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"you tried your hardest, and failed miserably, the moral is, never try" Homer to Bart after he flunkedthe audition as to be Mr. Burns' son.
 

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"Hear ye, hear ye, old town crier declared crappy by all"


"Only two types of guys wear loud Hawaiian shirts Marg, homosexuals or big fat party animals"

"You mean its not me noggin its me peepers,llloovveerrrrly"
 
Homer:
before,before,you're livin in the past marg,quit livin in the past.

Homer:
Your mother seems really upset ,i better go talk to her during the
commercial break.

Homer:
Now son you dont want to drink beer. thats daddys,and kids with fake ID.

Bart:
Well we hit a snag when the universe collapsed in on itself,but dad seemed cautiously optimistic.

:cool: :cool: :cool:
 
Originally posted by Jars458

"Only two types of guys wear loud Hawaiian shirts Marg, homosexuals or big fat party animals"


LOL. I use that on my dad cause he wears hawaiian shirts everyday, which to be honest scares me.
 
Homer: "You know when I was a boy I wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me, so I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table.. doctor thought I might have barin damage'

Bart: "Dad, whats the point point of this story"

Homer: "I like stories.."

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Homer: "Just beacuse I don't care doesnt mean I don't understand!"

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Homer: "Nobody knows the band 'Grand Funk'? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong rattling bass of Mel Shocker? The competent drum work of Don Brewer? Oh, man! For more information on Grand Funk, consult your school library!"
 

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Homer making a speech at a BBQ

"If I could just say a few words........I'd be a better public speaker"
 

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