.1 {CHF} - An underground handpass to damicky.
1 : 14.15 {CHF} - Crunching tackle by Zevon.
1 : 14.19 {CHB} - Mobbs looks downfield.
1 : 14.22 {CHB} - No-look handpass to tigs2010.
1 : 14.26 {rHBF} - A short kick to JackNah_8.
1 : 14.31 {rHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 14.37 {rHBF} - JackNah_8 has possession.
1 : 14.39 {rHBF} - Intercepted by dogs105.
1 : 14.45 {lHFF} - dogs105 fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 14.49 {lHFF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
1 : 14.53 {lHFF} - dogs105 thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
West Coast Wonders : 1.1.7
Roys FFC : 1.6.12

1 : 15.02 {FB} - Nobody's checking Ed_Gein.
1 : 15.06 {rBP} - Handpass to space. Phar Ace runs onto it.
1 : 15.1 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 15.14 {rBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 15.18 {rBP} - Phar Ace is chased down by Rioli2Rioli - great effort!.
1 : 15.22 {rFP} - croweater 41 has it.
1 : 15.26 {rFP} - A quick snap from croweater 41.
1 : 15.31 {rFP} - And croweater 41 scores a behind.
West Coast Wonders : 1.2.8
Roys FFC : 1.6.12

1 : 15.38 {FB} - Ed_Gein slowing down the play.
1 : 15.43 {FB} - Almost a throw to Zevon.
1 : 15.47 {FB} - But the umpire says he interfered.
1 : 15.51 {FF} - DenieD has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 15.55 {FF} - DenieD - about 45 metres and not much angle.
1 : 16 {FF} - It's a goal to DenieD.
West Coast Wonders : 2.2.14
Roys FFC : 1.6.12

1 : 16.04 {C} - Superb ruckwork from damicky.
1 : 16.12 {lW} - Its hard and tough but Pure Grunt wins possession.
1 : 16.16 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Zevon.
1 : 16.2 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily DERRINALPHIL was well placed to clean up.
1 : 16.24 {CHF} - That kick makes it hard for Mike.
1 : 16.28 {CHF} - But Truetiger is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 16.32 {CHB} - Nobody's checking Truetiger.
1 : 16.37 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to SSwans2011.
1 : 16.43 {C} - Searching pass in the direction of Grand Uncle Horace.
1 : 16.45 {C} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 16.51 {C} - Grand Uncle Horace has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.55 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 16.59 {C} - Cubs2Lions on the end of this.
1 : 17.03 {lW} - Flicks it to AnUltimateRessie.
1 : 17.07 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to ClarkeM.
1 : 17.12 {lHBF} - ClarkeM nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 17.16 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to SM.
1 : 17.2 {lHBF} - There's been a push-out and SM will lose the ball.
1 : 17.24 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Elmer_Judd.
1 : 17.28 {rHFF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
 
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