Songs to do with Colonial

[SpecialBruce]

G'day

I have re written Cold Chisel's "Cheap Wine" to something about Colonial Stadium.

To the tune of Chisel's "Cheap Wine"

When they built Colonial Stadium
There were no problems
Now look at it, Games have to be moved.
The grass died, so they painted it
It did absoulutely nothing
That was a month ago
Wayne wants to fix it up, he has his

Beach Ball on the Eastern Wing
Beach Ball on the Eastern Wing
Come On, Come On, Come On

I don't mind if games are moved
The G will be much better
I don't really give a hang.
Wayne can, shout at ground staff
But that would do nothing
Wayne doesn't need any love, he's got his

Beach Ball on the Eastern Wing
Beach Ball on the Eastern Wing
Come On, Come On, Come On

Sittin in the stands watching players fall oh yeah
Spent the whole night with players falling oh yeah
Thinking what I did today
Watching the beach, watching Colonial
Watching Wayne Jackson, speaking on his telephone
Every time you want to find him he is in hiding
He's over in fiji and it makes him feel at home with his

Beach Ball on the Eastern Wing...