Something going wrong at the worst possible time

[Syd]

www.bulldog.nl

It's a coffeeshop...

I prefer the "second" menu there TY

 

[mantis]

Ahh, but have you asked yourself WHY people go to Amsterdam?

I know why SOME go, not everyone is a druggy you know, other people go because of the museums, art galleries & the scenery, plus he wants to eventually visit Norway, Denmark, Iceland & all those other cold countries as well.

 

[Roonaldo!]

I got food poisoning 2 days before my birthday.

 

[SaveFeriss]

I know why SOME go, not everyone is a druggy you know, other people go because of the museums, art galleries & the scenery, plus he wants to eventually visit Norway, Denmark, Iceland & all those other cold countries as well.

That's what I would've told my mum too if I was off to Amsterdam in my young-un days.

Now she'd just presume I was going for the pot.

 

[nicho_magic]

Was at a mates place and whent up the stairs into the house to grab 2 beers for my mates (none for me) and then whilst carrying the beers down the stairs i tripped. I tripped down the stairs landing on bricks, smashing the glass everywhere and in the process i landed on the glass. My mates couldn't see what had happened and they just started laughing untill i came round the corner with blood pooring out of my arm. My mate then whent inside to get tape and a hose as he wreckoned it was a good idea to tape me up and hose me down. Then i hear the door open and it was my mates parents coming home from their holiday. As embarressing as it was it probably saved me from going to hospital. 1 hour later all the glass was removed from my arm the 6 cuts on my arm 2 on my chest and 1 on my hand were covered up and i was ready to go play back yard cricket again. however i played back yard cricket in a singlet and i didn't want to put sunscreen on my arm. Later that day i realised that was a bad idea as my arm was completely fried. 2 weeks later my cuts are allmost better and my sunburn has neerly gone. but not much more could have gone wrong that day.

 

[SaveFeriss]

 

[Syd]

When in Amsterdam, Syd chooses to stay with...

Gawd I miss that place!

 

[Squeak]

How in God's name do you fracture your pelvis?

Well I could probably think of a couple of ways, but hurdles isn't one of them.

Crashed into a hurdle, rather than over one.

 

[eddiesmith]

My hearing aid constantly gets broken on weekends when the place to get them fixed is closed. It happened on my 18th birthday this year so I had to cancel work and find a bloke nice enough to open up on the weekend just for me