Kennedy Parker
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The Sin City Swamprats
ESTABLISHED: Season 4
PREMIERSHIPS: 3 (S6, S27, S29)
HOME GROUND: UNDERGROUND STADIUM, ALBERTON OVAL
COLOURS: BLACK, WHITE, GOLD AND RED
THE CREED:
We the players and management of the Alberton/Sin City Swamprats Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.
To do this we believe -
There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special
That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour
We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.
Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.
Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.
SWAMPRAT ANTHEM:
Swamprats all, let us rejoice, for we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears, our women we don't see
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell, we're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair
CLUB SONG:
Beer, beer the black and the white
Honour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry
Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pi**ed glory!
We the players and management of the Alberton/Sin City Swamprats Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.
To do this we believe -
There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special
That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour
We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.
Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.
Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.
SWAMPRAT ANTHEM:
Swamprats all, let us rejoice, for we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears, our women we don't see
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell, we're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair
CLUB SONG:
Beer, beer the black and the white
Honour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry
Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pi**ed glory!
League Awards:
ALFAndrews Awards:
Groove 108 goals S4 (All-time SFA record)
Gray Day 83 goals S22
Dingster 79 goals S25
Deestroy Medal:
Total Power S6
philreich S27
Nunez S30
Frankston Rover Award:
Kennedy Parker S22
Millky95 S23
Ant Bear S25
Mobbenfuhrer Medal:
MannumPower S20
Ant Bear S22
Noobz0r S23
Ant Bear S26
Nunez S27
philreich S28
Nunez S30
ALFAndrews Awards:
Groove 108 goals S4 (All-time SFA record)
Gray Day 83 goals S22
Dingster 79 goals S25
Deestroy Medal:
Total Power S6
philreich S27
Nunez S30
Frankston Rover Award:
Kennedy Parker S22
Millky95 S23
Ant Bear S25
Mobbenfuhrer Medal:
MannumPower S20
Ant Bear S22
Noobz0r S23
Ant Bear S26
Nunez S27
philreich S28
Nunez S30
Season 33 Player List
37. Kennedy Parker (C)
1. philreich (C)
2. jackster83 (LG)
3. ShaunDuggan
05. edgie
7. RPCB
07. okeydoke7
9. darthmann
14. GotTheGoodes
16. TheDarkDwarf
22. GremioPower (VC)
23. sataris
26. Quadzilla
29. Grav
30. Ticky009
33. Marklar_33
45. ant555 (LG)
52. Catsnlakers (LG)
64. Firestarter
69. Ant Bear (LG)
88. Power Raid
91. HirdsTheWord
x. Near Kern
27. Kirkswan
x. Jewelsbon
25/27
Kennedy Parker, philreich, jackster83, ShaunDuggan, edgie, RPCB, darthmann, powerrrrrrrrrrrr, GotTheGoodes, GremioPower, sataris, Quadzilla, Ticky009, mike ross, Marklar_33, ant555, Catsnlakers, Firestarter, Ant Bear, Power Raid, HirdsTheWord, TheDarkDwarf, Near Kern, Kirkswan, Grav , Jewelsbon
IN: Kennedy Parker (returning), ShaunDuggan (Royals), Kirkswan (returning), Grav (returning), Jewelsbon (rookie), Okeydoke7 (returning)
OUT: Sarahsmiles (Royals), compact72 (delisted), Sparkle (delisted), mike ross (delisted), powerrrrrrrrrrrr (delisted)
Fixture:37. Kennedy Parker (C)
1. philreich (C)
2. jackster83 (LG)
3. ShaunDuggan
05. edgie
7. RPCB
07. okeydoke7
9. darthmann
14. GotTheGoodes
16. TheDarkDwarf
22. GremioPower (VC)
23. sataris
26. Quadzilla
29. Grav
30. Ticky009
33. Marklar_33
45. ant555 (LG)
52. Catsnlakers (LG)
64. Firestarter
69. Ant Bear (LG)
88. Power Raid
91. HirdsTheWord
x. Near Kern
27. Kirkswan
x. Jewelsbon
25/27
Kennedy Parker, philreich, jackster83, ShaunDuggan, edgie, RPCB, darthmann, powerrrrrrrrrrrr, GotTheGoodes, GremioPower, sataris, Quadzilla, Ticky009, mike ross, Marklar_33, ant555, Catsnlakers, Firestarter, Ant Bear, Power Raid, HirdsTheWord, TheDarkDwarf, Near Kern, Kirkswan, Grav , Jewelsbon
IN: Kennedy Parker (returning), ShaunDuggan (Royals), Kirkswan (returning), Grav (returning), Jewelsbon (rookie), Okeydoke7 (returning)
OUT: Sarahsmiles (Royals), compact72 (delisted), Sparkle (delisted), mike ross (delisted), powerrrrrrrrrrrr (delisted)
R1 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Phoenix at Alberton Oval
R2 - Baghdad Bombers vs Sin City Swamprats at Abdu Prison
R3 - Sin City Swamprats vs Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium
R4 - Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Ljp86's Lair
R5 - Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium
R6 - Mount Buller Demons vs Sin City Swamprats at Snow Dome
R7 - Sin City Swamprats vs Fighting Furies at Underground Stadium
R8 - Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park
R9 - Sin City Swamprats vs Gumbies FFC at Underground Stadium
R10 - Gold City Royals vs Sin City Swamprats at The Golden Throne
R11 - Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders at Underground Stadium
R12 - East Side Phoenix vs Sin City Swamprats at The Eyrie
R13 - Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium
R14 - Coney Island Warriors vs Sin City Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park
R15 - Sin City Swamprats vs Dragons FFC at Alberton Oval
R16 - Las Vegas Bears vs Sin City Swamprats at The Stadium in the Sky
R17 - Sin City Swamprats vs Mount Buller Demons at Underground Stadium
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