Official Team Thread Sin City Swamprats S22 Official Team Thread - B&F on Jan 7th

[Ant Bear]

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And Nursies...

Hi Spud!

 

[Nursie]

And Nursies...

Hi Spud!

Hi Team...just ignore me. Mother left the lock off the door and I've got in to the liquor cabinet.
I've only half-an-hour before she gets back from bingo at the razzle. I hope she won as she's a bitch when she loses.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

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Well fancy seeing you here.

 

[Nursie]

Well fancy seeing you here.

You winning this season?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

You winning this season?

Kind of. Been top 4 for most of it, lost 3 in a row after a good start but seems we're back on track.

 

[Ant Bear]

You winning this season?

Even when we lose, we're winning

 

[I Dont Care]

Hi Team...just ignore me. Mother left the lock off the door and I've got in to the liquor cabinet.
I've only half-an-hour before she gets back from bingo at the razzle. I hope she won as she's a bitch when she loses.

Don't worry, I'm giving her a 'lift' home

 

[Nursie]

Kind of. Been top 4 for most of it, lost 3 in a row after a good start but seems we're back on track.

Even when we lose, we're winning

Good to hear. Don't be surprised if I come knocking on your door looking for a spot in the side when you make the GF

Don't worry, I'm giving her a 'lift' home

Nice. But seriously, I wouldn't * my mum with your dick.

 

[Gray Day]

Hai Nursie

 

[Gray Day]

Good to hear. Don't be surprised if I come knocking on your door looking for a spot in the side when you make the GF


Nice. But seriously, I wouldn't **** my mum with your dick.

Post your little Nursie Cow poem

 

[Nursie]

Post your little Nursie Cow poem

"Yes, that's right. A lovely, lovely cow with great big lovely udders, swinging around going 'Mooo, come to Nursie-cow, you lovely little heifers!' Oh, yes, what fun, I want to be a cow again, please!"

 

[HaroLad]

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[miggs]

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pleasantly suprised. Far Kern was Far Kern stiff with an 82 Potential though.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Testing:

Official Team Sheet

 

[Ant Bear]

Testing:

Official Team Sheet

Yes, I was wondering why I couldn't find the Hawks' team as well...

 

[Millky95]

Another bloody draw

But points are points

 

[Kennedy Parker]

The draw should mean we hang onto 4th equal on percentage, behind the Roys and above the Warriors and Demons who are equal on points. Disappointing result after having that sort of lead but we should be able to bounce back against the Hawks next week who have been a rabble this season. Defence definitely needs some work.

 

[Ant Bear]

Bugger! Another draw, cancelling out the advantage of the first one. Millky95 with the clutch goal at the end, in his best game this season. The centreline of Far Kern, miggs and Quadzilla all got plenty of the ball, and Gray Day maintains his healthy ALF lead with another bag of 5. spookism is out of pocket, but it was worth the bribe to earn 10 frees


So, the season stats.

Gray Day on track to become the first Swamprat to top the league goalkicking charts since the legendary Groove in S4, therefore we have adopted the policy of #kickitotogray

 

[Gray Day]

Bugger! Another draw, cancelling out the advantage of the first one. Millky95 with the clutch goal at the end, in his best game this season. The centreline of Far Kern, miggs and Quadzilla all got plenty of the ball, and Gray Day maintains his healthy ALF lead with another bag of 5. spookism is out of pocket, but it was worth the bribe to earn 10 frees
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So, the season stats. View attachment 298301

Gray Day on track to become the first Swamprat to top the league goalkicking charts since the legendary Groove in S4, therefore we have adopted the policy of #kickitotogray

 

[Ant Bear]

Also, let's all laugh at the Las Vegas Bears. Top of the ladder, they have faced the bottom placed team 3 weeks in a row now, and lost all three games.

I mean, that's all but impossible, right?



Right?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Also, let's all laugh at the Las Vegas Bears. Top of the ladder, they have faced the bottom placed team 3 weeks in a row now, and lost all three games.

I mean, that's all but impossible, right?



Right?

Possible for a team that didn't make finals, the ladder leaders doing it is just embarrassing.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Woohoo according to some no-name, I'm a dead weight.

Explains my form over the last 4 weeks

 

[Gray Day]

Dr Floggosus is getting a bit high and mighty in the new gameday fred?

 

[Millky95]

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...st-side-hawks-at-underground-stadium.1148684/

Remember these s**t heads who have 1 captain without a spine and the other who can't post a team sheet? Should go and give them a reminder. Swamprats style.

Cloud_
Ant Bear
Zakk Wylde
ShaunDuggan
Gray Day
I Dont Care
Power Raid
Sublime
stew42
Far Kern
Ford Fairlane
Macca19
Wingard2Wines
Quadzilla
spookism
NSWCROW
wharfie_1870
ChristopH
Jonts
Butler
Stephen cRowe
Noobz0r
sportsmaniac89
miggs

 

[Gray Day]

How are the posting stats looking Mr Ant Bear?