Official Match Thread SEASON 37 ROUND 1: OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS vs LAS VEGAS BEARS @ SPOTSWOOD OVAL

[tony]

I’m going to beat this drum all week, @AnUltimateRessie has made his feelings known about co-captains, but having like 40% in an LG? Might as well make the whole team a ‘leader’

Go off mwerps! We never had half a club as an LG

You’re right! Our 5 last year was much bigger than your 9. Great maths

Talking about great maths, which is it, 40% or 50%, do you want to have another guess at it.

 

[Millky95]

Me too tony
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Been doing my workouts with the cup...
have you heard: This Season OOBs are going #cup2spoon2cup

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ****” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

 

[Art Vandelay_]

3 votes Art Vandelay_

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Do you think they even have a leadership group pm? or do they just use the team chat for anything important?

but only if important....

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Mrs Turbo there is nothing to see in this reply I have made to Dingsta, please flick to the next post










Don't worry Dingster you will always be my Favorite big spoon

Just cause Dingster is the MOST Handsome man in the SFA

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Luckily we have our nOOB's myblueroan JuddgementDay and tigerland_1720 each rostered to do all the polishing...

I feel comfortable with JuddgementDay and tigerland_1720 being in the trophy room polishing the silverware,
however until myblueroan learns to stop biting people and kicking things he might be best left out on the oval to graze

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Talking about great maths, which is it, 40% or 50%, do you want to have another guess at it.

were cool qooty players, numbers are overrated and for nerds

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the *” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

you could have prevented this by not signing them all up in your LG

 

[Mrs Turbo]

were cool qooty players, numbers are overrated and for nerds

Spoken like a true Captain

 

[tony]

C'mon on in Bears and join in on the fun with Tigerturbulance and the Old Boys. I believe they are trying to go #cup2spoon2spoon or something like that.

Just avoid the all you can eat buffet when Turbo's around, you will end up going home hungry.



Art Vandelay_ Cap CountryLad Dingster Electronic_Renaissance Fizzler Grin guero HawkPatrol I Dont Care Jezmiester40 JoseMourinho JoshWoodenSpoon kane249 Matera92 Millky95 Muddiemoose MWPP RonnieRaven RookiePick Senor M Shadow Man Tandy Test Tickle Tommycash

 

[Tandy]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the *” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Some say simply too much love muscle. Others say not enough to go around. Absolute thirst trap

 

[Cap]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the *” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

I like how you said furiously

 

[thewizardmelon]

When you joined the OOBs did you get your very own spoon?

This has been covered, plus yes I’m living vicariously through the S36 OOB

No checks? All the responsibility on 1? The cracks in the Old Boys LG showing earlier than the Away team dressing rooms

Who said it was on one person? Just not on persons named Tiger or Melon

 

[tony]

Chipmunk you get your own special tag cause I haven't updated the tag list yet.

Bloody hell LG, where were you guys when I needed you.

 

[thewizardmelon]

And tony the only numbers that matter to us is the scoreboard. Don’t come in here fact checking me Day 1, I’m just to stir things up (mostly on the field)

 

[thewizardmelon]

Chipmunk you get your own special tag cause I haven't updated the tag list yet.

Bloody hell LG, where were you guys when I needed you.

Falling apart faster than the Aussies Day 4 at the Gabba…

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the *” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Lucky you didnt have your phone on vibrate...
or it could've been much worse

 

[MWPP]

Chipmunk you get your own special tag cause I haven't updated the tag list yet.

Bloody hell LG, where were you guys when I needed you.

There’s a reason I tagged him earlier in a separate post

 

[Millky95]

Who said it was on one person? Just not on persons named Tiger or Melon

"But moar than 3 people in a LG is sTuPiD," - Old Boys probably

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Chipmunk you get your own special tag cause I haven't updated the tag list yet.

Bloody hell LG, where were you guys when I needed you.

The LG was on the Train (apparently furiously busy)

 

[Millky95]

And tony the only numbers that matter to us is the scoreboard. Don’t come in here fact checking me Day 1, I’m just to stir things up (mostly on the field)

Explains your ladder positions

 

[Millky95]

Lucky you didnt have your phone on vibrate...
or it could've been much worse

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People ever have their phone not on vibrate?

 

[MWPP]

People ever have their phone not on vibrate?

My phone is permanently on silent /vibrate unless I’m on call
When I’m on call I mute the usual overnight suspects like por_please_ya & Chipmunk

Or at least that was my approach from Vic

Shouldn’t be needed here in WA due to the time difference and also having no more on calls for the foreseeable future

 

[Dingster]

This has been covered, plus yes I’m living vicariously through the S36 OOB

Oh I'm not done yet.

Robertio was winning the spoon like a flat Guinness?

 

[Robertio]

Howdy Cap

Spotswood is overrun (not possible btw) with beers!
Drop over to Mrs Ts Tavern, Robertio Guinness bar or this Season you can also have Fleabane s The Flea come to you !

If they come to my bar i want them to be gutsy and drink heaps, hello Bears and welcome to glorious Spotswood.