Mark Williams: Ah………. welcome to the first selection night for 2009. Um……..find a space on the floor and ah………make yourself comfortable.
Tony McGuiness: What happened to the conferenth table and chairth?
Mark Williams: Ahh………..times are tough financially Tony so um……..there has been some cut backs made. Can you hand out these ah…………..crayons and pieces of butcher paper?
Tony McGuiness: What are the crayonth for?
Mark Williams: Well ah……….we had to sell the magnet boards to raise some capital.
Tony McGuiness: Thith ith rediculouth!!!!!!!!
Peter Rohde: I know it’s not going to be easy but we need to look at this as an opportunity to galvanise the club.
Mark Williams: OK, before we get onto selection, we ah…………need to sort out a few tasks. Kingers will be taking home the um………guernseys to wash; Matty will be organising the oranges at the breaks, Crippers will be goal umpiring and Tony you can ah…………….organise the cordial.
Domenic Cassisi: WHAT!!!!........... NO GATORADE?? Choco, if you need me to raise some cash, just say the word.
Mark Williams: Thanks Dom, you can ah………… hand out these raffle ticket books to the players and ask them to have the money in by this time next week.
Adam Kinsley: What’s the prize?
Mark Williams: A Crows Membership. Ah………. nobody seems to want a Port one.
Peter Rohde: OK, I think we should get onto the team line-up. Choco got the opportunity to spend some time during the week with coaches from other sporting codes that may help with our structure and give us some ideas on getting around flooding tactics.
Mark Williams: Yeah well ah…………..basically it ah…………….goes like this.
Our goalkeeper Carlile sends the ball long and wide to our wing attack Cornes who in turn moves the ball very quickly towards Tredrea at the top of the 50 metre key. Tredrea our centre half then waits for our striker Motlop to make a run from in front of the flooding opposition defenders before passing long and high for the 6 point lay up. Vidmar assured me that this will beat the pissant flooding tactics and Smyth totally agreed.
Peter Rohde: OK, have we got any injury concerns that may affect selection?
Adam Kingsley: Toby might be in doubt
Mark Williams: WHATS WRONG WITH TOBY!!??
Adam Kingsley: Toby got a bad splinter from the wooden logs we used at training.
Peter Rohde: Anyone else?
Tony McGuiness: Yeah, Justhtin Wethtoff hath a thore thoulder.
Mark Williams: How did that happen?
Jason Cripps: He got out muscled by one of the fabric player cut outs we use but he should be OK.
Mark Williams: OK, we will ah…………….give Toby up until the end of the ah…………..first quarter to see if he um…………… comes up. Lets get on with the rest.
Tony McGuiness: What happened to the conferenth table and chairth?
Mark Williams: Ahh………..times are tough financially Tony so um……..there has been some cut backs made. Can you hand out these ah…………..crayons and pieces of butcher paper?
Tony McGuiness: What are the crayonth for?
Mark Williams: Well ah……….we had to sell the magnet boards to raise some capital.
Tony McGuiness: Thith ith rediculouth!!!!!!!!
Peter Rohde: I know it’s not going to be easy but we need to look at this as an opportunity to galvanise the club.
Mark Williams: OK, before we get onto selection, we ah…………need to sort out a few tasks. Kingers will be taking home the um………guernseys to wash; Matty will be organising the oranges at the breaks, Crippers will be goal umpiring and Tony you can ah…………….organise the cordial.
Domenic Cassisi: WHAT!!!!........... NO GATORADE?? Choco, if you need me to raise some cash, just say the word.
Mark Williams: Thanks Dom, you can ah………… hand out these raffle ticket books to the players and ask them to have the money in by this time next week.
Adam Kinsley: What’s the prize?
Mark Williams: A Crows Membership. Ah………. nobody seems to want a Port one.
Peter Rohde: OK, I think we should get onto the team line-up. Choco got the opportunity to spend some time during the week with coaches from other sporting codes that may help with our structure and give us some ideas on getting around flooding tactics.
Mark Williams: Yeah well ah…………..basically it ah…………….goes like this.
Our goalkeeper Carlile sends the ball long and wide to our wing attack Cornes who in turn moves the ball very quickly towards Tredrea at the top of the 50 metre key. Tredrea our centre half then waits for our striker Motlop to make a run from in front of the flooding opposition defenders before passing long and high for the 6 point lay up. Vidmar assured me that this will beat the pissant flooding tactics and Smyth totally agreed.
Peter Rohde: OK, have we got any injury concerns that may affect selection?
Adam Kingsley: Toby might be in doubt
Mark Williams: WHATS WRONG WITH TOBY!!??
Adam Kingsley: Toby got a bad splinter from the wooden logs we used at training.
Peter Rohde: Anyone else?
Tony McGuiness: Yeah, Justhtin Wethtoff hath a thore thoulder.
Mark Williams: How did that happen?
Jason Cripps: He got out muscled by one of the fabric player cut outs we use but he should be OK.
Mark Williams: OK, we will ah…………….give Toby up until the end of the ah…………..first quarter to see if he um…………… comes up. Lets get on with the rest.
