Media Sweet FA Three Things I Learnt This Week - S30 Edition

[Metalcrusher]

I'll submit.

Love it! On yer knees squib!

 

[JackBero]

Welcome to 2 weeks ago with number 3.

i was stumped
jack sh*t happened this week compared to the sh*tshow the last few weeks

 

[Pugsley]

Love it! On yer knees squib!

I just roll over.

 

[Pugsley]

i was stumped
jack sh*t happened this week compared to the sh*tshow the last few weeks

Well you were my first choice qeeper last season.

 

[Pugsley]

1. We seem to lose the tight games.
2. Baghdad is feeling more relaxed this
week.
3. I may win the Fred doing a Bradbury by
Season 50.

 

[Red mist]

Wow, I thought I had reasonable band width. I’m glad I don’t.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Love it! On yer knees squib!

Anything for a Royals flag.

For a Fred medal on the other hand, wait until you see what I can do with my other hand.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

1. In recent seasons, the sim lets the Wonders kick a goal on the siren to snatch the win. Right now it likes us and I'll submit whatever sacrifice it demands to keep this going.
2. Credit to the Wonders. Stuck fat on some of their bigger posters moving on but they're more well rounded than I thought. Not going to figure high in any lists for poster numbers but nobody is going to walk out of a week saying that was sh*t because if they did, they lied.
3. Gonna be the unpopular opinion but I've watched the WaynesWorld19 saga with keen interest and while I thought the poster Wayne was a bit of a dickhead the way he left the Bombers has seen him with nobody giving him any support so I'll say this - not a season would go by where I wouldn't fight for hours and days with this dude but if he was right (rarely), I also backed him up. However the Wayne I spoke to occasionally by PM was a different bloke. He likes his fantasy footy, he did his best to find homes for players he though he was letting down. He spoke about persona a lot in his "retirement" so while this guy gets constantly burned don't forget a lot of what you dealt with was persona, he did a lot of good with his stats thread etc. My point is, if a new persona Wayne walks back to the league remember what this place is.

Tldr

 

[JackBero]

Love it! On yer knees squib!

take me out to dinner first

 

[JackBero]

Tldr

its TL;DR

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Tldr

It's tl;cr for you.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

its TL;DR

Its whatever i want it to be

 

[NaturalDisaster]

It's tl;cr for you.

Wow, you’re mean.

 

[Dinsdale]

1. One of my beer taps is longer than the other, thus impeding the sink spout.
2. One of my mates only calls me when he had something to lift/carry/trailer
3. Tonga Bobs is a great place for slammers

Sent by shoephone via Tapatoe

 

[Pugsley]

Its whatever i want it to be

Yes that.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Wow, you’re mean.

 

[Santoz]

It's tl;cr for you.

manangatang

 

[Metalcrusher]

Its whatever i want it to be

No.

 

[The Half Back]

1. Players can be sent off my goal umpires 15 minutes after the event
2. The word "retirement" means absolutely nothing in the SFA
3. I belong in the goal square

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

1. Mooch 500 plus goals is a great result.
2. NaturalDisaster takes 2 days to drink a bootle if scotch. To be fair at least he drinks it neat.
3. DT does not define a good Qootier.

 

[Genghis Tron]

1. Symptoms of the scond stage of hypothermia include: slow, weak pulse, slowed breathing, lack of co-ordination, irritability, confusion and sleepy behaviour.

2. Sorry I've made a mistake

3. Symptoms of being a Gumbies player include: low, weak pulse, slowed breathing, lack of co-ordination, irritability, confusion and sleepy behaviour, getting ****ed weekly.

 

[Kilroy]

1. Players can be sent off my goal umpires 15 minutes after the event ....

3. I belong in the goal square

Wow! Not enough that you own the goalsquare, but you have your own goal umpires as well.

Some people ...

 

[Loonerty]

Round Seven

1. We suck
2. Somehow we don't suck the most
3. There is a concerning lack of quality admin candidates

 

[Marlowe]

1. Furies have some nice, young posters for once.

2. If you order a batch of prints from Officeworks and even one of them is the wrong resolution, they'll all come out the wrong resolution. I actually don't know if I learnt that for sure but I am assuming that's what happened.

3. It's already September lmao.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

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Round Seven

1. We suck
2. Somehow we don't suck the most
3. There is a concerning lack of quality admin candidates

Much better than the last admin race though.