Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Dragons FFC v Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

[Phar Ace]

DragoDelph and T2B_ went to dinner together the other night. They went in @T2B's shiny new Porsche Boxster.

Walking back to the car @T2B fumbled for his keys in his pocket and realised he'd left the keys in the vehicle.

DragoDelph saw a lovely lady walking on the same side of the street toward them, so he asked her if he could use one of her hairpins to try picking the lock of his friend's beautiful new car.

DragoDelph straightened the pin, then fumbled and struggled with the pin and lock for about 10 minutes before suggesting @T2B call the dealership for advice. @T2B said "it was ringing" each time he heard the ring tone, but gave up after a few minutes complaining they were closed.

@T2B then asked DragoDelph if he had any other good ideas. "None yet", said DragoDelph. To which @T2B said, "well you better think of something soon, this rain is starting to kick in and we've left the bloody top down"!

 

[tigs2010]

Is this the match thread or just a collection of terrible DragoDelph jokes

 

[DragoDelph]

Is this the match thread or just a collection of terrible DragoDelph jokes

They're not my jokes.

I'm the just the horseman of pain and torture. These are the delivery method.

 

[DragoDelph]

DragoDelph and T2B_ went to dinner together the other night. They went in @T2B's shiny new Porsche Boxster.

Walking back to the car @T2B fumbled for his keys in his pocket and realised he'd left the keys in the vehicle.

DragoDelph saw a lovely lady walking on the same side of the street toward them, so he asked her if he could use one of her hairpins to try picking the lock of his friend's beautiful new car.

DragoDelph straightened the pin, then fumbled and struggled with the pin and lock for about 10 minutes before suggesting @T2B call the dealership for advice. @T2B said "it was ringing" each time he heard the ring tone, but gave up after a few minutes complaining they were closed.

@T2B then asked DragoDelph if he had any other good ideas. "None yet", said DragoDelph. To which @T2B said, "well you better think of something soon, this rain is starting to kick in and we've left the bloody top down"!

Ok Phil

 

[Supersuns]

On a junket!

On SM-A146P using BigFooty.com mobile app

Is he still planning a coup?

 

[tigs2010]

They're not my jokes.

I'm the just the horseman of pain and torture. These are the delivery method.

I've always been one to shoot the messenger and ask questions later.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I feel we need to recruit bedford and Tarkyn_24 to have any chance of winning another game this season Mobbs. Ed_Gein agrees.

I am currently a valued member of the <checks notes> East Side Hawks

 

[T2B_]

Is he still planning a coup?

Dunno but I'm planning a coupe according to Phar Ace

 

[Blaze Storm]

Ljp86's pre-game interview before game #1000.

 

[tigs2010]

I am currently a valued member of the <checks notes> East Side Hawks

They don't value you mate. Did they create a player card for you and give you an award?

 

[Ed_Gein]

I feel we need to recruit bedford and Tarkyn_24 to have any chance of winning another game this season Mobbs. Ed_Gein agrees.

Would love to see bedders give it a go.

 

[DragoDelph]

I've always been one to shoot the messenger and ask questions later.

That's fair.

Are you a necroscope or necromancer though?

Or is this just a speak with dead 3 questions deal?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

They don't value you mate. Did they create a player card for you and give you an award?

They did not!

I can’t believe you guessed my surname like that too. Great stalking research

 

[tigs2010]

That's fair.

Are you a necroscope or necromancer though?

Or is this just a speak with dead 3 questions deal?

Can I be a little column A and little column B?

 

[T2B_]

Ljp86's pre-game interview before game #1000.

It's true, every pre-season he's out there on the track still ahead of the pack and putting a mighty impression on the rooks. The man was only just shy of the Mobbs Medal last season.

 

[DragoDelph]

Can I be a little column A and little column B?

Can I answer the questions before you kill me then?

<<< Is concerned

 

[Mobbs]

Is he still planning a coup?

I think the results speak for themselves!

 

[3KZ is Football]

We've been very hot and cold so far this season, so you could be in with a shout.

 

[Supersuns]

I think the results speak for themselves!

Can't believe you've been swindled into being a captain. You deserve a rest!!

 

[T2B_]

I feel we need to recruit bedford and Tarkyn_24 to have any chance of winning another game this season Mobbs. Ed_Gein agrees.

We might have to play Pie 4 Life at Full Back for old times sake if you land Tarks!

 

[DragoDelph]

Can't believe you've been swindled into being a captain. You deserve a rest!!

You're not suggesting we send Mobbs off old yella style are you?

 

[Supersuns]

You're not suggesting we send Mobbs off old yella style are you?

 

[serial_thrilla]

The best part of #ljp600 has been discovering all these new dragon gifs.

 

[T2B_]

The best part of #ljp600 has been discovering all these new dragon gifs.

Knifey Spoony doxxed!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Is this the match thread or just a collection of terrible DragoDelph jokes

Yes!